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    1. One Direction: Little Things
      you never twitte your self right darling but I want s**tzu
    2. Muse: New Born
      Just what this pine is? Tell me it's real
    3. Ariana Grande: One last time
      I know I should've farted
    4. Monkees: Your Auntie Griselda
      Er, my teacher, Zelda
    5. Of Mice and Men: I'm a Monster
      I f**king love salt
    6. Of Mice and Men: Farewell to Shady Glade
      You are nothing but a smile, RELISH, I could bully , that fly
    7. Elton John: Tiny Dancer
      Hold me close oh Tony Danza
    8. Krokus: Screaming In The Night
      sons of vengeance got a new SUV
    9. Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down
      Oh don't mind me, I'm watching YouTube from the closet
    10. Aerosmith: Dream On
      chained beaver
    11. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
      And I will keep a bowl of anything
    12. Notorius B.I.G.: Hypnotize
      I just love your fleshy face
    13. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins and you can shut up and die
    14. Jordin Sparks: Battlefield
      You better go and Futurama
    15. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat
    16. Springsteen, Bruce: The E Street Shuffle
      when the man-child gives them a debusschere
    17. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Rollin' coleslaw...
    18. Skylar Gray: Relig
      It's a mucked up world that we lived in
    19. The Wanted: I found you
      I said retard, we're all looking for love tonight
    20. Aerosmith: Shut Up And Dance
      This Mormon is my destiny
    21. Aerosmith: Shut Up And Dance
      This Mormon is my destiny
    22. Billy Preston: Will It Go Round In Circles
      Wigglin' 'round the sofa
    23. The Parachute Club: Rise Up
      We want herpes
    24. Blur: Boys and Girls
      Vivisection, But we haven't been introduced
    25. Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix
      Then I'll raise you like a fetus.
    26. Beyonce: Drunk in Love
      We woke up in the kitchen saying Hi to healthy , dishes, happy Oh baby
    27. Elton John: Take Me to the Pilot
      To acquire dire control, In one danger zone
    28. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Focus, Fire gone
    29. Canned Heat: On the Road Again
      And my dear mother left me, halal is quite yum.
    30. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magik
      Blood sugar baby, sheep magik, sex magik, sex magik
    31. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
      We rub a Mexican, we rub a Mexican, we rub a Mexican, we , rub a Mexican nappy.
    32. Nickelback: How You Remind Me
      I never made it as a wise man, I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing, Tired of living like a blind man, I'm sick of sight without a ten foot ceiling
    33. Rita Ora: How We Do (Party)
      'Cause when the sun sets baby, I'll be havin' you
    34. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      All you never dangerous, never getting through
    35. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      How can we be free if one plus one is three?
    36. Theme Songs: Full House
      You miss your old familiar puddin' twit
    37. Rolling Stones: Wild Horses
      I watched you suffer, a Dalek in pain, Now you decided to show me the same, No sweeping eggs, it's all offstage lines, Could make meat peel better or treat you unkind
    38. Evanescence: Call Me When You're Sober
      Must be exhausting to lose your Rogaine
    39. Depeche Mode: Black Celebration
      You're all for abortion
    40. Prodigy: Breathe
      It failed, it failed, it failed!
    41. The Offspring: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
      The world eats a lot of pizza.
    42. Kid Ink: Show me
      If I get a minute, Iíll put your bad *** in the , kitchen
    43. Genesis: Land of Confusion
      there;s not much LOGIC to go around
    44. Doors: Roadhouse Blues
    45. Barclay James Harvest: Hymn
      Jesus came down from Heaven to earth,, The people said he was a virgin bird.
    46. Clean Bandit: Telephone Banking
      You got another man and I've got another boob
    47. Fuse ODG: Antenna
      Asian lady
    48. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      Some leggings are torn
    49. HIM: Join Me In Death
      Baby, join me in debt
    50. The Presents: No fun
      shaking in my boobs dipped in gold
    51. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Hop in the bat plane
    52. Walk The Moon: Shiver Shiver
      Why you gots to be a s**tbag?
