Hoof_Hearted's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Madonna | Papa Don't Preach | Well I've made up my mind I'm eatin' my baby. I'm gonna eat my Baby, mmm | Well I've made up my mind I'm keepin' my baby. I'm gonna keep my Baby, ooh |
| Madonna | Like a Virgin | Like a virgin tupped for the very first time. | Like a virgin touched for the very first time. |
| Madonna | Like a Virgin | Like a virginTupped for the very first time | Like a virginTouched for the very first time |
| Fairground Attraction | Find My Love | ...On nights like these I feel like falling to my kneesI feel like calling: Heaven pleaseBuy my loveBuy my loveBuy my loveBuy my love | ...On nights like these I feel like falling to my kneesI feel like calling: Heaven pleaseFind my loveFind my loveFind my loveFind my love |
| Soundtracks | Lonely Goatherd, The | High on a hill was a lonely goat turdLay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hooLoud was the voice of the lonely goat turdLay ee odl lay ee odl-oo | High on a hill was a lonely goatherdLay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hooLoud was the voice of the lonely goatherdLay ee odl lay ee odl-oo |
| Paulini | You Little Trustmaker | You little truss makerYou're no heart-breaker, yes sir | You little trustmakerYou're no heart-breaker, yes sir |
| Andy Williams | You're Just Too Good To Be True | You're just too good to be trueCan't take my c*ck out of you | You're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off of you |
| Pink Floyd | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Teacher leave those p***ks alone | Teacher leave those kids alone |
| Pink Floyd | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | No dark's orgasm in the classroom | No dark sarcasm in the classroom |
| Patsy Gallant | From New York To L.A. | You get AIDs from New York - from New York you get AIDs | From L.A. to New York - from New York to L.A. |
| Buddy Holly | Oh Boy | All of my life I've been a-waitin' tonight there'll be no masturbatin' oh boy - when you're with me - oh boy the world will see that you were meant for me | All of my life I've been a-waitin' tonight there'll be no hesitatin' oh boy - when you're with me - oh boy the world will see that you were meant for me |
| Dusty Springfield | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | You don't have to say you love meJust because you can | You don't have to say you love meJust be close at hand |
| Dusty Springfield | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | You don't have to say you love meJust remove your hand | You don't have to say you love meJust be close at hand |
| Tom Jones | The Green, Green Grass of Home | Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and tits like cherries | Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries |
| Perry Como | Magic Moments | I'll never forget the blood and the sweat all over the blankets | I'll never forget the moment we kissed the night of the hay ride |
| Shivaree | My Mama Said | Marmoset there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Marmoset (Marmoset, Marmoset) Marmoset there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this my Marmoset (Marmoset, marmoset) | Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Mama said (Mama said, mama said) Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this my Mama said (Mama said, mama said) |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the chancer's not my son | Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son |
| The Beatles | Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da | Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond say to Molly, girl I'd like to punch your face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand | Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond say to Molly, girl I like you face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand |
| Thompson Twins | We Are Detectives | We are defectiveWe are both wreckedWe are defectiveCome to collect | We are detectiveWe are selectWe are detectiveCome to collect |
| Police | Spirits In The Material World | We're aspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material world | We are spirits in the material worldAre spirits in the material worldAre spirits in the material worldAre spirits in the material world |
| The Beatles | Ticket To Ride | I think I'm gonna be sad,I think it's today, yeah.The girl that's driving me madJust told me she's gay | I think I'm gonna be sad,I think it's today, yeah.The girl that's driving me madIs going away |
| Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Blinded by the Light | Revved up like a poofAnother homo in the night | Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night |
| Dean Martin | That's Amore | When you're bit on the kneeby an eel in the seaIt's a Moray | When the moon hits your eyeLike a big-a pizza pieThat's amore |
