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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is ground control to Magic Town
    You really make it great
    And the papers want it now good shot you went
    Now it's time to eat the cats food if you dare

    /Planit tub is blue and there's nothing I can do.

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Space Oddity
    Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major TomYou've really made the gradeAnd the papers want to know whose shirts you wearNow it's time to leave the capsule if you dare/Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

    The story:

    This is how they were transcribed on a pirate cassette of Bowie's greatest hits I bought in Bali, long long ago. Clearly the transcriber was not an English native speaker, and the lyrics were full of bizarre mondegreens. Unfortunately this is all I can remember.

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