The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
I quite innocently asked my college roommate what the hell McCartney could have been thinking, writing a song about a cow. I was met with about 30 seconds of stunned silence. It had never even occurred to me that I had misunderstood the lyrics until that moment.
4/23/1998 12:00 am
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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lol @ the story!
alikat Jul 29, 2011 11:53 pm
George did write this song, so him being into all the Eastern Wackoism, It makes perfect sense.
PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 8:25 am
The sound of a cow mooing is still better than listening to Yoko Ono sing
bot335 Oct 03, 2010 5:42 pm
Mooooo! *bends down and eats grass*
Bastiodon411 Feb 23, 2010 8:08 am
Brings new light to the song title, Something :P
PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:19 am
This is the funniest misheard lyric I've ever heard. Kudos.
beccadaisical Apr 02, 2009 1:20 am
In George's book he said he wrote this in another room in the studio while Paul and John were doing overdubbs and I think that Ringo went home all ready.
JohnPaulGeorgeRingo Jan 08, 2009 12:20 pm
George wrote this song! :-)
soundandfury Aug 06, 2008 9:01 pm
But...George wrote Something......
RubyTuesday Apr 08, 2008 9:10 pm
That is SO funny!
Poof19 Apr 02, 2008 5:54 pm
Apart from the one where the person thinks Madonna wants to eat her baby, this is my favourite. Look out another Beatles mishap here - Ticket to Ryde
Hoof_Hearted Feb 04, 2012 9:49 am