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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm adopted!

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: And the dust (uh!)

    The story:

    My brother, who is adopted, had me convinced this was a message to people like him...

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    I have no idea what the real lyric is (am thoroughly unconvinced that it's "and the dust, uh!"), but whenever I hear it, "I'm adopted" is all I hear.

    shakingthetree Jun 21, 2013 12:36 pm

    we seriously actually think this is how Freddie Mercury sings it. There is nothing in that line that sounds like anything else.

    toadstoolmamma Jan 27, 2012 7:44 pm

    Very close to what I heard, which was " 'm not adopted"

    Mailinator May 01, 2009 12:18 pm

    When I was younger, I truly believed it was "Man, adopted!"...You are not alone! =D

    Eleclya Jul 25, 2008 7:30 am