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    "We Are The Champions" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Queen

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    Misheard "We Are The Champions" Lyrics

    Oota falootar cause we are the champions
    We are the champions - my friends And w
    I ate my bones (And my curtain calls)
    Doo duh Balloo duh
    We are the tampons...
    Those art the losers, or Mozart for lose
    I've taken my vows And my curtain calls
    And bake me steaks, I've made a few
    I`ve baked me steaks, I`ve made them for
    Yuletide for losers, cause we aren't chr
    We are the tampons, we are the tampons..
    I paid my Jews
    I've had my share of fat kids in my face
    And my captain calls
    And banned me skates
    It's been no better frozen, no plate of
    We are the champions And we are the lose
    and we'll keep on farting to the air
    We are the tampons, my friends
    I've had my share of fat kids in my bed
    ludes are for losers, we are the champio
    We are the chairmen We are the chairmen
    And baked me steaks I've made a few
    Wallapaloosa, 'cause we are the champion
    Wavin' your batter all over the place...
    Poop on the losers Cause we are the cham
    no time for losen cause we are the champ
    ...and bake me steakes....
    I made me steaks
    You guys are losers, for we are the cham
    We are the Champions of France.
    We are the trapguns, my friends
    I've taken my vows and my kernal corn.
    I've made me steaks

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