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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Women, they will come and they will go.
    When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.

    Artist: Fleetwood Mac
    Song: Dreams
    Real Lyric: Women, they will come and they will go.When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.

    The story:

    I knew what I was hearing HAD to be wrong, but I couldn't figure it
    out, and I had the Fleetwood Mac album, "Rumours" on cassette
    since my teens, and there was no lyric sheet. When I sang it to my
    wife, who is a songwriter, she patted me on the shoulder
    sympathetically, and then said that because the word "washes" is
    accented on the atypical syllable, "wa-SHEZ," it's not all that odd
    that I would mishear it. Or, as she said, "The emph-AH-sis is on
    the wrong syl-LAH-ble."

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