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    1. Imagine Dragons: Monster
      I'm only a man with a chain-saw inside me.
    2. Jessie J: Domino
      Dirty dancing in the moonlight, Take me down like I'm a download
    3. Macklemore: Downtown
      Calm down n****r, I don't need a windshield.
    4. Lukas Graham: 7 Years
      Our sons have been sold
    5. Nirvana: Serve The Servants
      Teenage sex has paid off well, now I'm bored alone
    6. Tiffany: Danny
      Danny whip your hair
    7. The Offspring: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
      Now he's getting a tattoo., Yeah he's gettin' ink done., He asked for a '13', but they drew a .31
    8. Blondie: Heart Of Glass
      Flying high, I lost to a Jewish guy.
    9. First Aid Kit: My Silver Lining
      Bein' free's bein' flawed, I won't take the easy , road
    10. Toto: Africa
      She's coming in twelve thirty fight.
    11. Dean Martin: Sway
      Other dancers may pee on the floor, Dear, but my eyes will see only you, Only you have the magic at knee, When we sway I go "weeeee"
    12. Christina Milian: Dip It Low
      Dip it low, pick it up slow, Roll it all around, poke it out like a backhoe
    13. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      Here we are now, with small Asians!
    14. Ramones: Blitzkrieg Bop
      The kids are eating landmines
    15. Depeche Mode: Personal Jesus
      Europe, Personal Jesus
    16. MisterWives: Our Own House
      We built a roundhouse
    17. Major Lazer: Light It Up
      We live while the walrus rages
    18. Super Furry Animals: Moped Eyes
      Move that ass
    19. S Club 7: Compass
      You gotta love a good racist, racist
    20. Bing Crosby: White Christmas
      I'm dreaming of a white christmas, Just like the ones I used to know, Where the tree-tops glisten and children listen, To hear sleigh elvesin the snow....
    21. Meghan Trainor: All About That Bass
      I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no , trouble.
    22. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Op, op, op, op, Oppa Condom Star, Eh, sexy lady, Op, op, op, op, Oppa Condom Star
    23. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
      Gary Is My Gaywad Son...
    24. Barenaked Ladies: One Week
      It's Been One Week Since You Pooped Or Peed...
    25. Wu Tang: Triumph
      "It's my testament to George Burns"
    26. Guess Who: Albert Flasher
      It wad a weird shaped boner with a crutch, for my peter wouldn't hold itself up very well..
    27. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Up Around The Bend
      leave the stinkin' s**t behind.
    28. Frank Sinatra: Strangers In The Night
      Ever since that night we've been together, Lovers at first sight, in love forever, It turned out so right for stranglers in the night
    29. Spin Doctors: Cleopatra's cat
      My girlfriend's cat is following me
    30. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      *[Bring the horsey,, and some Chinese!]*,, Something meaty for the main course,, That's a fine looking high horse,, What you got in the stable?, We've a lot of starving faithful, That looks tasty, That looks plenty, This is hungry work
    31. Soundtracks: The Phony King of England
      Epoxy the phony king of England!
    32. David Bowie: Rebel, Rebel
      You can't say no to the Northanger dress
    33. Aretha Franklin: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
      You're the key to my piece of pie
    34. Bruce Springsteen: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
      Black fella in the E Band!
    35. Jimi Hendrix: All Along The Watchtower
      I was getting laid
    36. Marilyn Manson: Get Your Gunn
      Godd*** your righteous ham
    37. Peter Gabriel: Sledgehammer
      …oh won't you chauffeur me, and I will chauffeur you, show for me, I will chauffeur you, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you, only you
    38. Avenged Sevenfold: Chapter Four
      Raise your hand and taste the curry
    39. Amanda Palmer: Leeds United
      The sandwiches are wicked and they know you want , them extra
    40. I Am Ghost: We Got The Neutron Bomb
      We Got A New Trombone, We Got A New Trombone
    41. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
      Stop, Wait a minute, Fill my cup put some nigga in it
    42. Twenty One Pilots: Stressed Out
      When our mamas say, "I still sleep when I was , stressed out"
    43. Shawn Mendes: Stitches
      Egging, begging you to come out.
