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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    you're a vegetable

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: you're the best of all

    The story:

    My girlfriend laughing at me for 'bout ten minutes

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    @iammollyjean Yes, you're right. The real story goes like this: My girlfriend sang "You're a vegetable". I thought she misheard it, so I laughed at her for 'bout 10 minutes. Some years later I found this site and wanted to post this Misheard Lyric. But I didn't want to ridicule my girlfriend (now my wife) on the Internet ('praise in public', is a saying), so I edited the story so that I was the one that misheard it and was being laughed at. But I was wrong instead of her, I made it worse, since now she's made fun of, while she was right in the first place... The lesson learned is (as you confirm, iammollyjean, is that I should check the facts before posting! thanks

    RedFeet Dec 20, 2012 9:44 am

    No, the real lyric IS you're a vegetable, not "you're the best of all." obviously you didn't look up the real lyrics before posting on here...

    iammollyjean Dec 20, 2012 8:19 am

    I guess the joke is on your girlfriend cause the line IS "You're A Vegetable"! lol So now you can laugh at her.

    StrangerInMaine Nov 18, 2010 7:52 am