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    "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Lyrics

    So Your Tongue Became A Razor Someone's
    I'mma same onna side as a mongoose-a
    I was saved by the sound of Michael's so
    So they called her Ma Framota
    I'm-a gonna sing this song of matzah
    My mamma say, mamma say, I'm from Arkans
    So you done became a razor
    So they called her my promoter
    Get out of my face
    I'ma saying I'm the son of a monkey, sir
    you're a vegetable
    Mama say Mama's on my Microsoft
    I will say with the sound of matzah
    Imma sing on a song that Michael sung
    Mama say I'ma sell my Microsoft *or* ima
    Imma say it on the side of Michael's hou
    I've been saved by the sound of mambo sa
    I'm insane by the sound of Michael's son
    You're the best of all.
    I go insane to the sound of microsoft.
    mama say mama saw my moccasins
    Mama say, "Momma saw what Momma saw!" Ma

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