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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In a lotto
    Imma buy more
    I'm a-scared of

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: A mulatto An albinoA mosquito My libido

    The story:

    I was born after Kobain died, but I grew up
    listening to Nirvana. My dad cracked up when he
    heard me singing these lyrics. I was shocked they
    were wrong because they made sense to me. Seven
    years later, we all laugh about it... maybe a little
    too much on my dad's part.

    Note: the "I'm a-scared" is a kid's combination of
    "afraid" and "scared."

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