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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here we are now in containers

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us


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    I was singing along with it all the time until I seen the lyrics for a school project

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    i'm a dj and i herd it like that but the lyrics went "Turn the lights out Sex is dangerous Here we are now In containers Life stupid And contagious Here we are now in containers I'm a lion I'm a vinyl i'm a skittle Not a beatle

    Aeromixmaster Sep 15, 2014 9:10 am

    I remember hearing "Here we are now, hepatitis" or something, but now like "in containers" much better.

    Marcus Jan 25, 2014 3:09 pm

    Me and my friend found this one funny as I played the audio clip. LOL!

    Marcus Jan 23, 2014 9:41 pm

    I don't even know the real lyrics, but after watching a Misheard Lyrics video on YouTube, I consistently hear it as 'eerie yarn owl and retainers'.

    Ghostcia Sep 14, 2013 9:07 pm

    Here we are now, eating tables

    Hollister24 Jun 10, 2013 11:50 am

    I still sing it as in containers

    Cditrsared Aug 07, 2012 5:06 pm

    love weird al's version.

    alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:41 pm

    I thought it was here we are now, Entertainers. Close, but not quite.

    BlueSlushy May 07, 2010 2:18 pm

    I heard it sung by Tori Amos and they're still in containers

    mama_appelsap Mar 10, 2010 3:41 pm

    Ive heard "here we are now, mashed potatoes"

    Mutley Dec 03, 2009 3:45 pm

    I don't think anyone ever fully understood the actual lyrics to the song, especially weird al, haha!

    mami83 Nov 05, 2009 7:37 pm

    Hmmm.... I don't hear it at all. Sorry.

    hattrick Aug 29, 2009 12:51 am

    To be fair, Nirvana is ridiculously hard to understand all the time. Especially in this song.

    tjarvis4338 Feb 17, 2009 6:35 pm

    haha, I heard that too! awesome.

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:36 pm

    you guys are all stupid. in containers?..... really?

    timpaler138 Feb 14, 2009 10:55 am

    In containers. Huhh!!! Maybe your just physic and knew what Kurt was going to do???

    CeeeeeeCee Dec 27, 2008 9:52 am

    He mumbles it so much, it could be anything.

    biffmalibu Dec 05, 2008 12:31 pm

    omg I love it

    karamona Oct 10, 2008 10:13 pm

    i always thought it was "here we are now eating tables" but thats cool too

    lacemychucks527 Oct 06, 2008 3:14 pm

    The words to this song are so hard to understand and yet so humorous!

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:57 pm

    well this has to be the funniest thing ...... i have heard people signing the wrong lyrics and it jsut cracks me up ! how fun ! peace ;-)

    campbell Aug 04, 2008 2:21 pm