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    1. Natacha Atlas: You Only Live Twice
      This string is for you, so pay the price
    2. Taylor Swift: Haunted
      You're no good on, you can't be good
    3. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
      I'm blue; I will pee, I will die.
    4. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Livin' like I love her with a red iPhone.
    5. Soundgarden: Outshined
      Who gets me some fire.
    6. Stevie Ray Vaughan: Pride and Joy
      She's my sweetie, little baby. I'm not a little , lover boy.
    7. Michael Jackson: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
      Mama say, "Momma saw what Momma saw!", Mama say, "Momma saw what Momma saw!"
    8. Go-Gos: Our Lips Are Sealed
      Alex the Seal
    9. Police: Message In A Bottle
      Message in a Park, oh yeah
    10. Velvet Revolver: Do it for the Kids
      About the day I tried to tame her. Never tried to , claim her. Just a gay man I had burned.
    11. Green Day: Walking Contradiction
      Do as I say not as I do because I s**t so deep you can't run , away
    12. John Mellencamp: Pink Houses
      There's a blind man, with a black cat, Living in a blind man's world, He's got an interstate running through his , front yard, You know he thinks he's God's gift to girls
    13. Deep Purple: Smoke On The Water
      We all came out to Montreux, On the way to see the shoreline
    14. A Day To Remember: Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End
      Disinfect your surroundings
    15. Mister, Mister: Kyrie
      Gimme a laser down the road that I must travel
    16. Theolophilus London: All Around The World
      Ooh, just shoot the sheriff, the party's goin' on , all night long
    17. Arctic Monkeys: Do I Wanna Know?
      Do you ever get the feeling that you can't sh*t the , sounds that sound around like summer TNT?
    18. Twenty One Pilots: Polarize
      Help me pull her eyes out, help me pull her eyes out.
    19. Yes: Owner of a Lonely Heart
      Odor of Baloney Farts
    20. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight, (Have fun! Do drugs!), Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight, (Have fun! Do drugs!)
    21. Beyonce: Grown Woman
      'Cause I pooted...
    22. Alicia Keys: Empire State of Mind
      I think I'm growing green tomatoes
    23. Jane's Addiction: Been Caught Stealing
      I didn't just give in.
    24. Jane's Addiction: Been Caught Stealing
      Sat around and laughed and waited for it to begin.
    25. Savage Garden: I Want You
      Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for
    26. Ok Go: Get Over It
      Lot of nuts, lot of snacks
    27. Pink: Just Like Fire
      We came here to party, party, party
    28. Frank Zappa: Let's Make the Water Turn Black
      Feeding all the boys, and let's get paid!
    29. Magic Man: Too Much
      There's too much eye makeup
    30. New Found Glory: All Downhill From Here
      Pikachu we're renting out your park
    31. Flume: Never Be Like You
      Please just look me in my face, Tell me everything's okay, Suck on it, Oo ooh, Never be like you
    32. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      Hands to Muscles
    33. Selena Gomez: Heart Wants What It Wants
      what the f**k juan
    34. Andy Black: We Don't Have To Dance
      Record scratch; Ed Miliband
    35. Feelers, The: Venus
      "Come my little venous"
    36. Weird Al Yankovic: Another One Rides the Bus
      It was smelly like a macaroon there was junk all over the floor
    37. Twenty One Pilots: Ode To Sleep
      Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's in aisle , number four.
    38. Twenty One Pilots: Holding Onto You
      Annotate my face
    39. Maria Muldaur: Midnight At The Oasis
      I know your daddy's ASSAULTED ...
    40. Vigiland: Shots & Squats
      Friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' till , we drop., Potty potty potty potty potty 'round the clock.
    41. Twenty One Pilots: Heathens
      All my friends are hiddens. Take it show, Wait for them to *** you whole you know, Please don't bait kanishka then mocks, You don't know the apples the defuse
    42. Little Sea: The Way That You Move
      I'm a d**k tattoo
    43. Pantera: Walk
      Can't you see I'm easily bothered by your sister
    44. Melanie Martinez: Pity Party
      It's my party and I'm crying for London.
    45. America: You Can Do Magic
      A heart of stone can turn to FLAME
    46. Metallica: Fuel
      Gimme food, gimme five, gimme double China's eye.
    47. Metallica: Of Wolf and Man
      Sheep shiiitt, piss stains on the back of my neck, , sheep shiiit.
    48. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      We've been here forever, We are the frozen fruit!
    49. Green Day: Redundant
      I'm speechless every time John goes 'cause I love , you's not enough
    50. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      See the lights, see the party, the bargains.
    51. Oklahoma (The Musical): Kansas City
      They went and built a skyscraper seven stories , high., 'Bout as high as a building on a goat.
