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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Waving your bladder all over the place

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Waving your banner all over the place

    The story:

    It was my younger brother actually, who must have been about ten at the time. My mother was the only one to overhear his error, though you can be sure she quickly summoned the rest of the family to join in the laughter and the taunting. (In his embarrassment my brother didn't attempt any defence, but he could have argued that if the young man in the song was waving his own bladder then this would account for the 'blood on his face' as well as providing indubitable proof that he was 'hard'.)

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    I thought that too. But I was 30

    Insainlewey May 09, 2013 3:58 pm

    This is one of the funniest misheard lyrics I've ever come across. I am actually crying with laughter!

    Lottiecakes Sep 16, 2008 3:09 pm