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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mama say I'ma sell my Microsoft *or* ima say mama saw my

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa

    The story:

    I knew those couldn't possibly be the real lyrics, and that since
    they sounded like a mantra or chant or some sort that they
    most likely were tribal, but these are the words that have
    always most resemble what I've heard.

    I just found out the real lyrics about ten seconds ago.

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    Sounds like they are selling Microsoft to Apple! XD

    jason24589 Dec 28, 2012 12:41 am