The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
"Scarborough Fair" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Simon and Garfunkel
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Misheard "Scarborough Fair" LyricsAre you going to Harvard or Yale?
Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare? Parsni
Are you going to Scarbourough Fair?Parsl
Parsely's angels, Mary and Tom
Our sweet saviors Mary and Tom
Are you going to start an affair?
Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pa
as the stage grows merry and bright
Parsley, angels, Mary and time
Are you going to Scarborough Fair Partly
Partly shaved Rosemary in time
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; (robo
Pat is gay with lemon and lime.
Without no screamin' needle poke
Partly aged Romanian wine
For they say t'was merry and bright
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsl
Are you going to scarper, old friend?
Parsely sage, rose (as in rise) Mary and
A soldier creams and Polish is a femme,
remember me to underman's lair
parsley sedge rows, merry in time
Are you going to clobber a bear?
Tell her to make me a chamomile/Camember
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Bridge Over Troubled Water
El Condor Pasa
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
I Am a Rock
Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
Still Crazy After All These Years
The Dangling Conversation
The Sound of Silence
Funniest Misheards by Simon and Garfunkel