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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A brand new ass on an episode of Cribs...
    ...a big black gym with a bedroom in it...
    ...a new tool bus full of old guitars...
    ...with the latest dictionary of today 'Suzu...
    ...I'm gonna sing those songs that'll bend the censors

    Artist: Nickelback
    Song: Rockstar
    Real Lyric: A brand new house on an episode of Cribs......a big black jet with a bedroom in it......a new tour bus full of old guitars......with the latest dictionary of today's who's who......I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

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    Guess I just didn't hear the song correctly or something...I like "bend the censors" more than "offend the censors" though I don't know why a gym would have a bedroom in it, though.

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