Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Songs: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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FUNNIEST OF THE MONTH

1) CeCe Peniston

Finally

"Vita-Lea™, Vita-Lea™, yeah, yeah, oww... , Vita-Lea™ it has happened to me, right in front of

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2) LP

Into the Wild

"Somebody lo♥es potatoes,, come sail us a runaway train..."

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3) Paul McCartney

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

"Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around , (get around),, Get your feet up off the ground,, So t

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4) Tom Jones

She's A Lady

"She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."

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5) The Five Keys

Ling Ting Tong

I went to Chinatown, 'way back in old Hong Kong, To get some Egg Foo Yung, And then I heard a

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ABSURD OF THE WEEK

6) Guns N' Roses

Sweet Child O' Mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies, and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes,

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7) Tool

Sober

I am just a worthless lawyer. I am just an imbecile.

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8) Metallica

Enter Sandman

Eggs and light in the night!

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9) George Michael

Freedom '90

All we have to do now, is take these eyes and make them blue (somehow).

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10) Elvis Presley

Hound Dog

You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine

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LAWYER MISHEARDS

Tool

Sober

I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.

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Billy Joel

We Didn't Start the Fire

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Said the worst attorney

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Cee Log Green

Forget You

I guess he's an expert
and I'm more an attorney

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Elton John

Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters

Some with cankers, some with goiters

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10,000 Maniacs

Because The Night

Because the night belongs lo lawyers,
because the night belongs to law...

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Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Artists: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z