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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Heart: Crazy On You
      You got gravy on you
    2. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Dani California
      With a name like Dani California day was gonna come , when I almost got pneumonia
    3. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Torture Me
      A vintage year for pop-eye here
    4. Underoath: Young And Aspiring
      This is my f*ggot! This is my caramel corn!
    5. 3LW: Playas Gon' Play
      Balls, they gonna roll, Shiny quarters, they gonna call
    6. Queen: Death On Two Legs
      Death on two legs, You're tearing me apart, Death on two legs, You've never had a heart, And you're old
    7. Queen: Seaside Rendezvous
      Let my imagination run away with the candy
    8. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Livin' like a tramp, like a greedy old man, Devil is a woman, can I be your man
    9. The Beatles: Glass Onion
      Looking through the big fat Jew lips
    10. Elton John: Step into Christmas
      So hop aboard the turkey boat
    11. Ellie Goulding: Love Me Like You Do
      Love me like a dude, love, love, love, love me , like a dude.
    12. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She sees the hat rack, is she gonna touch it?
    13. Bob Marley: Is This Love
      We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
    14. Irish Folk Song: The Hills of Connemara
      Run like the devil from the egg-sized man
    15. Phil Collins: Invisible Touch
      She used to have a visible attraction.
    16. Lynyrd Skynyrd: Freebird
      I'm as a free as a birdhound
    17. Ini Kamoze: Here Comes the Hotstepper
      I'm the leprechaun gangster
    18. Architecture in Helsinki: Escapee
      This ass-gape it was never gonna stay
    19. Tina Turner: We Don't Need Another Hero
      We don't need to know the hero., We don't need another way home., All we want is something young., Thunderdome.
    20. Garth Brooks: Ain't Goin Down (til the sun comes up)
      Ain't going down til the sun comes up, Ain't givin in til they get it up
    21. Avenged Sevenfold: The Wicked End
      Just as we bust enough nuts
    22. The Smiths: Half A Person
      I went to London and died
    23. Bruno Mars: 24K Magic
      Throw your pizza beans at sky
    24. Kelly Rowland: Down For Whatever
      Lick the floor, see what we find
    25. White Stripes, The: Icky Thump
      Went home and learned how to clean a bathroom , myself
    26. N. E. R. D.: Party People
      What I need, what I need is that croquette
    27. Anderson Paak: Heart Don't Stand A Chance
      Ooh, Sean Penn pouring down, Arms, legs wrapped around
    28. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy, Stuck up on ecstasy
    29. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      she dashed by me and fainted on James
    30. Rod Stewart: Young Turks
      there were tears in her eyes when she kicked her little sister for crying
    31. Ready For The World: Oh Sheila
      Irish Sailor
    32. Wheatus: Teenage Dirtbag
      Her name is Noelle. She rings my bell. I got gym class from hell.
    33. Oasis: Wonderwall
      I don't believe that anybody, Feels the way I do about Janelle
    34. Life of Dillon: Overload
      Can you feel it old baloney
    35. Abba: Dancing Queen
      Dancing Queen, feel the meat on the tangerine
    36. Megadeth: Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
      Don't look now, you're inside out
    37. Live: Lightning Crashes
      Like a Roman Southerner, Chasing the wind
    38. Jamiroquai: Virtual Insanity
      It is a wonder man can eat a toe
    39. Florida Georgia Line: Summerland
      California Keemstar
    40. Lily Allen: L8 CMMR
      Anybody, anyone could see, I'd deport him eventually
    41. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      I drive a sports car just to poop
    42. Smash Mouth: All Star
      Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get , laid
    43. Toto: Africa
      I left my brains down in Africa.
    44. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
      Johnny used to twerk on the docks.
    45. Men At Work: Land Down Under
      He just smiled and gave me a bit of my sandwich.
    46. Adele: When We Were Young
      You look like a movie. You smell like a song.
    47. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      The smell of that chick just put a smile on my , face
    48. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      My sandhich is in 'ere (here)
    49. Coldplay: Viva La Vida
      I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemy's *SS
    50. David Bowie: Ziggy Stardust
      When the kids had killed again I had to break up the band.
