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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    To a room with some lace and paper towels

    Artist: Fleetwood Mac
    Song: Gypsy
    Real Lyric: To a room with some lace and paper flowers

    The story:

    It never made sense but I just figured it was another of Stevie Nicks' songs that floated in and out of rationale--there are so many. Was cleaning house one day and singing along with nephew set me straight and I will never live it down. Needless to say, it will haunt me at every paper towel encounter for the rest of my life.

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