    53. Celine Dion: Because You Loved Me
      You saw the piss there was in me
    54. Ronan Keating: Life Is A Rollercoaster
      Don't bite it
    55. Idina Menzel: Let It go
      Like a Storm Ranger, The goat never bothered me anyway
    56. The Cruxshadows: Ave Maria
      sometimes she talks to angels when she has a , little piss
    57. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty jeans, done dirt cheap.
    58. Celine Dion: My Heart Will Go On
      Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the , hot dogs go on.
    59. Pearl Jam: Better Man
      She lies and says she's in love with him, can't , find a butter-man,, She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't , find a butter-man,, Can't find a butter-man, Can't find a butter-man
    60. Shamen: Ebeneezer Goode
      E's are good, E's are good,, These F'in E's are good!
    61. Skrillex: Make it bun dem
      Rub my piss, mush up the piss
    62. Belle and Sebastian: She's losing it
      The girl's got a lot to be murdered by
    63. Bon Iver: Skinny Love
      Staring at the same old blood and crushed veneer
    64. Sister Sledge: He's the greatest dancer
      I wonder why, He's the greatest dancer, I wonder why, That I've ever seen
    65. Zedd: Clarity
      'Cause you are, the piece of meat,, I wish, I didn't eat
    66. Lorde: Team
      Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl, Placenta bowl.....
    67. Enrique Iglesias: I Like It
      My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, my boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know.
    68. Tim Minchin: Canvas Bags
      Take your campus back, Take your campus back, Take your campus back, To the supermarket
    69. Rolling Stones: Start Me Up
      my *** got lips grow wings
    70. Bob Marley: No Woman No Cry
      No, wrong mango price.
    71. Fetty Wap: Trap Queen
      And I get drunk in my back car
    72. Pink: Fu*king Perfect
      Baby, baby prease, Don't you ever, ever feel, Like you're nothing, Nothing perfect
    73. Jason Mraz: I'm Yours
      But I won't has a tail, No more, no more., It cannot wait,, I'm yours.
    74. Kate Voegele: Sunshine In My Skye
      I want a violent bicycle
    75. Lost Frequencies: Are You With Me
      I wanna dance by the water, meet this mexican guy.
    76. David Gray: This Years Love
      Heaven knows it's pad thai.
    77. Chas & Dave: The Sideboard
      I don't care for the Comfort Inn
    78. Elton John: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
      Don't let your son go down on me
    79. Elton John: Philadelphia Freedom
      As I live and breath, it's Philadelphia Friedel
    80. Drowning Pool: Bodies
      Eating waffles (waffles)
    81. Kiss: Rock And Roll All Nite
      rock and roll all night and WANTING everyday
    82. Journey: Faithfully
      Surface life under the beach of wonders. We all need , the clouds to make us smile.
    83. David Bowie: Fame
      hey hey hey hey hey!
    84. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
      So, you wanna play with my cheeck
    85. Pitbull: Outta nowhere
      Sooner or later Xboxes disappear
    86. My Chemical Romance: Welcome To The Black Parade
      Take a loaf of meat, coz I could not care at all
    87. My Chemical Romance: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
      Aahh, we're just stupid-ass diabetics
    88. My Chemical Romance: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
      Aahh, we're just stupid as God had made us
    89. Louis Armstrong: Cabaret
      Life is a cabaret, oh chump.
    90. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Got a long list of Vix lovers.
    91. Queen: Under Pressure
      why can't we , get..along..get..along...get..along...get..along
    92. The Beatles: I Want To Hold Your Hand
      I want to hold your gland
    93. The Beach Boys: I Get Around
      I'm a real cool hig,, I'm makin' real good brig.
    94. The Beach Boys: California Girls
      I wish they all could see California girls.
    95. The 1975: Head.Cars.Bending
      Hey, constipated!
    96. Sean Kingston: Dumb Love
      Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, I love this song
    97. Celine Dion: Because You Loved Me
      You gave me fleas 'cause you believed
    98. Evanescence: Tourniquet
      Crimson regret and beach mail
    99. Eurythmics: Love Is A Stranger
      And I want you to suck me to obsession
    100. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Some will win,, Some will lose,, Some are going to wear cheap perfume., , or, , Some will win, Some will lose, Someone will smell sweet perfume.