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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face.

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.

    The story:

    I was singing karaoke on a first date. Needless to say, once he picked himself off the floor from laughing, there was never a second date.

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    See, now that would have garnered someone a second date with me!

    ccvhlch1 Jun 20, 2012 10:37 pm

    To this very moment, I thought he was singing, "yellow fat chick just put my spine out of place."

    chicle44 Feb 20, 2010 6:43 pm

    I just played this song, and I can hear it this misheard way! I can't stop laughing!!

    catherinebee Mar 21, 2009 8:00 am

    LOVE IT!

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:49 pm

    I thought it was 'this mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place' as well!

    violetthebat Jan 30, 2009 12:13 pm

    I thought it was this mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place...

    Vitorai Dec 01, 2008 8:46 pm

    Isn't it "This matter-of-fact chick just put my spoine out of place..."

    milovision Oct 10, 2008 11:44 am