Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Songs: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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FUNNIEST OF THE MONTH

1) Abba

Dancing Queen

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

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2) Monkees

(Theme From) The Monkees

"Here we come, walking down the street,, we get the funniest lips from everyone we meet..."

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3) The Beatles

Eight days a week

"Hey Say Louise":, , "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me., I ain't got nothin

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4) Paul McCartney

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

"Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around , (get around),, Get your feet up off the ground,, So t

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5) Monkees

Pleasant Valley Sunday

"...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status , in Boullť..."

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ABSURD OF THE WEEK

6) Marilyn Manson

Beautiful People

KILL JEWS BURN THE KIKES KILL JEWS KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL ni**erS

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7) Van Halen

Hot For Teacher

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, Iím hot for teacher. Got it bad, so bad, Iím hot for teacher

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8) System Of A Down

Deer Dance

Pushing little children, with their fully automatics, they like to push the wheel-go-round.

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9) Taylor Swift

You're Not Sorry

And you've got to share your cigarettes

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10) Jordin Sparks

No Air

If I should die before I wait His cousin took my breath away Losing you is living in a world w

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LAWYER MISHEARDS

Tool

Sober

I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.

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Billy Joel

We Didn't Start the Fire

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Said the worst attorney

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Cee Log Green

Forget You

I guess he's an expert
and I'm more an attorney

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Elton John

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

Some with cankers, some with goiters

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10,000 Maniacs

Because The Night

Because the night belongs lo lawyers,
because the night belongs to law...

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Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z