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Username:	Poof19
Favorite Music:	Rock
Favorite Artist:	The Beatles
Favorite Song:	Hey Jude
Age:	2026
Sex:	Unspecified
About Me:	I am a HUGE Beatles, Queen, etc. fan. I come to this site nearly every day and vote on unpublished lyrics. I am interested in Weird Al songs, and my favorite song of his is I have no idea I like nearly all of them. I have tropical fish and one of my fish named Parmesan likes to swim backwards whenever I listen to music. I like a lot of bands from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. If you're upset about the cruel to be kind lyric, Mr. Kline isn't cruel. He's a great teacher and a really nice guy. Plus I am not 38, I am 12.

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Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Bobby Fuller Four	I Fought The Law	Hop off the lawn and the lawn won	I fought the law and the law won
Kinks	You Really Got Me	You really got mail, you really got mail	You really got me, you really got me
Doobie Brothers	Listen to The Music	Mr. Amusing	Listen to The Music
Duran Duran	Hungry Like The Wolf	And I'm hungry like the world.	And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Elton John	Rocket Man	I'm a pocket man.	I'm a rocket man.
The Who	Baba O'Riley	Teenage pasteland	Teenage wasteland
Nick Lowe	Cruel To Be Kind	You have to be cruel to be Mr. Kline, in the right treasures.	You have to be, cruel to be kind, in the right measures.
Police	Don't Stand So Close to Me	Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk canteen	Don't stand, Don't stand so close to me
Police	Message In A Bottle	Massage in a bottom	Message in a bottle
Cascada	Miracle	Pay my kite	Day and night
The Beatles	Happiness Is A Warm Gun	Happiness is a bad pun, Johna.	Happiness is a warm gun
The Beatles	I'm Only Sleeping	When I wake up I am really boring.	When I wake up early in the morning
Barenaked Ladies	One Little Slip	One little nip	One little slip.
The Beatles	Piggies	Have you seen the knitting wiggies.	Have you seen the little piggies
Manfred Mann's Earth Band	Mighty Quinn	Mighty Quilt	Mighty Quinn
Elvis Presley	Return To Sender	Return to Simba, The Lion Cone	Return to Sender,Address Unknown
Queen	Bohemian Rhapsody	Spare him his life from his wife's canopy	Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Elton John	Can You Feel The Love Tonight	It's enough to make wide eyed underwear	It's enough to make wide eyed wanderers
Queen	You're My Best Friend	You're the busboy	You're the first one
Weird Al Yankovic	Eat It	Clean it! Clean it!	Eat it! Eat it!
Weird Al Yankovic	I Love Rocky Road	I love mocking roads	I love rocky road.
Weird Al Yankovic	E-Bay	Troubled maps	Bubble wrap
Abba	Take A Chance On Me	Phee Phee	still free
The Beatles	Come Together	Come together, right now, over bee	Come together, right now, over me
ELO	Telephone Line	Telephone Line, give me some dimes	Telephone Line, give me some timeI'm living in twilight
Pat Benatar	Heartbreaker	Heart breaker, Cream maker, Love taker	Heart breakerDream maker, Love taker
Three Dog Night	Mama Told Me (Not To Come)	Let the waiter have fun, son	Mama told me not to come
McCoys	Hang On Sloopy	Hang on, Snoopy, Snoopy, hang on.	Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy, hang on.
Billy Joel	Piano Man	There's an old man sitting next to me, Makin' love to his tiny fan Lin.	There's an old man sitting next to me, Making love to his tonic and gin
The Beach Boys	Help Me, Rhonda	Help me Wanda, help help me Wanda	Help me, Rhonda, help help me Rhonda
Weird Al Yankovic	I Can't Watch This	The cost buys, and rose man	The Cosby show and Rosanne
Tom Jones	She's A Lady	She's a weaner	She's a winner
Grand Funk Railroad	Some Kind of Wonderful	Can I get Whitney Can I get Whitney	Can I get a witness Can I get a witness
Weird Al Yankovic	The Saga Begins	A pong pong lime ago, in a malaxy far away	A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away
The Beatles	Polythene Pam	She's so good looking but she looks like a ram	She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Plain White Tees	Hey There Delilah	Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York kitty	Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York city.
Elton John	Crocodile Rock	When Susie woman dresses fight	When Susie wore her dresses tight
Cher	Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves	Clean teens, tramps, and beans	Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
Bob Dylan	Knockin' On Heaven's Door	Knock knock knockin' on Henry's door	Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
Bee Gees	You Should Be Dancing	whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt? Yeah whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt?	Whatcha doin' on your back on your back, whatcha doin' on yourback on your back?
Creedence Clearwater Revival	Have You Ever Seen The Rain?	i wanna know, have you ever seen McCain	I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain
Nelly Furtado	I'm Like A Bird	I'm like a bird I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is, i don't know where my phone is.	I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know where my soul is, i don't know where my home is.

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