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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    like a heartbeat drives a man

    Artist: Fleetwood Mac
    Song: Dreams
    Real Lyric: like a heartbeat drives you mad

    The story:

    One of the houses at my school sang this song for our inter-
    house music comp. the fact that it the choir actually sounded
    even more like they were singing my version than the song just
    affirmed it in my mind. Afterwards when everyone was singing
    different songs that the other houses had song, i sang my
    version and everyone in my group at lunch cracked up. Now we
    always sing it in the corridors.

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