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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    show them hot monkey

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: show them how funky


    The story:

    I was driving in the car with a coworker who is a huge Michael Jackson fan. We were listening to the song and I sang about the monkey, and she had to stop the song, rewind it and tell me that we had to sing that part again. So I did and sang it the same way and she laughed so hard that she had to pee and I had to find the next exit very fast. Needless to say, by the time we got to work, everyone know how dumb I was.

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    Hehe, just heard that, really does sound like hot monkey

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 6:11 pm

    lol that's great. It really does sound like that now that you mention it

    Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:35 am

    LOL, Funny and even funnier story. Btw it's knew how dumb you were, not know. I don't think you are dumb though, just naive as the rest of us :P

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:33 am