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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jubilation, she loves me again
    I fall on the floor and die laughing.

    Song: Cecilia
    Real Lyric: Jubilation, she loves me againI fall on the floor and I laughing.

    The story:

    My room-mate commented on how stupid the lyric "I laughing" was (there is an English grammar teacher deep in his soul). "No, no", says I, "they're saying 'die laughing', not 'I laughing' ", which was more agreeable to him. Later, after carefully listening to the song on the radio, we conceded that there is no way Simon and Garfunkel are singing our more grammatically correct version.

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