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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. England Dan & John Ford Coley: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
      I'm not talking 'bout Meridian And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight
    2. Patti Smith Group: CitizenShip
      What the Hell - , Falafel!, It didn't matter to me...
    3. The Killers: Mr. Brightside
    4. Doors: Love Me Two Times
      Yeah, my niece got weed
    5. Bryan Adams: Can't stop this thing we started
      Cause nothing can stop this Big Mac we got
    6. Meat Loaf: Bat Out Of Hell
      And nothing in Iraq, And nothing in Iran, And nothing's ever worth the cost.
    7. Maroon 5: Sugar
      Need a little sickness in the night
    8. Fifth Harmony: Work From Home
      I ain't worried 'bout nada
    9. Declan McKenna: These kids don't want to go home
      Teaching them how to anal
    10. The Chainsmokers: Paris
      To get away from our parrots
    11. AC/DC: T.N.T.
    12. Soft Cell: Tainted Love
      Tainted BLOOD !!!
    13. Sara Bareilles: Brave
      You can turn a phrase into a weapon wardrobe
    14. Jason Aldean: My Kinda Party
      I farted up and let them horses sing
    15. Melanie Martinez: Teddy Bear
      We won't walk right in
    16. Rachel Platten: Stand By You
      I'll walk home with you
    17. TobyMac: I'm for you
      I know the feeling, I know it's real when the drummer's all in , your face.
    18. Lindsey Stirling: Shatter Me
      I appear wet in the dark.
    19. Michael Jackson: The Lady in my Life
      (Ooh girl let me give you one),, Let me give you one.
    20. Metallica: For Whom The Bell Tolls
      Take a look at this guy just before you die
    21. Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
      "Ready to whack Dave, Ready to whack Dave"
    22. Future Islands: The Chase
      I take my leaks like a man
    23. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty deeds and the dunder jiggy
    24. Thomas Dolby: Sesame Street
      Can you tell me how to get some sesame seeds?
    25. Melanie Martinez: Sippy Cup
      He's still dead when you don't wet the bottle
    26. Pink: Fu*king Perfect
      don't you ever ever feel, like your husband has been perfect
    27. Camera Obscura: My Maudlin Career
      Your thing's gigantic but it's not as big as Guido's
    28. B.A.P: Badman
      Come on, Jimmy, more soup in bowl!
    29. BTS: No More Dream
      To all the Beyoncés without dreams
    30. Seventeen: Highlight
      I'm like a bird, not a turkey
    31. Rage Against the Machine: Snakecharmer
      And a clever, honey killer
    32. BTS: N.O
      Tell them that you need a man named André!
    33. BTS: Dope
      Can I get a little bit of hoe? Yeah!
    34. GOT7: Girls Girls Girls
      Hello! Let's stalk this Lego!
    35. Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
      Since your tingly prawns were sexy things
    36. Jonathan Richman: Roadrunner
      I got the, ahem, (Radio on!)
    37. Simon and Garfunkel: The Boxer
      In the quiet of the railway station --REDSKINS !
    38. Stone Poneys: Different Drum
      I see no sense in this crying and grieving. We'll , both do our own laundry, If you live without me.
    39. Skrillex: Bangarang
      Shout to all my busboys
    40. Freddie Mercury: How Can I Go On
      When all the soldiers taken from the sea, I stand dethroned, I'm naked and I weep, But when your finger points so solidly, Is anybody there to believe in me, To hear my pee and take care of me?
    41. Avicii: True Believer
      Oh man I've been a tortoise, 'Til I learned how to jump
    42. Justin Timberlake: Let The Groove Get In
      I know that you want to, Suck on it lady, I know that you want to, Suck on all the lettuce
    43. Snot: Stoopid
      Rip you, don't pick your eyes, , Then maybe you can say (yell!),, "I pick them up,, clothes man!, You know where they make CHORIZO?", 'kay?! , Eggs want to create fire!, Why can't you let them pray?, Washing your stupid brine!, I know you cannot sing!
    44. Eminem: Without Me
      Kids feeling rebellious, and bears, the bears , still listen to Elvis
    45. Kiss: Room Service
      Because in hotels, all alone, tonight I'm rockin' , my socks green
    46. Britney Spears: Radar
      I'm a radar
    47. Pink Floyd: Corporal Clegg
      Corporate Greg had a woman leg
    48. Madonna: Like A Prayer
      Level crossing
    49. Metro Station: Kelsey
      I'll swim in old s**t for you, old s**t for you
    50. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
      Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon, No, no, no
    51. Maroon 5: Animals
      Just like animals, animals, like animals balls.
