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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the salad its less dangerous
    Here we are now with potatoes
    With a mars bar, and potatoes
    And some salad and potatoes

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us

    The story:

    We were stoned when we were listening to it.. and it seemed to make sense god knows why..

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    thats what people with eating disorders would hear

    benoticed Oct 07, 2012 10:39 am

    Well, people should take heed of these lyrics, good way to sell being healthy to people who listen to stuff like this. Sounds like lyrics Weird Al would do.

    DXMarx Aug 03, 2011 4:08 pm

    Maybe if Curt Cobain had done more vegetable related songs he'd still be with us ...

    What_what Sep 06, 2010 6:21 am

    Damn,and I thought I liked potatoes alot

    skinner Mar 07, 2010 10:24 am

    so true, i used to think it was 'marijuana entertainment. your too stpuid, for an agent.

    hahahalyrics Feb 19, 2010 11:50 am

    Just the potatoes really sound well in the original song... but just this made me lol!

    doodad Sep 23, 2009 6:25 pm

    hahah xD

    fannybtw Sep 16, 2009 11:56 am

    I heard something about a mosquito in there too...

    Niffreiffic Aug 02, 2009 9:21 pm

    It's funny, but doesn't sound like that at all.. but then if you were stoned... I guess the munchies were kicking in.

    censoredglamour Jul 23, 2009 6:35 am

    someone had the munchies. thats what you get for listening to an already hard to understand song while stoned

    Winter_Rose Jul 21, 2009 3:19 am

    Sounds like someone likes potato salad and candy, lol.

    Vueiy_Visarelli Jun 23, 2009 6:10 pm

    It doesn't sound like that at all, but I lol'ed anyway. That's okay. Everyone does dumb shit when they're stoned lol

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:45 pm

    I heard it like "And a mosquito."

    served_raw Feb 16, 2009 4:50 pm

    No I don't think so lol.

    Martinlikesgolfclubs Jul 25, 2008 1:33 pm

    Were you hungry at the time?

    williesj Jul 24, 2008 11:27 pm

    My friend and I thought it said something about potatoes too! We called it the potato song from then on.

    Martinlikesgolfclubs Jun 15, 2008 2:05 am


    Poof19 May 03, 2008 6:40 pm