Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Songs: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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FUNNIEST OF THE MONTH

1) Abba

Dancing Queen

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

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2) Robert Palmer

Addicted To Love

Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

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3) Monkees

(Theme From) The Monkees

"Here we come, walking down the street,, we get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..."

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4) Monkees

Pleasant Valley Sunday

"...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status , in Boullť..."

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5) Pink

U and Ur Hand

you don't really want to m********e tonight

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ABSURD OF THE WEEK

6) Van Halen

Hot For Teacher

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, Iím hot for teacher. Got it bad, so bad, Iím hot for teacher

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7) Marilyn Manson

Beautiful People

KILL JEWS BURN THE KIKES KILL JEWS KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL ni**erS

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8) Traditional

We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Check your p***y

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9) The Beatles

Eleanor Rigby

Ellen a reindeer picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been.

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10) Evanescence

Bring Me To Life

Bit my butt to run

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LAWYER MISHEARDS

Tool

Sober

I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.

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Billy Joel

We Didn't Start the Fire

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Said the worst attorney

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Cee Log Green

Forget You

I guess he's an expert
and I'm more an attorney

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Elton John

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

Some with cankers, some with goiters

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10,000 Maniacs

Because The Night

Because the night belongs lo lawyers,
because the night belongs to law...

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Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z