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    "Heart-Shaped Box" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Nirvana

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    Misheard "Heart-Shaped Box" Lyrics

    Hey, wait, i've got a hip complaint
    Hey! Wait! I've gotta lose some weight
    Me eating all our kids for once just yet
    hey wade
    She has me in her pisces web. I am weak.
    I wish you could keep your pants on when
    Hey! Wayne! I've gotta stop the plane
    Forever and after your prize expires
    Hey! Hey! I've got a real toupé!
    Hey, Wayne, I got a microwave.
    Hey, Wayne! I've got a lute, come play!
    I wish I could eat your pants off when y
    I wish I could eat your casserole
    cut myself on angel hair and baked beans
    Hey! Wait! I've got a new Cobain!
    Hey! Paint! I've got an ear complaint!
    Hey! Wait! I gotta milkyway.
    Hey, Wayne, I've got a nuke 'em plane
    Hey, wait, I got a menstrual pain.
    Hey, wait, I've go to lose some weight.
    Hey! Wayne! I've gotta lose some weight
    hey way, i gotta do cobain
    Hey! Wait! I've gotta nuke 'em Penny!
    Hey! Wait! I've got a mental pain!
    ...for reverend ed and his priceless adv
    So all the ladies in the house if you pe
    hey wayne im on the window pane
    Hey! Wait! I've got to lose, don't play
    Hey, Wayne, brother I feel your pain.
    Hey! Wait! I've got to lose some weight!
    Hey! Wait! I gotta' look away.
    Young p***y cat man
    She loves me like a fountain for my feet
    Hey, Wait, Ive got a new Cobain...
    Hey! Wait! I'm going to lose my brain
    Hey, wait. My name is Kurt Cobain.
    I wish I could eat your cancer away; the
    Hey! Wait! I got a dildo brain!
    Hey, wait, I've got to lose some weight
    Hey, Wait, I´ve got a little brain.
    "Hey, Wayne, I got a real complaint."
    Hey! Wait! I've got a noose, come play.
    for a rebel dancer your price is right
    Hey! Wait! I got a lukewarm vein
    Hey way, I've got a new Cobain!
    I wish I could kill your kids and cats w
    Hey, Wait, I gotta lose some weight
    Hey! Way! I've got a lycopene...
    hey! wait! i have a mental pain
    Hey, wait, I've got a new Cobain
    Hey! Wait..I got an Aunt Jermaine!
    Hey! Wait! I've got a loufah brain
    Hey, wait, I got a roof gon' paint!
    Hey! Wait! I got a rectal problem
    I've been Eating Orchids for Kids
    Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, for

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