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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    as the stage grows merry and bright

    Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

    The story:

    Not so much embarrassing as a weird deja vu. I was a very small child, in the 3-4 area when this song was on the radio a lot, and spices meant nothing to me. But I liked the song about the stage with the lights coming on.

    When I was in high school, I hung out with some folksinging types, who played this song a lot-- just the old part, not the S&G part, and it sounded so familiar, but I couldn't place it. One night someone put on the S&G record, and I heard the song for the first time in about 13 years, and it was the closest I ever felt to one of those drugged out "inspirations" without actually having taken drugs. I never told anyone about this. Well, except you now.

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