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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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  1. Guys and Dolls Soundtrack: Adelaide's Lament
    When they get on the train with viagra, and she can hear , churchbells chime
  2. The xx: Basic Space
    "Bass, sex, bass..."
  3. 'N Sync: It Makes Me Ill
    Girl, I know that we broke up, But that doesn't mean you should give the corn soda
  4. Mike Posner: Cooler Then Me
    "I would already have your butt under my arm"
  5. Abba: Honey Honey
    I feel like I wanna see, you're a double-D.
  6. Madonna: Material Girl
    I'm a cheerio girl.
  7. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
    Please don't step outta line ya
  8. Evanescence: Going Under
    50.000 years I've cried
  9. Missy Elliott: Work It
    Boy, light it up, let's make a crown rat
  10. The Beatles: Michelle
    Donkey Ponkey Donkey Ponkey Wilt. See you around.
  11. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Well, the lights out, this is dangerous, Here we are now, entertainment, Life is stupid, and contagious, Here we are now, entertainment
  12. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
    Shootin' some meatballs outside of the school
  13. Oingo Boingo: Dead Man's Party
    Leave your body **shole at the door...
  14. Chris Brown: Look at me now
    And them suicide doors, olive garden
  15. Dev: In The Dark
    Tell me, baby if It's hard.
  16. Adam Lambert : Strut
    Let's take a maple leaf vacation
  17. Def Leppard: Rock of Ages
    glopa gleepin Jackie Gleason
  18. Foreigner: Cold As Ice
    cold ass,cold *** ice
  19. Percy Sledge: When A Man Loves A Woman
    When a Man goes to Walmart
  20. Christina Perri: Jar of Hearts
    Jar of Farts
  21. John Mellencamp: Crumblin' Down
    No good ticos and ponies
  22. John Mellencamp: Crumblin' Down
    I refuse to go out with a geisha girl
  23. Destiny's Child: Fancy
    You's a lion and a cheetah
  24. Jennifer Lopez: I Luh Ya Papi
    Move your body, move your body, Dance for your puppy
  25. Jennifer Lopez: I Luh Ya Papi
    I luh ya puppy, I luh ya puppy, I luh ya luh ya luh ya puppy
  26. Sniff 'N' The Tears: Driver's Seat
  27. Dead Letter Circus: Lines
    God, I be lovin' it
  28. Paramore: Only exception
    My mama swore that she would never wet , herself again
  29. One Direction: Story of my Life
    I drive all night, To keep her home in time
  30. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Y Control
    My wiener's out of control, out of control,, You walk walk walk walk walk, My wiener's out of control
  31. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay in the line, stay in the , line."
  32. Van Halen: Panama
    Don't you know she's got a hairy knee?
  33. Billy Idol: Rebel Yell
    With his eyeball knife to collect it better, Just a law, just a law, I'm goin up his sweater
  34. The Beastie Boys: Intergalactic
    You've got corn, you've got Kyle
  35. Juice Newton: The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known Is Loving You
    and I have never been afraid of muuu-seums
  36. Jason Derulo: Talk Dirty
    Uno, met your friend Dorito, Dos, she was all on Cheeto, Tres, we can Nacho Frito, Quatro, ooh
  37. Rihanna: What's My Name?
    Oh no no horseplay
  38. Bob Dylan: Tangled Up In Blue
    She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a curry
  39. Jemaine Clement: Working in a coal mine
    f**king moaning
  40. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
    No dogs or cats erm in the classroom
  41. The Saturdays: Issues
    Can't decide if I should stab you or kiss you
  42. Michael Jackson: Black or White
    I am tired of this chair
  43. Michael Jackson: Black or White
    I am tired of this building
  44. Michael Jackson: Black or White
    I Ain't Scared of Your Butter
  45. Michael Jackson: Black or White
    I Ain't Scared of Your s**ts
  46. Rihanna: What's My Name?
    Obama was my name
  47. Rihanna: What's My Name?
    Hey boy, I really wanna be with you 'cause you just , my type , Banana na
  48. Rihanna: Stay
    I Won't Chew the Steak
  49. Alanis Morissette: Hand In My Pocket
    I'm brave but I'm chicken chip
  50. Maroon 5: Payphone
    I'm at a purple triangle of fun
  51. The Melvins: Lizzy
    He's somebody's daughter,, As far as this world knows.
