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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is ground control to Major Tongue

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Space Oddity
    Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom

    The story:

    Seriously, I thought the song was a little spaced out. Since it was named Space Oddity, figured he was singing about some futuristic "head" that was doing space travel. I had read the Dune series about that time, but I'm not using that as an excuse. LOL. 30 years later, I find out it is Major Tom which makes much better sense, but, not nearly as much fun to sing as Major Tongue. : )))

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