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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
      Sweet dreams are Anita's
    2. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      We go jet airliner
    3. Rare Earth: Get Ready
      No amount of girls could make me feel the way that , you do
    4. Michael Jackson: Man In The Mirror
      No mustache could bend and or quiver
    5. Rare Earth: Get Ready
      No amount of girls could make me feel the way that , you do
    6. Gentrys: Keep On Dancing
      Me boy, never caught a rag doll
    7. Muse: Thought Contagion
      Fallout, love went to Canada...
    8. semblant: what lies ahead
      terminate the lemonade
    9. Bon Jovi: These Days
      These days the foxes are , under sea
    10. Ben E. King: stand by me
      darwin darwin stand by me.
    11. Icon For Hire: Demons
      but you are still peeing aren't you?
    12. Linkin Park: good goobye
      you can't tell things we can't mandem we're zip , zip things in pugs
    13. Linkin Park: Bleed It Out
      zinc oooooh!
    14. 3 Days Grace: pain
      i know that you're worth it
    15. Sia: Chandelier
      I'm gonna fly like a bird of the night, feel my teeth 'cause it's light!
    16. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      You can't lock me in your penthouse, And go to the bathroom out loud
    17. The Beatles: The Word
      Save the world, and you'll be free
    18. Panic! At The Disco: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
      I chime in with a , Haven't you ever heard of closing the garden door?, No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a , sense of poison rationality
    19. Vance Joy: Riptide
      Oh, all my friends wear puppet jeans, You're her first gymnasium in Mean Deans, , Oh, and they're counting stars, , Lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away by my past life
    20. Vance Joy: Riptide
      This fat boy's running from himself, And don't forget to feed Santa's elf
    21. M/A/R/R/S: Pump Up The Volume
      Quarterback, in an old man's room, Synthetic, genetic, command post, zoom
    22. Bob Sinclar: What I want
      Yalalalalalala all over me, that's what a monkey does baby
    23. OneRepublic: Apologize
      It's too late to cut the chives
    24. The Cure: Disintegration
      For the love of the crowd and FRIETJES for everyone!
    25. Etta James: At Last
    26. Eddie Money: Take Me Home Tonight
      Take me home tonight, I don't want to let you go , to sleep alive.
    27. Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down
      I'll be your number one with a bully. A loaded God , complex, covered in puddin'
    28. Jason Derulo: wiggle
      Hot damn it, your booty like tube lettuce.
    29. 50 Cent: In Da Club
      "now shawty said she feeling my stache, she feeling my fro."
    30. Tiffany: I think we're alone now
      I think itís pnemonia. Doesnít seem to be anyone around.
    31. Sam Hunt: Body Like A Back Road
      Body like a backhoe...
    32. Soundtracks: The Greatest Show
      Where it's covered in avocado lights
    33. Live: Lightning Crashes
      Her intentions fall to the floor.
    34. Peter Sarstedt: Where Do You Go to My Lovely
      I've seen all your qualifications, You got from the sore bum
    35. Dean Martin: Little Ole Wine Drinker, Me
      Cause my baby left a floater on the train
    36. Babyface: Everytime I Close My Eyes
      Girl, I think that you are drooling something.
    37. Everlast: What It's Like
      Guy in the big yellow hat is gonna make you chose
    38. Rob $tone: Chill Bill
      I said baby, F*** a job, B***h, F*** a job, Let's , get a degree.
    39. Black Crowes: She Talks To Angels
      The color of my Hyundai.
    40. 2 Cellos feat. Naya Rivera: Supermassive Black Hole
      You saved my soul tonight
    41. Selena Gomez: fetish
      you've got a fetish for my lungs
    42. Train: Play That Song
      The one that makes me think oh mew
    43. Beyonce: Me, Myself and I
      Eat myself some pie, that's all I got in the end
    44. Lil Pump: Gucci Gang
      Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane, , Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane.
    45. Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers: Islands In The Stream
      Sail away from me, to another world
    46. Meg & Dia: one sail
      imma s**t like you
    47. Beyonce: Halo
      I'm surrounded by your disgrace
    48. Theory of a Deadman: Bad Girlfriend
      She like to shake her ass, she cries until she , pees
    49. KC and the Sunshine Band: Keep It Comin' Love
      Keep it common law
    50. TLC: No Scrubs
      He just sits on his broad hips
    51. Korn: Falling Away From Me
      Beam me down, Beam me beam me, Down, down, Into the ground
    52. Died Pretty: Harness Up
      I was looking for that beast in the woods,, I was looking for those spires at night,, And I was looking for that beast in the wooden,, My head, my heart, my soul are on fire...
