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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Making love with his eagle
    Ziggy sucked up into his mind
    Like a leather messiah

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: Making love with his egoZiggy sucked up into his mindLike a leper messiah

    The story:

    I was working out the lyrics for a band I was in, so I wrote down what I thought they were and gave them to the singer. Luckily he had paid more attention to what Bowie was singing about than I did. I guess I thought it was pretty mystical to make love to your eagle...

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