  52. OneRepublic: Counting Stars
    But lately, I`ve been, I`ve feeling hard.
  53. Orleans: Still The One
    You're still the one who can scratch my ****
  54. James Taylor: You've got a friend
    Winter Spring Summer Au...tumn
  55. Blondie: Heart Of Glass
    Yeah, riding high although I'll do a Jewish guy
  56. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    Scuse me while I kiss this guy
  57. Ludacris: Southern Hospitality
    With your fly *** boots or you Oakland toes when you get on the floor...
  58. Madness: One Step Beyond
    Constant bomb!
  59. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
    So you wanna play with my cheek
  60. White Zombie: More Human Than Human
    Paul Newman dance, you da man
  61. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Snow (Hey Oh)
    People need the cover of their mother's perfect , underwear that's so, white as snow
  62. Miley Cyrus: We Can't Stop
    This is soft porn, We can do what we want.
  63. Municipal Waste: Acid Sentence
    Victims are painted green, received the sentence
  64. Aerosmith: Love in an Elevator
    Lovin' it in La Vida
  65. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop, be leaving
  66. The Pretty Reckless: Heaven Knows
    We belong with envelopes
  67. Taylor Swift: Mine
    I was a fly at risk
  68. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
    So do you wanna play with matches
  69. One Direction: Midnight Memories
    Big house party with the karate kitchen
  70. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    Honestly, don't fall asleep, I'm never gonna find you faking
  71. Bon Iver: The Wolves (Act I And II)
    When your eyes are all painted cilantro blue
  72. Calvin Harris: Sweet Nothing
    I'm living in a sexy oven
  73. Bruce Springsteen: Dancing In The Dark
    You sit around getting older, There's a joke, here's some wine and it's on me
  74. Men Without Hats: Safety Dance
    We can dance, We can dance, everybody look at your , pants.
  75. Black Keys: Fever
    Acting like a soccer team
  76. Avenged Sevenfold: Bat Country
    Too many doses and I'm starting to get an erection.
  77. Donovan: Sunshine Superman
    "Everybody's hustlin' a-just to have a little , 'C'..."
  78. Jim Croce: Bad Bad Leroy Brown
    And he likes to ear his diamond rings UPON everybody's nose.
  79. Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix
    Pull on your war pants
  80. Mark Morrison: Return of the Mack
    Yo lager mate
  81. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    dont stop bleeding
  82. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
    Surely Hemmingway's for you
  83. A Great Big World: Say something
    Say something, I'm getting off on you
  84. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: You Got Lucky
    Pudding Love is hard to find
  85. The Drifters: Saturday Night at the Movies
    When you're sitting with you baby in the last row of the Bible meet.
  86. Pet Shop Boys: West End Girls
    A West End Town was Ten and One, The East End Boys are West End Girls
  87. Blur: Country House
    He's reading ball sacks, knocking back prozac, It's a helping hand that makes you feel rose your blatz
  88. The Beatles: Roll Over Beethoven
    Roll over Beethoven, I'm c**kin' 'em two by two
  89. Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know
    And you died and you cried and you lied and you fried 'cause you spied on me, You're the one that I need and the one that I peed on, oh yeah!
  90. Jackson, Alan: Chattahoochee
    It gets hotter than a hoochie's coochie
  91. Metallica: Ronnie
    Bloodstains under the toupee
  92. The Chordettes: Eddie My Love
    I'm sick in bed
  93. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    Escuse me i'll go sit on this pie.
  94. Paul Hardcastle: 19
    Destruction of men in Iraq, whose average age was 19
  95. The Motels: Only the Lonely
    It's like I told you, only the lonely complain
  96. Eric Church: Love Your Love The Most
    Yea I'm a fan of phone books, And anything my mama cooks, Small mouthed bass have got me hooked on Sunday , afternoons
  97. Stealers Wheel: Stuck In The Middle With You
    And your filthy uncle Cullin slaps you on the back , and says pee.... pee....
  98. Mike Posner: Cooler Then Me
    I used to ball a matrix
  99. Billy Ray Cyrus: I Want My Mullet Back
    i want my mullet back, my camero and my , nut****
  100. Taio Cruz: Break Your Heart
    I'm only gonna break your break your arm

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