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    "I Want To Hold Your Hand" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beatles


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "I Want To Hold Your Hand" Lyrics

    Actually it wasn't me, it was Bob Dylan,
    And when I touch you I feel happy...hitc
    It's such a feeling that my love, I get
    I get high! I get high!! I GET HIGH!!!
    I wanna bite your hand
    I want to hold you ham.
    Ivan two hole your hard
    I wanna eat some jam, so please get me j
    When I say that somethin' I want to hold
    Oh yeah I hear that songbird
    I want to hold your ham!
    I want to hold your gland
    It's such a feelin' that my love I get h
    It's such a feeling that my lump I get h

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