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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Space Oddity" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by David Bowie

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Space Oddity" by David Bowie? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Space Oddity" Lyrics

    And the papers want to know who shot you
    Clown control to Mao Tse Tung
    Grant control to make your tongue...
    Take your fourteen pills and put your he
    Birth control to ginger tom
    Now it's time to feed the catfish if you
    This is Ground Control to Major Tom, You
    Grab control of your tongue Grab control
    Grand control to Major Thong
    This is ground control to Magic Town You
    Ground Control to Major Tom, your son is
    Flying off the spool and there's nothing
    Air traffic control to Major Tom
    This is ground control to Major Tongue

    Other Songs by David Bowie

    Aladdin Sane
    All The Young Dudes
    Ashes to Ashes
    Because You're Young
    Black Country Rock
    China Girl
    Cracked Actor
    Diamond Dogs
    Did you ever have a dream
    Drive-In Saturday
    Eight Line Poem
    Golden Years
    I'm Afraid of Americans
    Jean Genie
    Let's Dance
    Life on Mars
    Magic Dance
    Major Tom
    Memory of a Free Festival
    Modern Love
    Moonage Daydream
    Oh, You Pretty Things
    Panic In Detroit
    Rebel, Rebel
    Slow Burn
    Soul Love
    Station To Station
    Suffragette City
    Sweet Thing
    The Next Day
    This Is Not America
    Time Will Crawl
    Young Americans
    Ziggy Stardust

    Funniest Misheards by David Bowie