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    Tell her to make me a chamomile/Camembert/camel
    hair shirt.

    Real Lyric: Tell her to make me a cambric shirt.

    The story:

    I've always assumed that I was hearing it
    wrong, but I couldn't figure out what it was.
    My best guesses were chamomile, Camembert, and
    camel hair.

    I just looked it up a minute ago, and I can't
    believe they're saying "cambric." There are
    three distinct syllables!

    Then again, it's supposed to be impossible
    tasks, so ...

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    It sounded like three syllables to me as well. My version was "cavalric". What the shirt had to do with the cavalry I had no idea. The impossible part of the task is of course the "no seam or needlework" stipulation.

    Taken4Granite Jul 05, 2017 7:04 pm