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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.

    The story:

    I sang the line in front of my Beatles-mad friends and they just stared at me and then cracked up laughing.

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    hg3300, I just had to look that up on Youtube because I was so curious! That's hilarious!

    KaylaCgirl Mar 04, 2014 5:01 pm

    "Sweet Loretta fat, she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan..." spoken by John at the beginning of the album version.

    hg3300 Sep 23, 2011 5:17 pm

    I heard it as JO JO was a man who thought he was a woman

    judgejudi Aug 26, 2011 3:15 am

    Yeah, I always heard that Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman also.

    lavender1905 Sep 21, 2010 11:11 am

    actually, in the second verse thereīs a line that says: sweet loretta martin thought she was a woman but she was another man so it isnīt so misheard

    RaCepR Feb 03, 2010 10:07 pm

    I honestly heard it that way, too. After all, it was on the radio with "Lola" when I was growing up, so it didn't seem too far-fetched.

    chgosue Dec 02, 2009 11:29 am

    Wow! I'm 56 years old and until right this minute I thought the lyrics were "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman." Song makes a LOT more sense now!!!!!!

    debbie2079 Dec 01, 2009 5:32 am

    Until today I tought it was "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man" I told my husband about it. Until today he tought it was "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was an owner" and knew it didn't make sense but they knew what they were doing!

    kolea52 Sep 23, 2009 1:39 pm

    LOL, Yeah the lyrics after that line, get back, get back bring on a brand new meaning.

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    elkbeatle Apr 28, 2009 7:38 pm