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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. The Temptations: Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
      When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made
    2. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      All of the dogs and the others keep making love to each other
    3. Aerosmith: Back in the Saddle
      I'm riding, I really gotta piss some
    4. Freak Nasty: Da' Dip
      I put my hand up on the hippie
    5. Billy Squier: The Stroke
      Poor man sopes
    6. Panic! At The Disco: Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
      So disaster avoids and all the queen girls
    7. Prince: Raspberry Beret
      She ordered a raspberry parfait
    8. Adele: When We Were Young
      Inebriate
    9. Dionne Warwick: I Say A Little Prayer
      I run for the busty. While writing I finger , lusty.
    10. Theme Songs: Flintstones
      Let's ride with the family down the street. , Through the curtains see the friends you , meet.
    11. ELO: Rock and Roll is King
      She loves that Dramamine, she goes dancin' on down the street
    12. David Bowie: Fame
      Goody for you, son of a b**ch, gotta get a record on
    13. Danny Elfman: This is Halloween
      Tender dumplings everywhere
    14. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      Some lead in my toe
    15. Beck: Loser
      "Sore hand in the door., I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
    16. Three Days Grace: Pain
      This life is filled with herp when happiness doesn't work
    17. Flume: Never Be Like You
      Please just look me in my face, Tell me everything's okay, Psychotic, Never be like you
    18. Bush: Machinehead
      Mushy head
    19. ZZ Top: Tush
      I'm just lookin' for some touch.
    20. The Who: Eminence Front
      President Trump, President Trump
    21. The Band Perry: Done
      You're one b***h I'd like to burn.
    22. Nirvana: Negative Creep
      I'm an egg in a creek! I'm an egg in a creek! I'm , an egg in a creek and I'm stoned!
    23. Zayn: Pillowtalk
      It's our paradise, Mr Oizo
    24. MOWE: Lovers Friends
      You'll be my home made
    25. Soundtracks: Theme - Help!, It's the Hair Bear Bunch
      In the Wonderland Zoo., We're the surgeon bears who, Stay at home every night,, Never quarrel or fight ...
    26. Ed Sheeran: Photograph
      I kept this love in a paragraph.
    27. Skrillex: Breakin' a Sweat
      I'm breakin' a swag. It's all right
    28. Talking Heads: Once in a Lifetime
      Anakin dance go by
    29. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche,
    30. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And spittle Pearly Shearly, with his anus curly-wurly, and asked my if I needed a bite.
    31. Sade: Smooth Operator
      Oooooh, operetta
    32. Coldplay: Adventure Of A Lifetime
      We are diamonds taking s**t
    33. Eve 6: Leech
      Like a seedling dropped from an old oak tree, , your s**t don't hide no sun from me
    34. Beyonce: Single Ladies
      I'm a single lettuce
    35. C.W. McCall: Convoy
      We gonna roll this f***in' convoy 'cross the USA, , Convoy
    36. David Bowie: Ashes to Ashes
      Do you remember a garden spade...
    37. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Condom style!
    38. Devo: Whip It
      tattoo detective
    39. Dean Martin: Winter Wonderland
      later on we'll expire as we dream by the fire
    40. Handel: Messiah
      oh,our Lord God,I'm impotent,reigneth
    41. Handel: Messiah
      oh, our Lord God i'm impotent reigneth
    42. Chaka Khan: I feel for you
      chaka khan let me rub you, let me rub you chaka khan
    43. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      ".......submarines in my head..."
    44. Golden Earring: Twilight Zone
      "....pissed off on the borderline...."
    45. Human League: Human
      "i'm only human,a flesh and blood mistake...."
    46. Def Leppard: Rocket
      1. I will feel your rocket,yeah , , 2.sing-a-ling-a-loo
    47. Mariah Carey: Shake It Off
      Like a cab on commission, I really gotta get up outta here and go somewhere.
    48. Gorillaz: Plastic Beach
      Casserole on a plastic beach
    49. Soundtracks: Jesus Christ, Superstar
      we’ve been sitting on the pencil far too long
    50. A Great Big World: Hold Each Other
      I miss the games we used to play like golf
    51. Orleans: Still The One
      I once thought you were dead
    52. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Sweets with gravy, woah
    53. Twenty One Pilots: Friend, Please
      Well, Lions, wars, warts!
