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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Cecilia" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Cecilia" Lyrics

    Jubilation, she loves me again I fall on
    You're shaking my carpet daily
    you're shaking my coffee and danish
    You're shaking my coffin, it's daily
    Cecilia, you're breaking my heart, you'r
    Jubilation, she loves me again I fall on
    I'm paloties soar and i like it.
    Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart, you
    You're shaking my carpet, and staying
    You're shakin' my confidence, baby
    Up and down and through. Making love
    You're shaking my coffin insanely.
    You're shaking my car to the Navy.
    "I called out before that I lactate."
    Cecelia you're breaking my heart you're
    You're shaking my carpets out daily
    You're stirring my coffee and saline
    You´re shakin´ my car and this daily
    Celia, you're breaking my car. You're sh
    You're shaking my coffee staaain

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    I Am a Rock
    Kathy's Song
    Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
    Mrs. Robinson
    Scarborough Fair
    Still Crazy After All These Years
    The Boxer
    The Dangling Conversation
    The Sound of Silence

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