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    Song: Africa

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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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    1. Take That: These Days
      Bee stings
    2. Ella Eyre: Even If
      It's funny how the be-good eel is smaller now
    3. UNKLE: Restless
      Got this sick kid feeling
    4. UNKLE: Restless
      Heartbroken house for two?
    5. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      Our stupid love
    6. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      Wishing I could make a brain
    7. UNKLE: Keys to the Kingdom
      I hit a dam, killed a saint
    8. Ariana Grande: Focus
      "f**k, f**k, f**k a zombie"
    9. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
      I told a mole, all them little gangstas who do you , think helped voldemort?
    10. ELO: Evil Woman
      he-he's a woman
    11. Sia: Chandelier
      I'm gonna fly like a pickle tonight, feel my feet as I cry.
    12. The Beatles: We Can Work It Out
      Wiggle and work it out
    13. Toto: Africa
      I bless the grains down in Africa
    14. The Neighbourhood: R.I.P. 2 My Youth
      I just peed in my shoes, And you could call this the funeral
    15. Lana del Ray: Terrence Loves You
      Ground control to Magic Tom
    16. Taylor Swift: Love Story
      You'll be the penis, I'll be the princess
    17. Michael Jackson: Stranger In Moscow
      Stalins thumb won't let me be
    18. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      I know that you're a wire
    19. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      Like a ghost in Michael's eye
    20. Queen: Killer Queen
      She keeps a-mowing her chamber, little pretty , cabinet, hipedee case she said, just like where we , ought to live!
    21. R.E.M.: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
      Co-menu jar-may-cer
    22. Queen: Innuendo
      Be free with your temple
    23. Kim Carnes: Bette Davis Eyes
      She's precocious and she knows just, What it takes to make a crow blush
    24. Suzi Quatro: Rock Hard
      She never takes a s**t
    25. Police: Every Breath You Take
      How my pooh hole aches...
    26. Breathe: Hands To Heaven
      Tonight you called my breasts love nests
    27. Lana del Ray: I Can Fly
      I was dreaming of a lake, dreaming of the water , where I'd rise like a penis.
    28. The Vamps: Wake Up
      You was dead but I told you, 'Open Up Your Eyes'
    29. Avicii: Talk To Myself
      Stolen by burning poetry
    30. Avicii: Talk To Myself
      Dogs go on holiday
    31. Avicii: True Believer
      Life's what you make it so live with clones
    32. Avicii: Somewhere in Stockholm
      My friends and my family's dead
    33. La Roux: Bulletproof
      This time baby I'll be, Flipper
    34. Florence + The Machine: You've Got the Love
      You cut the lawn, you cut the lawn
    35. One Direction: Perfect
      But if you like hot chocolate and the hotel approves
    36. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      is it the look in your eyes, or is it the dancing Jews
    37. Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
      I got the moods like Jagger
    38. Maroon 5: Sugar
      Shut up, yes please, won't you come and put it down on me
    39. Ariana Grande: Focus
      'Cause I'm about to put the mud away
    40. KDA: Turn the Music Louder (Rumble)
      You got me peanut butter power
    41. Sparks: Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat
      All I get is pull night, of course, Of course, of course, of course, of course, of , course
    42. Blur: Song 2
      Woo-hoo!, When I feel like going home, woo-hoo!
    43. Foo Fighters: My Hero
      There goes my hero,, So generic
    44. Radiohead: Creep
      What the helmet I'm doing here
    45. Radiohead: Bones
      Ground zero dust and ash
    46. Drake: Hotline Bling
      Sometimes you look like a pug
    47. Rupert Holmes: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
      Do you like penis colas, and getting high from the strain
    48. Lifehouse: Whatever It Takes
      I don't want some steak
    49. Asia: Carrie
      Garry, Garry
    50. Bee Gees: You Should Be Dancing
      Who's steppin on your little neck
    51. Judas Priest: Breaking the Law
      Bricky Galore, Bricky Galore
    52. Gallery: So Nice to Be With You
      "and it's so nice to hear you say, you're gonna , GREASE me in every way..."
