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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Dreams" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Fleetwood Mac

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Dreams" Lyrics

    When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'l
    When the rain washes you, clean your nos
    Say .. Women ... they will come and they
    When it rains down Shasta, you'll know
    when the rain washes, you'll clean your
    ..."when the rainbow shares her queen yo
    Women, they will come and they will go.
    well who am i to keep you down it's only
    Whenever you share you'll plead you'll k
    like a heartbeat drives a man
    When the rain washes you clean your nose
    When the rainbow chef eats cheese, say n
    when the werewolf shaves you clean you'l
    Women, they will come and they will go.
    When the rain washes, you clean your nos
    When the rainbow chef eats cheese, you'l
    And wash your hands, And you should know
    When the rain one sheds you clean, you'l
    I'm only white that you survive but list

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