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    Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you

    Artist: Nickelback
    Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you


    The story:

    Well, Little Women (the movie) almost damn near killed me. Thought this was a plausible lyric! But how wrong I was...

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    Actually, I've seen both "with him" and "with me" in my further research. I'm still not convinced, as I'm leaning towards "with me", but I don't know for sure. Can a hardcore Nickelback fan please come and verify which one is right? (Please provide an external link to a scanned image of the original lyric, or something like that.)

    Marcus Feb 02, 2014 11:31 am

    +Kyladanielle: I think you're the one that's mistaken, since everywhere I see online, it's "'cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you". Someone correct me if I truly am mistaken. In the meantime, I'll do some more research on the matter...

    Marcus Feb 02, 2014 11:22 am

    Me and my dad always argued over whether it was "It musta been so bad, Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you" or "When I went, it must have damn near killed you." XD Hey, Slim Whitman DID kill all those aliens in 'Mars Attacks'...

    Revidescent_84 Jul 20, 2013 10:22 am

    you're not alone in thinking this. My friends and I sang that for months before we learnt the proper lyrics

    beatlesgirl Jun 24, 2012 7:44 am

    Its quite hard to make out the right lyrics! Definably sounds like the mis-heard ones. Pure awesone

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:30 pm

    I thought it was "sleeping with me"

    karimcb Jul 16, 2011 6:29 pm

    I thought it was "couse livin' woman would have damnly accused".

    protoname Jul 07, 2011 4:04 pm

    I always thought it was "those other women must have damn neared killed you"

    howuremindme Jun 09, 2011 8:28 pm

    omg I thought it was that too! Don't feel bad

    Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:18 am

    I agree with the story, and the lyric is hilarious. XD

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 7:37 am

    I thought it said "cause sleeping with him must have damn near killed you"

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    chicken Jun 08, 2009 9:27 pm

    i totally thought that's what it was and ive been singing it that way hahahaha

    honeebun May 20, 2009 11:35 pm

    I really thought that is what it said as well. I was like this doesn't make sense, but what the hell I grew up in the 90's.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:41 am

    i thought is was cause neither women gave a damn that killed you. it works doesnt it?

    skinind Mar 30, 2009 1:42 pm

    It's a good thing I don't like this song, because I would have sung it... exactly like that... at the top of my lungs... at MANY parties.

    surewhynot Feb 22, 2009 11:50 am

    Even your "correct lyrics" are wrong...lmao It's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad 'Cos living with him must have Damn near killed you

    Kyladanielle Aug 14, 2008 6:49 am

    I actually pictured tiny women with axes and stuff. Great stuff, very funny!

    Wazzupcrap Jun 25, 2008 11:52 am

    It's a sad book... Actually, I can't laugh - I could have sworn that was the actual line!

    mr_ben Jun 03, 2008 8:23 pm

    seriously i thought thats what it said...thx for saving me another embarrassing moment

    tiff8501 Apr 23, 2008 9:45 pm