| Human League | The Sound of the Crowd | Put your hand in a party waveArse aroundMake a shroud pulling combs through a backwash frameFind the copies in a carbon mountArse aroundStroke a pocket with a print of a laughing sound | Put your hand in a party wavePass aroundMake a shroud pulling combs through a backwash frameFind the copies in a carbon mountPass aroundStroke a pocket with a print of a laughing sound |
| Perry Como | Magic Moments | I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits | I'll never forget the moment we kissed the night of the hay ride |
| Bill Haley and His Comets | Shake, Rattle and Roll | I said rape Mar'lyn MunroeI said rape Mar'lyn MunroeI said rape Mar'lyn MunroeI said rape Mar'lyn Munroe | I said Shake, rattle and rollI said Shake, rattle and rollI said Shake, rattle and rollI said Shake, rattle and roll |
| Abba | Take A Chance On Me | Take a chance on me(Come on, come on and rape me)Take a chance on me | Take a chance on me(Come on, give me a break will you?)Take a chance on me |
| Enrique Iglesias | Bailamos | [Chorus]Bailamos! - We DanceLet the rhythm take you over...by the balls! | [Chorus]Bailamos! - We DanceLet the rhythm take you over...Bailamos! |
| T. Rex | Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Heart | Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Fart In some way our slain are yours | Fist Heart Mighty Dawn Dart In some way our slain are yours |
| Dr Hook | If Not You | Who's gonna iron my shirts?Who's gonna kick where it hurts? | Who's gonna iron my shirts?Who's gonna kiss where it hurts? |
| Al Jolson | Carolina In The Morning | Nothing could be finer than to be in Carol's vaginaIn the morning! | Nothing could be finer than to be in CarolinaIn the morning! |
| Simply Red | Holding Back The Years | Holding back the yidsThinking of the fear I've had so long | Holding back the yearsThinking of the fear I've had so long |
| Beyonce | I'm a Survivor | I'm a bus driver (what),I'm not gonna give up (what),I'm not gon' stop (what),I'm gonna work harder (what),I'm a bus driver (what),I'm gonna make it (what),I will survive (what),Keep on survivin' (what),I'm a bus dr | I'm a survivor (what),I'm not gonna give up (what),I'm not gon' stop (what),I'm gonna work harder (what),I'm a survivor (what),I'm gonna make it (what),I will survive (what),Keep on survivin' (what),I'm a survivor (what),I'm not gonna give up (what),I'm not gon' stop (what),I'm gonna work harder (what),I'm a survivor (what),I'm gonna make it (what),I will survive (what),Keep on survivin' (what). |
| Beyonce | Bootylicious | Baby can you handle this,(I've farted)baby can you handle this(I've farted)baby can you handle this(I've farted)I don't think you can handle thiswooooo | Baby can you handle this,(?)baby can you handle this(?)baby can you handle this(?)I don't think you can handle thiswooooo |
| Judy Garland | Over The Rainbow | Somewhere over the rainbowWeigh a pie | Somewhere over the rainbowWay up high |
| Buddy Holly | Oh Boy | All of my loveAll of my kissin'Your left tit 'coz your right one's a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... | All of my loveAll of my kissin'You don't know what you've been a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... |
| Buddy Holly | Oh Boy | All of my loveAll of my kissin'Your left tit 'coz your right one's a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... | All of my loveAll of my kissin'You don't know what you've been a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... |
| Buddy Holly | Oh Boy | All of my loveAll of my kissin'Your left tit 'coz your right one's a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... | All of my loveAll of my kissin'You don't know what you've been a-missin'Oh boy, when you're with me... |
| Katy Perry | I Kissed A Girl | I kissed a girl's... I liked tit. | I kissed a girl and I liked it. |
| Buddy Holly | Oh Boy | All of my life I've been a-kissin' Your left tit coz your right one's a-missin' Oh boy, when you're with me... | All of my love All of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Oh boy, when you're with me... |
| Bee Gees | You Should Be Dancing | Do ya do it on your back aahDo ya do it on your back aah? | What you doin' on your back aahWhat you doin' on your back aah? |
| The Beatles | Can't Buy Me Love | Can't find me love holeEverybody tells me soCan't find me love holeNo no no, no | Can't buy me love ohEverybody tells me soCan't buy me love ohNo no no, no |
| I Am Ghost | Last Night The DJ Saved My Life | Last night a DJ shaved my wife Last night a DJ shaved my wife Yeah | Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life Yeah |
| Peter Gabriel | Sledgehammer | …oh won't you chauffeur meand I will chauffeur youshow for me, I will chauffeur youyea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean youonly you | …oh won't you show for meand I will show for youshow for me, I will show for youyea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean youonly you |
| Elton John | Blue Eyes | Too wiseMy babys not too wise | Blue eyesMy babys got blue eyes |
| Peter Sarstedt | Where Do You Go to My Lovely | I've seen all your qualificationsYou got from the sore bum | I've seen all your qualificationsYou got from the Sorbonne |