    54. Nightwish: The Greatest Show on Earth
      Little Lucy from the Eighth Floor
    55. Aluna George: I'm in Control
      Come and do your washing up
    56. Fetty Wap: 679
      And I got this soda
    57. Slayer: Necrophobic
      Experimentation, slow infection, pearly gates
    58. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Bring me a pile of love
    59. Loverboy: Working For The Weekend
      Everybody's working for the weekend, Everybody wants a New York man.
    60. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Sinister Purpose
      I can set you free,, Make you rich and white
    61. The Hombres: Let it All Hang Out
      No parking by the suicide
    62. Patti LaBelle: Lady Marmalade
      Kill lady marmalade
    63. Nine Inch Nails: Sin
      You give me the finger.
    64. At The Drive-In: Quarantined
      And I seem to have forgotten the words to this song
    65. Mariah Carey: One Sweet Day
      Picture A Little Scene Of Heaven
    66. Doobie Brothers: China Grove
      Well the people and the pizza, Love them some coffee
    67. Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman
      Bagels underneath like that
    68. Neil Diamond: Forever In Blue Jeans
      Money's sweet, but it ain't nothin next to BABY's , FEET.
    69. Gorillaz: Feel Good Inc.
      sugar sugar, i shot my d**k, milk dud
    70. XTC: Senses Working Overtime
      and the innocent can all sleep safely, all sleep , safely
    71. Leona Lewis: Bleeding Love
      My heart's pickled by the pain that I keep , exploding"
    72. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      Who's your sexy ho?, Don't let me go
    73. Omi: Cheerleader
      Oh, I think that I found myself a cherry there
    74. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      All of the Dads and the Alberts, keep making love to each other
    75. Toto: Africa
      Pretty boy it's waiting there for you
    76. Toto: Africa
      The things we never ever... Fillet o fish
    77. The Association: Windy
      Who's reaching out to capture PNEUMONIA?
    78. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And little Early-Pearly kept my anus curly-wurly
    79. Imagine Dragons: Demons
      It's where my tea mints hide
    80. Imagine Dragons: Gold
      Nothing,Nothing,NUTSAAAAAACK!
    81. George Strait: Amarillo By Morning
      All married and horny. Setup a sac of porn.
    82. Transviolet: New Bohemia
      "We're the new bulimia"
    83. Jess Glynne: Don't be so hard on yourself
      'Cause I just had luncheon on my own
    84. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      Smoke a little weed on the couch in the bathroom , hideaway
    85. New Politics: Harlem
      When it gets loud, I turn it up. Shake it like a , fat girl up in Harlem
    86. X Ambassadors: Renegades
      Living like we're in a cage
    87. Elle King: Ex's and Oh's
      Like goats they want me
    88. Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness: Cecilia And The Satellite
      Don't be afraid Cecilia I'm this sad ol' light
    89. Rihanna: What's My Name?
      Whore's my name.
    90. Sarah McLachlan: Adia
      Believe me, we are fatter/Doesn't matter
    91. Don Henley: Sunset Grill
      down at the sausage grill
    92. Pentatonix: Can't Sleep Love
      Kissing in the moonlight, boobies at a late height
    93. Fall Out Boy: Thanks For The Memories
      This ain't a scene, it's a dead horse race.
    94. John Mellencamp: Crumblin' Down
      My Butcher is a Baker..
    95. Scorpions: Still Loving You
      Yes, I've hurt your pride, you know what you can , do
    96. Silverchair: Emotion Sickness
      The crazy lady escaped to feed
    97. Elvis Costello: What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love and Understanding
      What's so fun about peace, love and understanding?
    98. John Legend: All of Me
      My head's underwater, but I'm breathing fire.
    99. Olivia Newton-John: Let's Get Physical
      "Ebenezer's body talks. His body talks. Ebenezer's body talks."
    100. Brantly Gilbert: That Was Us
      I got my mail today, distant cousins suck., A bunch of pills I cant break, guess I'm s**t outta , luck.