    53. Magic!: Rude
      Marry that girl, Yeah no matter what you say, Marry that girl, Or I'll murder your family
    54. Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band: Tryin' to Live My Life Without You
      This is an old Miracles song,, old Miracles song!
    55. Jamie Lawson: Wasn't Expecting That
      You spent the night in my vein
    56. Stone Poneys: Different Drum
      I see no sense, and this crying and grieving will , both double our laundry if you live without me.
    57. Meghan Trainor: Lips are Moving
      Caught you making tacos with your tongue
    58. The Beatles: Dear Prudence
      Deep rodents, won't you come out to play
    59. Drake: Hotline Bling
      I'm living in a holo-blimp
    60. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
      "You play the retard on the MTV"
    61. Nickelback: How You Remind Me
      These five words in my head scream "Oh we have to , forgive!"
    62. Eric Burdon and the Animals: Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
      I'm just a soul whose intentions are good, Oh Lord, please don't let me be Mr. Magoo
    63. Drake: Hotline Bling
      You make me feel like a Digimon
    64. David Bowie: Let's Dance
      Let's dance -- for fear of gray chiffon
    65. Tinie Tempah: Trampoline
      Got my homework in my library
    66. Tinie Tempah: Trampoline
      Now her hand prints on my back seat
    67. Tinie Tempah: Trampoline
      Rolling with a Nazi
    68. Mark Schultz: I Have Been There
      I am Batman, I know what fear is all about, yes I am the Batman, and I'm standing with you now, I am Batman, and I came to build a bridge oh, so this road could lead you home, oh I am the Batman
    69. The Weeknd: The Hills
      I only f*** you when it's hot outside
    70. WSTRN: In2
      Don't be starting on farting your friends
    71. WSTRN: In2
      Granny's a hater
    72. Clean Bandit: Extraordinary
      People making choices they call vain
    73. Bobby Darin: Mack the Knife
      Now that Maggie's back in town
    74. The 1975: Girls
      They're just goats, breaking hearts
    75. Johnny Rivers: Secret Agent Man
      secret Asian man, secret Asian man
    76. Shakira: Whenever Wherever
      Heraldo, Heralda
    77. Guano Apes: Open Your Eyes
      Oh sexy mindless...
    78. Guano Apes: Open Your Eyes
      Open your eyes, open your mind, proud like a god on the tangerine lines...
    79. Kasabian: Thick as Thieves
      We wore stolen hearts, fitted souls
    80. The Fratellis: Vince The Lovable Stoner
      "...and I haven't seen a pimple in his eyes for 16 days."
    81. Sia: Alive
      I found silence in the strangest place
    82. Fall Out Boy: The Phoenix
      Throw on your herpes
    83. Calvin Harris: Drinking From The Bottle
      Just bottles and a pint,everybody won't eat
    84. Men At Work: Down Under
      He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich.
    85. John Mayer: No Such Thing
      I wanna run through the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the taco of my lungs.
    86. Rolling Stones: Jumpin' Jack Flash
      I was born in a class five hurricane
    87. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      "Big ol' Jed in a lineup"
    88. Ariana Grande: Why Try
      Kiss me hard. You love me then you cut me down, auf , wiedersehen
    89. The Killers: Mr. Brightside
      Jealousy turning saints into the sea, , Swimming through sick lullabies
    90. Fetty Wap: 679
      I'm a devil worshipper
    91. R.E.M.: Stand
      Your feet are going to be underground
    92. Young the Giant: Cough Syrup
      These b***hes in the sea they're staring at me
    93. Panic! At The Disco: Nine In The Afternoon
      It's nine in the afternoon, and Gerard is the size , of the moon.
    94. Macklemore: Downtown
      I went to the muppet store
    95. Creed: What If
    96. Fall Out Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down
      I'm just a notch in your belt pads, But you're just lie in a song
    97. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church i worship like a dog and , the s**h of your life i'll tell you my sins , so you can sharpen your knife offer me that , betless death good girl let me give you my , life
    98. Paul Simon: I Do It For Your Love
      Found a rotten old junk shop, And brought it home to you
    99. David Guetta: Missing You
      I'm tired of all the nazis
    100. Ed Sheeran: Thinking Out Loud
      Take me into your broken arms