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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Jimmy Buffett: Margaritaville
      Smell of SHRAPNEL beginning to boil
    2. Meghan Trainor: No
      My name is "Noel", My sign is "Noel", My number is "Noel", You need to League, You need to League, Need to League, "Neil" to the "Ah" to the "Noel", "Noel", "Noel"
    3. Meghan Trainor: Me Too
      If I wash u, I'd wanna be Mitu
    4. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Can't find the Ocean
    5. David Zowie: House Every Weekend
      Ounce every weekend
    6. Taylor Swift: Wildest Dreams
      Standing in an ice chest
    7. Marty Robbins: A White Sport Coat (And A Pink Carnation)
      A white sport coat and a pink Dalmatian
    8. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      He left the groceries on the carpet.
    9. Zayn: Pillowtalk
      Bet on daddy, bet on daddy, bet on daddy., It's a horse race. It's a warzone.
    10. Justin Bieber: Where are you now?
      Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, Honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, honeydew, Honeydew and toast
    11. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Come and get your lug, Come and get your lug, Come , and get your lug nuts...
    12. Steve Winwood: Higher Love
      Bring me a Tylenol
    13. Maroon 5: Maps
      I was there for you when your dog was tired
    14. Pentatonix: Can't Sleep Love
      Gimme that cat, sweet love!
    15. Tina Turner: What's Love Got To Do With It
      I second that emotion
    16. Adele: Hello
      Hello from the offside, At least I can said that feet tray
    17. Justin Timberlake: Can't Stop the Feeling
      Can't stop the villain, so just dense, dense, dense, Can't stop the villain, so just dense, dense, dense, knock
    18. Madonna: Give me all your love
      Gift me all your lock and Gift it your lock, Give meat all your lock today, Gift me all your lock and Gift it your lock, Let's forget boat tine, And dance our lead away
    19. Madonna: Give me all your love
      L-U-V Banana, Y-O-U Suvarna
    20. The Beatles: Yellow Submarine
      we all live in yellow new beans.
    21. Styx: The Grand Illusion
      I know you cuss, there's competition (In motorcross, there's competition)
    22. The Beatles: Let It Be
      letter c, letter c...
    23. Meghan Trainor: No
      lick your hips and swing your lips
    24. 2 Chainz: I got you
      I got poo hound.
    25. 2 Chainz: hound dog
      you ain't nothin' but a pound hog, pound hog.
    26. Unknown Mortal Orchestra: Can't keep checking my phone
      i can't keep chickens (on) my farm, no
    27. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Focus, fireball, I need something to leave on
    28. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Til I heard the guns fire, Heard the guns fire, ..., No I ain't got nuts, ..., Baby I don't need halum pills to have fun tonight, I love jane pills, But I don't need no ha-la-ma-ra-knee
    29. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Lalalalala, Hot people hoping, cake by the ocean
    30. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      I'll be Daddy, you be my mummy, whoa
    31. David Bowie: Changes
      Strange VACCINATIONS are killing me!
    32. The Weeknd: Can't feel my face
      She told me, "Don't bury, but now it.", She told me, "Don't wormy, no more.", We both know we can't come without it
    33. Drake: One Dance
      Got a seed in my ass
    34. Drake: One Dance
      Baby, I like your smell
    35. Jack Garratt: Surprise Yourself
      Talk with a potato heart
    36. Johnny Rivers: Secret Agent Man
      Secret Asian man
    37. Panic! At The Disco: Don't threaten me with a good time
      Alright, alright, it's the head of a billy goat. , It's the head of a billy goat
    38. Elle King: America's Sweetheart
      Well they say I'm too loud f**k this town
    39. Stone Temple Pilots: Plush
      Where ya going with that masterplan?
    40. Mobb Deep: Silver
      Come bite down on my shopping cart, And taste the dreams you've known were mine
    41. Lady Gaga: Paparazzi
      Pelvic ropes in the dark
    42. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
      There's a bathroom on the right.
    43. Selena Gomez: Good For You
      I'm only farting carrots
    44. Sleeping With Sirens: Do It Now Remember It Later
      Remember when they said do what we want will never before
    45. Pierce The Veil: Bulls In The Bronx
      Cause your a back to me everything
    46. Rihanna: Yeah, I Said It
      Yeah, I said it, Yeah, I said it, baby, Yeah, I said it, I f**k a tiger
    47. Queen: Now I'm Here
      Don't worry baby I'll save myself
    48. Jason Aldean: Amarillo Sky
      And pizza's worth the price of gold
    49. Olivia Newton-John: You're The One That I Want
      Meditate on my erection -- feel your way
    50. Amy Winehouse: You Know I'm No Good
      Sniff me out like I was takeaway
    51. Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers: Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
      Why do fools fall in the lake?