    53. Todd Rundgren: Bang the Drum All Day
      I don't want to work,, I want to bang and get drunk all day
    54. Avril Lavigne: Here's To Never Growing Up
      Hereís to never throwing up.
    55. Ed Sheeran: Perfect
      Barefoot on the cross.
    56. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Four letter woman, four letter woman to me.
    57. TLC: Waterfalls
      Go Go Jason Waterfalls
    58. Rage Against the Machine: Renegades of Funk
      Put a rat in a cage and f**k.
    59. Marina and The Diamonds: Froot
      I'm your cauliflower, I'm your bloody roast
    60. INXS: Suicide Blonde
      Super Salad Bar
    61. Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know
      Itís not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to , me.
    62. Cherish: Killa
      Shorty has a camera
    63. Toto: Africa
      Thereís nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do
    64. Sam Smith: Leave Your Lover
      "Suck my milkmaid, Sarah Fray", I will give you all of me. , Just leave your lover, leave him for me
    65. Garth Brooks: The River
      I will sell my investment
    66. Ying Yang Twins: Badd
      I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line, cute face, slim waist, with big brown eyes
    67. Ed Sheeran: Shape of You
      come on, be my baby puma
    68. Sam Smith: Body Like a Back Road
      Body like a back road, Drivin' with my *** hole
    69. The Beatles: All You Need Is Love
      No way you can make the country mate, No one you can say the country saved
    70. The Beatles: I Saw Her Standing There
      Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room, And I held her hand in Hawaii... Whee!
    71. Neil Young: Heart of Gold
      Keep me searching for a carnivore
    72. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      Your cat locked me in your penthouse, (before) going back to , my flat
    73. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
      I see a bear on my horizon, I see trouble on the way
    74. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      Dirty Deeds... Thunder Chief
    75. Macy Gray: I Try
      Games, changes and fears, When will they go from here, When will they stop, I believe that fate has brought us here, And we should be together babe, But we're not, I play it off, but I'm dreaming of you, And I'll keep my cool, but I'm fiendin', I try to s
    76. R. Kelly: Ignition
      Now usually I don't do this but uh, Go head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' previews of the remix, , No I'm not tryin' to be rude,, But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you, The way you do the things you do, Remind me of my Lexus coup, That's why im all up in
    77. Smash Mouth: All Star
      So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with , Nick from the Backtreets.
    78. Go-Gos: Our Lips Are Sealed
      I'm a believer
    79. Fall Out Boy: The Mighty Fall
      It's getting queer
    80. Michael Jackson: Beat It
      Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, , No One Wants To Be Eat it, Eat it, , Show me Hot Pocket, Go Michelle Pfeiffer, , It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right , Just Beat It
    81. Chris Stapleton: Parachute
      Say the word and I'll be there for you, Baby, I will be your pair of shoes
    82. Chris Stapleton: Parachute
      Say the word and I'll be there for you, Baby, I will be your pair of shoes
    83. Kid Rock: wasting time
      I've been sitting here just wasting time, Drinking smoking thinking trying to FREZE my mind
    84. Milky Chance: Flashed Junk Mind
      Now we are stunned minds, still have jaundice.
    85. Charlie Puth: Attention
      Runnin round throwing that turtle on my knee, You just wanna touch it
    86. Rihanna: Work
      Work,work,work,work,work, But you wanna see me twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk, yah you know you like to der der der der der , *something something* jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk , jerk jerk jerk jerk
    87. Elton John: Tiny Dancer
      Hold me closer Tony Danza
    88. Hayley Kiyoko: Curious
      Iím just on the phone in my kimono.
    89. Trooper: Raise A Little Hell
      Praise a Little Hound
    90. TLC: Waterfalls
      Don't go Jason Waterfalls
    91. Traditional: Joy to the World
      Let every heart prepare his WOMB...
    92. Hymns: Hark The Herald Angels Sing
      Pleased as Manfred Mann to dwell
    93. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
      We're up all night Mexican Latte
    94. Kelly Clarkson: Underneath the Tree
      Snow is falling with a capital C
    95. Pink: Beautiful Trauma
      My perfect red bottom.
    96. Destiny's Child: Say My Name
      Simone Hey, Simone Hey, If no one is around you
    97. Sara Bareilles: Let The Rain
      I want a duck in the sky
    98. Traditional: Little Drummer Boy
      Barack Obama!
    99. Sara Bareilles: Let The Rain
      I wanna be in love
    100. Silento: Watch Me
      Now watch me whip whip, Watch me nei nei (want me do it?)