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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'cause eleven women must've damn near killed you

    Artist: Nickelback
    Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you

    The story:

    Fortunately I kept my misheard lyric to myself. Originally I thought the lyric was "serving women must've damn near killed you" and so I thought it was a line about slavery or lesbians, but when I listened closer I decided the above must be the right lyric. So, then I figured it was a line about being stoned to death or assassins or something. I still wasn't sure though, so whenever I'd sing along I'd always do it quietly. I wanted to save my embarassment for everyone here. All I know is, eleven women at once would kill me too.

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