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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Rockstar" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Nickelback

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Rockstar" by Nickelback? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Rockstar" Lyrics

    Gonna date a centerfold that loves to bl
    I want a brand new a** on an episode of
    I want a bath that I can play baseball w
    And a big black chair with a bathroom in
    We can go pee with the movie stars
    I want a king-size tomb big enough for t
    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    Want a brand new **s on a bed of soda cr
    Every good gold diggas gonna wind up dea
    Hire eight bodyguards to beat up vassels
    Love to raid bodyguards and gonna beat u
    Every playboy bunny With her beach-ball
    be happy with the moviestars
    Got a penis in a bowl
    I want a brand new ass on an episode of
    A brand new ass on an episode of Cribs..
    I want a big black chair with a bedroom
    I'm gonna trade this life for four chitt
    I'm gonna dress my ass with the ladies f
    Alright But Here's the deal HAHA
    With the Ladies' Dictionary, up to Day S

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    Funniest Misheards by Nickelback