    44. Katy Perry: Roar
      I'd sit there quietly, a Greek Calliope
    45. Randy & The Rainbows: Denise
      Denise, Denise, open your rifle, dude
    46. Gorillaz: Feel Good Inc.
      My dreams, they've got a cache because I don't get , sleep, no
    47. R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People
      pee pee in the crowd
    48. Tribe Called Quest: Description of a Fool
      Pizza in public, pizza in private.
    49. Panic! At The Disco: LA Devotee
      "Sweatin' balls under desert skies"
    50. Justin Bieber: Love Yourself
      My mama don't like you and she's like , everyone
    51. Shawn Mendes: Stitches
      Chicken falling onto my knees
    52. Pink: Don't let me get me
      It's better you or someone else.
    53. The Weeknd: Can't feel my face
      I can't fill my vase when I'm with you
    54. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Bake me a higher loaf
    55. The Bohicas: The Making Of
      The future's in a big bright zizz
    56. The Standells: Dirty Water
      Well, I love that dirty water, Boss, steady your ma
    57. Led Zeppelin: Immigrant Song
      All we sleep, we rest dix heures, our only home will be to rest , assured!
    58. LMFAO: Sexy And I Know It
      Please punch me repeatedly in the face!
    59. Radiohead: Idioteque
      Yellow, everything all the time
    60. Ariana Grande: Break Free
      You were better, deeper, I was under your spell, Like a deadly, sea-lion babe, , On the highway to hell, yeah
    61. Paramore: Brick By Boring Brick
      For goddamn, the taste and smell of the world that she's left behind
    62. Strawberry Alarm Clock: Incense and Peppermints
      A yardstick for lunatics, Womp on a few
    63. Take That: These Days
      Bee stings
    64. Ella Eyre: Even If
      It's funny how the be-good eel is smaller now
    65. UNKLE: Restless
      Got this sick kid feeling
    66. UNKLE: Restless
      Heartbroken house for two?
    67. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      Our stupid love
    68. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      Wishing I could make a brain
    69. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      I hit a dam, killed a saint
    70. Ariana Grande: Focus
      "f**k, f**k, f**k a zombie"
    71. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
      I told a mole, all them little gangstas who do you , think helped voldemort?
    72. ELO: Evil Woman
      he-he's a woman
    73. Sia: Chandelier
      I'm gonna fly like a pickle tonight, feel my feet as I cry.
    74. The Beatles: We Can Work It Out
      Wiggle and work it out
    75. Toto: Africa
      I bless the grains down in Africa
    76. The Neighbourhood: R.I.P. 2 My Youth
      I just peed in my shoes, And you could call this the funeral
    77. Lana del Ray: Terrence Loves You
      Ground control to Magic Tom
    78. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      You'll be the penis, I'll be the princess
    79. Michael Jackson: Stranger In Moscow
      Stalins thumb won't let me be
    80. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      I know that you're a wire
    81. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      Like a ghost in Michael's eye
    82. Queen: Killer Queen
      She keeps a-mowing her chamber, little pretty , cabinet, hipedee case she said, just like where we , ought to live!
    83. R.E.M.: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
      Co-menu jar-may-cer
    84. Queen: Innuendo
      Be free with your temple
    85. Kim Carnes: Bette Davis Eyes
      She's precocious and she knows just, What it takes to make a crow blush
    86. Suzi Quatro: Rock Hard
      She never takes a s**t
    87. Police: Every Breath You Take
      How my pooh hole aches...
    88. Breathe: Hands To Heaven
      Tonight you called my breasts love nests
    89. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      I was dreaming of a lake, dreaming of the water , where I'd rise like a penis.
    90. The Vamps: Wake Up
      You was dead but I told you, 'Open Up Your Eyes'
    91. Avicii: Talk To Myself
      Stolen by burning poetry
    92. Avicii: Talk To Myself
      Dogs go on holiday
    93. Avicii: True Believer
      Life's what you make it so live with clones
    94. Avicii: Somewhere in Stockholm
      My friends and my family's dead
    95. La Roux: Bulletproof
      This time baby I'll be, Flipper
    96. Florence + The Machine: You've Got the Love
      You cut the lawn, you cut the lawn
    97. One Direction: Perfect
      But if you like hot chocolate and the hotel approves
    98. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      is it the look in your eyes, or is it the dancing Jews
    99. Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
      I got the moods like Jagger
    100. Maroon 5: Sugar
      Shut up, yes please, won't you come and put it down on me