    52. Yes: Owner of a Lonely Heart
      Will you sleep with me when I'm gone?
    53. Lukas Graham: 7 Years
      I only see Mongols
    54. Nick Jonas: Levels
      Beef truck!
    55. Adele: When We Were Young
      wheneeeebriel ineeebriel
    56. Billy Talent: Fallen Leaves
      I swear, goddamn... will be my one last time!
    57. Chicago: Saturday In The Park
      saturday in the park i think it was the fu-ju-ju-, ji
    58. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your new lover , Treat her better, We gotta let go of all of our clothes*, We both know we ain't kids no more
    59. Iggy Azalea: Beg For It
      And don't need another man without his pants on me
    60. Walk The Moon: Shut up and dance
      She said shut up and dance with, This walnut is my destiny, She said oh oh, Shut up and dance with me
    61. Slipknot: Butcher's Hook
      My present feature t*ts
    62. Justin Bieber: What Do You Mean?
      What do you mint?, Ohh ohh ohh, When you nut you address, But you winner saloon, What do you mint?
    63. David Bowie: Suffragette City
      Something Jesse said
    64. Adele: Hello
      Hallow from the Under Siege
    65. Scorpions: No One Like You
      I get wet for the nights with you
    66. Jennifer Lopez: Jenny From the Block
      Don't be cruel to the Crocs that I got
    67. DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
      Waste down you're a masterpiece, Waste down you're a , masterpiece
    68. Pearl Jam: State of Love & Trust
      Still loving toast as I forced it down with peaches...
    69. Paul Simon: Kodachrome
      I got a nice old camera...
    70. Motley Crue: City Boy Blues
      Came to see the L.A. Rams, in my snake skin boots
    71. Soundtracks: Full House Theme / Everywhere you look
      Whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the , paperboy, even MTV?
    72. The Beach Boys: Surfin' U.S.A
      Bush bushy bon hairdos
    73. Cliff Richard: It's So Funny
      But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't gotten cheap
    74. Led Zeppelin: Your Time Is Gonna Come
      Ooh take me down, good electric
    75. Elton John: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
      Saturday night's alright for fighting, better than Election Day.
    76. Foster The People: Life On The Nickel
      Yet again I'm Muslim, Muslim, Muslim
    77. Foster The People: Life On The Nickel
      Hell yeah I'm awesome, awesome, awesome
    78. Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
      "So Hitler (oh Hitler) take us through the hours."
    79. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Maybe, this is what you came for. Lightning, , triceratops, shuh-knows.
    80. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Maybe this is what you came for. Lightning, , triceratops, shuh-knows.
    81. Blink 182: Bored to Death
      The whispers fade into ice cream
    82. Jefferson Airplane: Have You Seen the Saucers
      Have you seen the soft serve?
    83. Stevie Wonder: I Was Made to Love Her
      i would say hi to a chicken, and i love Maude Bentley, i haven't seen my wicked pants in years
    84. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
      You're my llama, not my rhino
    85. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      Yet I stole a car as I wandered on as clear as the , sun in the summer sky
    86. Plus 44: Weatherman
      I love the way you breed inside my head
    87. Starship: Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now
      Stanley's gone forever
    88. Chicago: Twenty-Five or Six to Four
      Felling like I've got to pee
    89. Police: Don't Stand So Close to Me
      Ghost a*****e close to me
    90. Desiigner: Panda
      The tropical eyes of a Grandma
    91. Quiet Riot: Come On Feel The Noize
      So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean goat , killer.
    92. Queen: Somebody to Love
      Everybody wants a poopy diaper
    93. Lin-Manuel Miranda: Non-Stop
      I'll keep on my pants close to my chest
    94. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your little Latin love, Treat her better, We've gotta let go of all of our clothes, we both know we ain't kids no more
    95. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Gotta love those cervix lovers
    96. AC/DC: Long Way To The Top
      Its a long way to the shop, if you wanna sausage roll
    97. 3 Days Grace: Riot
      You're not the only Juan, so get out!
    98. Gorillaz: Stylo
      mow the lawn, mow the lawn, Alyssas going to mow the lawm
    99. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      "Dirty Steve and the Thunder Chiefs"!!
    100. The Beach Boys: Barbara Ann
      Went to the dance, looking for a man,, saw Bob The Ram so I thought I'd take a chance!