    51. R.E.M.: (Don't Go Back To) Rockville
      I know that my town's strange but I believe you'll be coming , back before too long.
    52. The Pixies: Is She Weird
      Is she weird, is she white, Is she promised to the night, And her Ed Asner room, And her Ed Asner room...
    53. Prince: When You Were Mine
      Maybe that's the reason I need herpes, oh!
    54. Verve Pipe: Freshmen
      I cannot believe we ever got 40 cents.
    55. Shakira: Underneath Your Clothes
      There's my Teletubbie.
    56. Starland Vocal Band: Afternoon Delight
      "And the father of the mule is gettin' so excited"
    57. Beck: Loser
      Soooooiled mandible
    58. Lightning Bolt: Dream Genie
      What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, What else can I say?, , I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel the fire, I can feel t
    59. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
      Haven't you dreamed, that we're sharing the same thing.
    60. Carly Simon: You're So Vain
      You had strategically dipped your loved one -- I
    61. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
      Just to get a glimpse of honest illusion
    62. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      I'm giving you a bath for giving it all
    63. Nicki Minaj: Super Bass
      slicker than the guy with the d**k on his eye, oh!
    64. Weezer: Photograph
      Potato! Free Diamonds!
    65. Fifth Harmony: Miss Movin' On
      Miss mow the lawn
    66. Nirvana: Rape Me
      I wanna be Obi-Wan
    67. Nirvana: Lithium
      I like it, undercover crack, I miss you, undercover crack, I love you, undercover crack, I killed you, undercover crack
    68. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      I love pig tails
    69. Madonna: Where's The Party
      Where's the potty? I want to pee my soul, Where's the potty? I want to lose, come trolls
    70. Fall Out Boy: Sergeant Politeness
      Sergeant Politeness searching for weak boys.
    71. Black Sabbath: Paranoid
      Can you help me? f*** you g*****n brain
    72. Belle Stars: Iko Iko
      Jacking off in L.A.
    73. Justin Timberlake: Not A Bad Thing
      So don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in lo-, ove....... with meat
    74. Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way
      Ain't nothin' but a lit steak
    75. Brian Setzer Orchestra: Jump, Jive and Wail
      You got a drunk drivin', drivin' whale
    76. The Who: Who Are You
      I took the Jews back out of town
    77. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1
      All in all you're just another chick in Nepal
    78. Bobby Vinton: Blue on Blue
      Blue on Blue Bardy oh Bardy
    79. Brian Hyland: itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
      He broke the itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka , dock kakeenee
    80. Gym Class Heroes: Stereo Hearts
      'Cause my ID was meant for you.
    81. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      I'm in a cupboard, why would I want to?
    82. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      And all the clouds you get in using my name
    83. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      And when you told me that you hated my friends, The only problem was with you and Nathan
    84. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Baby I don't need your love pills to have fun tonight, (I don't take pills!)
    85. Billy Squier: The Stroke
      Strong *** jug band
    86. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She sees it happen, is it going to touch her?
    87. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
      Oh Josh, even downtown is so scary
    88. Madonna: Like A Prayer
      In the midnight hour, I can feel your flower
    89. Wham!: Careless Whisper
      Guilty penis got no rhythm...
    90. 2-Pac Shakur: Hit \'Em Up
      Lil Ceaser, go ask ya homies OUT FOR PIZZA. Cut ya young , ass up leave you in pieces, now he's deceased.
    91. Nirvana: Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
      Love is to comfort and be insane
    92. Eddie Rabbit: Driving My Life Away
      I'm driving mighty underwear
    93. Shawn Mendes: Stitches
      Smeagle loves his bread.
    94. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      "Oh, 'cause all of the girls in the alters, , Keep making love to each other..."
    95. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      Don't be afraid we'll make it out of business
    96. Bill Withers: Give Me the Beat Boys
      Give me the beach boys
    97. Demi Lovato: Cool for the Summer
      I can keep a secret kid, with you
    98. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
      Reagan rocks in the hot sun
    99. Traditional: Carol of Bells
      King Donkey Kong, that is their song.
    100. Cale Dodds: Acting Our Age
      Just sucked an orange