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Username:	SquiggleJay
Favorite Music:	Rock
Favorite Artist:	Pink Floyd
Favorite Song:	Time
Age:	29
Sex:	Female
About Me:	My real life isn't all that intersting so I'll make something up and put the truth in parentheses: I'm a Chinese acrobat (office admin), who lives in a mansion made of candy and gingerbread (shoe-box-sized apartment) with my husband Prince Harry of Wales (fiance, Truck Driver Ben). I have 2 magical unicorns (un-magical parakeets) and a crystal lake full of talking dolphins (aquarium full of green stuff and boring fish).

Anonymous's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Justin Timberlake	Sexy Back	I'm bringin' sexy back	I'm bringin' healthy back
Lynyrd Skynyrd	Sweet Home Alabama	Well, I heard mister Young sing about herI heard ole Neil put her down...	Well, I'm just a young singer 'bout herHer don't need no put her down.
Blind Melon	No Rain	All I can do is read a book to stay awake, And it rips my life away...	All I can do is read a book to stay awake, And enrich my life away...
Bananarama	Venus	Your desire	Throw me, sire.
Billy Squier	The Stroke	Stroke me, stroke me	Strong man strummin'
10,000 Maniacs	Because The Night	The way I feel under your command	The way I feel about the Orkin Man
AC/DC	T.N.T.	Women to the left of me And women to the right	Women children left of me and women to the right
Def Leppard	Pour Some Sugar on Me	Sweet to taste, Saccharine	Sweet potatoes, Zachary!
Doobie Brothers	Black Water	I wanna hear some funky dixie land, pretty mama come and take me by the hand	I wanna hear some funky Dixie Lamperty, mama com and take me by the hand
Tom Petty	I Need To Know	I don't know how long... I can hold on	I don't know how to love... I can't hold on.
Guns N' Roses	Sweet Child O' Mine	She's got eyes of the bluest skies, as if they thought of rain	She's got eyes of the bluest skies, and if they go to gray
Eric Clapton	Crossroads	Take my rider by my side	Take Loretta by my side
Head East	Never Been Any Reason	Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line	Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white lie.
Elton John	Crocodile Rock	When Susie wore her dresses tight	When Susie wore her dress **s tight
Van Halen	Panama	Panama	"WhoaOOOOwhoa!" and "Cannonball!", simultaneously.
Aerosmith	Back in the Saddle	I'm looking for ol' Sukie Jones She crazy horse saloon	I'm lookin' for ya, Suki Jones You crazy whore Salud!
Robert Palmer	Addicted To Love	You like to think that you're immune to the stuff	You like to think that you're a mule fruity stub
Skid Row	18 and Life	18 and life you got it, 18 and life, you know	18 and life's beaucolic, 18 and laugh it off
Isaac Hayes	Shaft	Shaft	Shaq
Aerosmith	Sweet Emotion	Sweet emotion	Swim in the ocean
Joe Cocker	With a Little Help From My Friends	What would you do if I sang out of tune	Watch what you do with that stank attitude
Jethro Tull	Cross-Eyed Mary	Cross-eyed Mary	cross-eyed baby
Elton John	Bennie And The Jets	You know, I read it in a magazine	muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Iron Butterfly	In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida	In-a-gadda-da-vida	Anaconda da vida
Ratt	Round And Round	Tighten our belts, abuse ourselves	Titanic bells, a picture sells
Stevie Nicks	Edge Of Seventeen	All alone on the edge of seventeen	Poor little ol' on the edge of seventeen
ZZ Top	I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide	I got a fine fox in front, I got 3 more in the back	I got a fine fox in front, I got primo in the back
Metallica	Enter Sandman	Keep you free from sin	Keep your free throws in
Doors	L.A. Woman	L.A. woman Sunday afternoon	L.A. woman Sawyer Avenue, then L.A. woman's all ya ever knew, then L.A. woman's all you'll have to do
The Cars	My Best Friend's Girl	Every new boy that you meet doesn't know the real surprise	Every new boy that you meet doesn't look real surprised
Fleetwood Mac	Rhiannon	She rules her life like a fine skylark	She runs her life like a five star lodge
The Cars	Let's Go	She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth	She's got twenty-four eyes and a whisky mouth
Police	Message In A Bottle	I'll send an S.O.S to the world	I'll send a nesso-ess to the world
Deep Purple	Space Truckin'	Space truckin'	Space monkey
Santana	Oye Como Va	Oye como va - mi ritmoBueno pa gosar- mulataLoose translation: Hey, how's it going? My rhythm is easy to like, Girl.	Oye como ya, Peligro!Bueno, vamos a bailar.Loose translation: Hey, how's it going? Danger! Good, we're going to dance.

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Artist	Song	Real Lyrics	Misheard
Golden Earring	Twilight Zone	Soon you will come to knowWhen the bullet hits the bone	See you're a garden gnomeWhen the bullet hits the bone

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