Bastiodon411's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| The Lion King | I Just Can't Wait To Be King | This chime is getting wildly out of wind. | This child is getting wildly out of wing. |
| The Animals | House of the Rising Sun | There is a house in New Oily Runs. | There is a house in New Orleans. |
| Genesis | One For The Vine | A misplaced football made him stray from the father bear for inn. | A misplaced footfall made him stray from the path prepared for him. |
| Hot Chocolate | You Sexy Thing | I'm a leaving lily cone. Where you fall, you sexy thing? Sexy thank you. | I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing? Sexy thing you. |
| Fleetwood Mac | Don't Stop | Don't stop picking up trouts to borrow. | Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. |
| Simon and Garfunkel | Scarborough Fair | Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pass me sleigh, throws Mary on time. | Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme. |
| Mika | Love Today | Girl in the group whether looper stomps, looper stomps, looper stomps. | Girl in a groove with the big bust on, big bust on, big bust on. |
| Status Quo | Down Down | I have all the quasier see, to keep your essence, stop your harassing with me. | I have all the ways you see, to keep your guessing, stop your messing with me. |
| ELO | Don't Bring Me Down | You're looking doofus, lycra shakin' your grads. | You're looking good just like a snake in the grass. |
| Cat Stevens | I Love My Dog | Ollie asked Franny "Is the food to give him strength?" | All he asks from me is the food to give him strength. |
| The Who | Baba O'Riley | Teenage weight sand, it's sunny teenage weight sand. They're all whistling! | Teenage wasteland, it's only teenage wasteland. They're all wasted! |
| Led Zeppelin | Communication Breakdown | I'm having enough of a takedown! | I'm having a nervous breakdown! |
| The Beatles | Paperback Writer | Fate for cracked white urn | Paperback writer |
| Pokémon Soundtrack | Pokémon Johto | Everybody needs to call their Mum. | Everybody needs to carve their mark. |
| Dexy's Midnight Runners | Geno | Before gin and machine on the rocks, Teddy Love. | Before Jimmy's machine and the Rocksteady rub. |
| The Beatles | Doctor Robert | Manfred works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. He'll pay Mum adjusted; see your shelf with Doctor Robert. | My friend works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. Don't pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert. |
| The Beatles | Norwegian Wood | I wanted a girl - or should I say, she wanted me. | I once had a girl - or, should I say, she once had me. |
| Kinks | Well Respected Man | And she stirs his tea with countenance while discussing fallen trains. | And she stirs his tea with councillors while discussing foreign trade. |
| Genesis | Dance On A Volcano | The music's plaguing our throats alight.But your left foot's burst and moving to the knife! | The music's playing, the notes are right.Put your left foot first and move into the light! |
| Four Tops | Reach Out | This is gonna to be shorter! | Just look over your shoulder! |
| Pokémon Soundtrack | Viridian City | Tell each other, never dead | Challenge on another day |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | Fill his jeans with hot eye lava | Billie Jean is not my lover |
| A-Ha | The Blood That Moves The Body | The bug that moons the bunny | The blood that moves the body |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | Whether you're a robber or whether you're a mugger you're a stain that I like, a stain that I like. | Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. |
| Genesis | No Son Of Mine | They say that time isn't here | They say that time is a healer |
| Pokémon Soundtrack | Two Perfect Girls | She's caught my heart, and I house her breasts | She's got my heart under house arrest |
| Blondie | Denis | An eatin' eat! | Denis, Denis! |
| Genesis | Invisible Touch | She seems to hearken in blizzards for Dutchmen! | She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah! |
| Scouting For Girls | Elvis Ain't Dead | Help me stay dead | Elvis ain't dead |
| Newton Faulkner | Badman | Just give me veal sentry | Just give me fields and trees |
| Paul Westerberg | Right to Arm Bears | It's the ride to Aunt Bay! | It's the right to arm bears! |
| The Who | Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand | Playing the drums! Playing the drums! | Premier drums! Premier drums! |
| Michael Jackson | Black or White | It's black, it's white, it's nothing new to me, bye. | It's black, it's white, it's tough for you to get by. |
| The Lightning Seeds | Pure | Splat short upon gardens | Splash autumn on gardens |
| Genesis | Duchess | And the streets and the yards | And the sleep and the odds |
| The Hollies | Bus Stop | My all good achiever's mind. | By August, she was mine. |
| Genesis | Land of Confusion | The sound, the stars of rye | Yes and the stars were bright |
| Jay-Z | Empire State Of Mind | Conquering jumbled wizardry tomatoes | Concrete jungle were dreams are made of |
| The Beatles | Getting Better | And kicked her apartment of things that's Sheila | And kept her apart from the things that she loved |
| The Beatles | Tomorrow Never Knows | Or play it again, X isn't truly N | Or play the game, existence to the end |
| Dusty Springfield | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | You don't have to slay a lovely jug because you're mad. | You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand. |
| U2 | With Or Without You | And you keep yourself awake | And you give yourself away |
| Bis | The Powerpuff Girls | Blossom, come on around and lead her. | Blossom, commander and the leader. |
| Charlie McDonnell | Chemical Love | Don't put me, don't put me | Dopamine, dopamine |
