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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart, your're shaking my carpets once daily

    (heard much later on CD)

    Song: Cecilia
    Real Lyric: Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily(Heard on vinyl)

    The story:

    Well, My version adds a certain twist -that of a Mediterranean house-maid who cleans up after the singer whom he falls in love with. I have images of a plump middle-aged woman with a carpet beater! I described this image to a friend who laughed and corrected me. He suggests occasionally that I should get myself a maid like that.

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