    52. Maroon 5: Payphone
      I had her pants on trying to crawl home
    53. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Shawty-ee don't like it, this b***h is not kosher, Rock the cat box, rockin' the cat box
    54. Twenty One Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are eatin' steak real slow
    55. Danny Elfman: This is Halloween
      Tender lunch meats everywhere
    56. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      I took a pill ate a pizza, to show a beezy I was , cool
    57. Muse: Dead Inside
      I give you everything , I can't give you animal
    58. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You're where you should be all the time, but when , you're not you're with some underworld spy or the , wife of a POSTMAN
    59. John Denver: Rhymes and Reasons
      And the song that I am singing is a prayer to my ninnybird.
    60. Barenaked Ladies: One Week
      My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
    61. New Radicals: You Get What You Give
      Ric Ocasek / We got teh dreamer's disease
    62. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      It's demeaning and I like it, Rock the asphalt, rock the asphalt
    63. Panic! At The Disco: Kaleidoscope Eyes
      Orgasming on the vaultt
    64. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      I got this feeling, inside my balls.
    65. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the number
    66. Starship: We Built This City
      But 'least we run the cho-home, oh, that we just loves to beat
    67. Def Leppard: Animal
      We are the hungry ones, on the night gettin' laid
    68. Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine
      Good cheap wine and a three legged goat
    69. Captain Cuts: Love Like We Used To
      Time isn't beautiful
    70. Drake: One Dance
      Smack a pretty girl and penny and wine her
    71. Snoop Dogg: California Roll
      They do the finger's light red farts (and send , your love)
    72. Sia: The Greatest
      I'm afraid to be the greatest and you're right!
    73. Maroon 5: She Will Be Loved
      beauty queen of only 18 sheep
    74. Panic! At The Disco: Folkin' Around
      If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep, Then I'm putting out the lantern, Find your own way back, ho
    75. Kim Mitchell: Patio Lanterns
      Patty O'landers
    76. Michael Bolton: Said I Loved You But I Lied
      You came to me like dung through the night.
    77. Radiohead: Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box
      I'm a MISERABLE man, Get off my case
    78. Radiohead: Fake Plastic Trees
      A fake plastic watering can for a fake Chinese rubber band , and a fake plastic girl
    79. Ian Dury: Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll
      Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs
    80. System Of A Down: Spiders
      All the lice running through her hair
    81. Iron Maiden: 2 Minutes to Midnight
      To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of bomb.
    82. Maddie & Tae: Fly
      Just keep on reaching for the limit break.
    83. Rammstein: Asche zu Asche
      An stick the finger in the as*
    84. All American Rejects: Straitjacket Feeling
      And when that memory slips away, There will be a better view from here, And only lonesome you remains, and just the thought of you I fear, , RIP BALLS AWAY
    85. Madonna: Beautiful Stranger
      I paid for you with cheese, and swallowed all my pie
    86. Eddie Money: Shakin'
      Her t*ts were shakin til the middle of the night
    87. Billy Idol: Rebel Yell
      He's out all night to collect gay felons
    88. Doors: L.A. Woman
      I see your hair is burnin', Gils are filled with fire
    89. Billy Idol: Rebel Yell
      She don't like slavery, she wants it and then, But when I'm tired and lonely she's near to death
    90. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      Shut up and rescue me.
    91. Britney Spears: Sometimes
      Baby, I'm a lemonade
    92. Bing Crosby: Would You Like To Swing On A Star
      Would you like to swing on a star, Carrie Moon , beams home in a jar.
    93. Wham!: Club Tropicana
      All this pissing in the sea
    94. Icon For Hire: Nerves
      If you're a labrador, let me see you stare.
    95. Red: Buried Beneath
      "I'm fully nude!"
    96. Lindset Stirling: Shatter Me
      "I appear wet in the dark."
    97. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
      She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
    98. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Drum and guitar love
    99. Carly Simon: Anticipation
      Hans is a patient
    100. Helen Reddy: Angie Baby
      You're a little tough s**t you know, Angie baby