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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Walking through forests of concrete and parchment

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Real Lyric: Walking through forests of palm tree apartments

    The story:

    I wasn't embarrassed.

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    Holy crap! It doesn't say parchment?? It always sounds like "palm trees and parchment" to me...

    SquiggleJay Nov 23, 2009 12:22 pm

    What do you mean?

    jelloegg Nov 21, 2009 11:56 pm

    That's really good!!

    tkimpton Nov 21, 2009 8:01 pm