    52. 10CC: I'm Not In Love
      Be poised and quiet
    53. Eagles: Hotel California
      What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) when you're out of , ice
    54. Johnny Cash: Wabash Cannonball
      As she glides along the woodlands, toward the Hilton , by the shore
    55. Terry Jacks: Seasons in the Sun
      I was so glad she left the family
    56. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, she don't like, she don't like,, cooking
    57. George Michael: Too Funky
      Everyone won't a llama, everyone won't a llama like that
    58. Rihanna: Work
      Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak, weak, He say me hate to, Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak, weak!, He see me dummy, There, there, there, there, there, there!, So me f**kin', Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak, weak, When you all gon'?
    59. Third Eye Blind: Jumper
      The angry boy that bit you's insane
    60. Wang Chung: Dance Hall Days
      We were so in Vice, and I danced all daze, We were good on Christ. , , Dance all day, love, Danne all day,, Dance all day, love
    61. Lionel Richie: All Night Long
      Tom bo li de say de moi ya, Yeah, BONGO BONGO!!
    62. Rush: Subdivisions
      Sausage, in the high school halls
    63. Spice Girls: Wannabe
      sunny body down and bodies all around
    64. The Turtles: Happy Together
      if i should call you up and waste a dime
    65. Billy Squier: My Kind Of Lover
      Na na na na na na, Na na na na na na, Na na na na na na
    66. David Bowie: Let's Dance
      Left Pants
    67. Everything Everything: Schoolin'
      You, man, are repulsive!
    68. With Confidence: Keys
      I should have been your pistachio
    69. Rolling Stones: Paint It Black
      I see a rectal and I want to paint it black
    70. Hootie and the Blowfish: Hold My Hand
      I wanna love you, the bear said, the bear said I , can't
    71. Fall Out Boy: 20 Dollar Nose Bleed
      Give me a pen, Call me, Mr.Fanta Dreams, But don't let the doctorate, I wanna blow up Steven, Call me, Mr. Fanta Dreams, But don't let the doctor, Don't let the doctor Anne
    72. Melanie Martinez: Pity Party
      It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry), I'll call you 'til the candles burn out this place, I'll call you 'til my pity party's in flames.
    73. Jimmy Buffett: Margaritaville
      Smell of SHRAPNEL beginning to boil
    74. Meghan Trainor: No
      My name is "Noel", My sign is "Noel", My number is "Noel", You need to League, You need to League, Need to League, "Neil" to the "Ah" to the "Noel", "Noel", "Noel"
    75. Meghan Trainor: Me Too
      If I wash u, I'd wanna be Mitu
    76. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Can't find the Ocean
    77. David Zowie: House Every Weekend
      Ounce every weekend
    78. Taylor Swift: Wildest Dreams
      Standing in an ice chest
    79. Marty Robbins: A White Sport Coat (And A Pink Carnation)
      A white sport coat and a pink Dalmatian
    80. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      He left the groceries on the carpet.
    81. Zayn: Pillowtalk
      Bet on daddy, bet on daddy, bet on daddy., It's a horse race. It's a warzone.
    82. Justin Bieber: Where are you now?
      Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, Honeydew and toast
    83. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Come and get your lug, Come and get your lug, Come , and get your lug nuts...
    84. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Bring me a Tylenol
    85. Maroon 5: Maps
      I was there for you when your dog was tired
    86. Pentatonix: Can't Sleep Love
      Gimme that cat, sweet love!
    87. Tina Turner: What's Love Got To Do With It
      I second that emotion
    88. Adele: Hello
      Hello from the offside, At least I can said that feet tray
    89. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      Can't stop the villain, so just dense, dense, dense, Can't stop the villain, so just dense, dense, dense, knock
    90. Madonna: Give me all your love
      Gift me all your lock and Gift it your lock, Give meat all your lock today, Gift me all your lock and Gift it your lock, Let's forget boat tine, And dance our lead away
    91. Madonna: Give me all your love
      L-U-V Banana, Y-O-U Suvarna
    92. The Beatles: Yellow Submarine
      we all live in yellow new beans.
    93. Styx: The Grand Illusion
      I know you cuss, there's competition (In motorcross, there's competition)
    94. The Beatles: Let It Be
      letter c, letter c...
    95. Meghan Trainor: No
      lick your hips and swing your lips
    96. 2 Chainz: I got you
      I got poo hound.
    97. 2 Chainz: hound dog
      you ain't nothin' but a pound hog, pound hog.
    98. Unknown Mortal Orchestra: Can't keep checking my phone
      i can't keep chickens (on) my farm, no
    99. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Focus, fireball, I need something to leave on
    100. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Til I heard the guns fire, Heard the guns fire, ..., No I ain't got nuts, ..., Baby I don't need halum pills to have fun tonight, I love jane pills, But I don't need no ha-la-ma-ra-knee