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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

Here are the newest 100 misheard song lyrics!

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  1. Rembrandts: I'll Be There For You
    So no one told you this was gonna be this way
  2. Bow Wow Wow: I want candy
    Gonna see him when the sun goes down. Ain't no fun avoiding town.
  3. Capital Cities: Safe And Sound
    Safe and Sound dadadadound,, Dadadada Safe and Sound!, , I'll fill your cup, dadadadup!
  4. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Rush, rush, even downtown boys are scary
  5. Pegboard Nerds: Here It Comes
    Ketchup!
  6. Skrillex: Bangarang
    Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh shout to all my lost boys, free brownies!
  7. Russell Watson: Where My Heart Will Take Me
    I've got ertram, I've got faith, Enter the heart
  8. Merle Haggard: Grandma Harp
    We later sold the restaurant Sunday mornin'
  9. I call fives: Ready To Go
    I got a one way ticket for a two spray lip
  10. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Got a long list of Starbucks lovers
  11. Joni Mitchell: Big Yellow Taxi
    They came in the night and they put up a parking lot
  12. Trooper: Raise A Little Hell
    Pray for Little Hal
  13. Crush 40: His world
    Wear the ties as you move a thong
  14. Crush 40: What I'm made of
    Like a billion phases, I recognize them all
  15. Fleetwood Mac: Dreams
    When the rain one sheds you clean, you'll know
  16. Anthem Lights: Just Fall
    I would dive into Kenyans to save you
  17. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
    Last night I dreamed of some bagel
  18. Caramell: Caramelldansen
    Dance on your balls, Cat f****ing a handbag, Yours only yours, A walrus tickle dance pad, it's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said 'Look! Henry had a vagina , malfunction!'
  19. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I will beat up a guy
  20. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I will meet other guys.
  21. Linkin Park: Lost In The Echo
    So one last time I can see you
  22. Rihanna: Diamonds
    it was like a japanese verse
  23. Traditional: Jingle Bells
    oh what fun is to ride on whores open legs
  24. Eiffel 65: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
    I'm I would pee up and die.
  25. Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing
    Opticians in other places
  26. Alicia Keys: Empire State of Mind
    Or my name on monkeys found down on Broadway
  27. Amy Grant: Nobody Home
    They would tease the neighbor's butt off
  28. Maroon 5: Maps
    When I was at my worst down on my niece
  29. Ed Sheeran: I See Fire
    Calling out for the rope
  30. Bob Dylan: Tangled Up In Blue
    Tiger lovin' dude
  31. Zedd: Clarity
    Cause you are the piece of meat I wish I didn't eat
  32. Chumbawamba: Tubthumping
    I get knocked down, but like an elephant, you're , never gonna keep me down.
  33. Tove Lo: Habits
    I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex tubs, , watching freaky people eatin' a faun
  34. Daughtry: Crawling Back To You
    Why am I hacking weed any longer?
  35. Pokémon Soundtrack: Pokemon Theme (Indigo Intro/Closing)
    Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true, Our clourage will pull us through
  36. The Strokes: Under Cover Of Darkness
    "...jump out of bed into a vest."
  37. Maroon 5: Wake Up Call
    Go to Hell caught you in the morning with another , one in my bed
  38. Specials: Enjoy Yourself
    Endure yourself, it's later than you think, Endure yourself, while you're still in the pink, , 'Hello, I'm Terry and I'm going to endure myself first'
  39. The Cab: La la
    Like a sin for me
  40. Katy Perry: Dark Horse
    That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor, She can be my sleeping beauty, I gon' put her in a donut, Woo!
  41. Sia: Chandelier
    I'm gonna live like tomorrow's President Clinton, like , it's President Cli-in-ton
  42. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    Chill out, watch it, Al Gore.
  43. Kim Carnes: Bette Davis Eyes
    And she knows just what it takes to make a crow , blush
  44. Billy Ocean: Caribbean Queen
    Caribou cream, now we're sharing the same Twix...
  45. Led Zeppelin: Stairway To Heaven
    And if you listen very hard, a Jew will bother you a lot.
  46. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a Come-a to me Leon.
  47. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    They're golden dreams
  48. Kongos: Come With Me Now
    Whore, don't hit me now
  49. Vance Joy: Riptide
    Ooh Ooh Ooh and the car won't start
  50. Jackson Janet: Nasty
    Basket, basketball.. don't mean a thing, Oh you basketball!
  51. Vance Joy: Riptide
    Oh baby, running down to the riptipe.
  52. Blu Cantrell: Heroes
    Anybody but the narwhal
  53. Mamas and the Papas: Words of Love
    Words of love, so soft and tender won't wither girls' hearts anymore
  54. The Beatles: Come Together
    He got marijuana
  55. Golden Earring: Radar Love
    I was driving in a fat man's red underwear, When a voice in my head said "Wear high heels.", Well, the baby's cryin', guess I need you here, And it's a half-assed whore so I'm shifting gear
  56. Doobie Brothers: Black Water
    I'd like to hear some f**king Dixieland
  57. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Got a long list of flummoxed lovers
  58. Andrew Lloyd Webber: Angel of Music
    Christine, you must have been drinking
  59. Marilyn Manson: Beautiful People
    The beautiful meatball,the beautiful meatball
  60. Kate Bush: Violin
    Get the bow going, let it scream to me, by all means, by all means, , by all means!
  61. Starship: We Built This City
    We broke this city with rocks and rolls.
  62. The New Pornographers: Dancehall Domine
    Well we call him Dancehall Dominick
  63. Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing
    We are the zoltan's
  64. Eric Clapton: I Shot The Sheriff
    I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the death , beauty.
  65. Abba: Chiquitita
    Chicken Tikka, tell me what's wrong.
  66. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
    Them good girls, straight master beaters.
  67. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
    Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Comedian
  68. A-Ha: The Living Daylights
    Hey liar, where're you going, I swear your lips are showing
  69. Guy Sebastian: Linger
    Old man, ha!
  70. Serena Ryder: Heavy Love
    Then turn around and hold me so tight I could inbreed
  71. Carly Rae Jepsen: Tonight I'm Getting Over You
    I wanna smash your feet
  72. Boston: Used to Bad News
    I've gotten used to being used.
  73. Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Those Cannan Days
    Those canine days
  74. Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
    I drive off in my car., In my Chervrolet, I go
  75. Extreme: Get The Funk Out
    But you better change your rat tattoo!, (I don't like what I see here!)
  76. Maroon 5: Wipe Your Eyes
    I'll run my (really bad c-word) across your cheek
  77. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
    Thunderstood!
  78. Cimorelli: You're Worth It
    You're more than labels, more than pain, Baby, you're born and you're the same
  79. Buddy Knox: Party Doll
    She had long hair and nice boobs
  80. Jay-Z: Niggas in Paris
    Does you pray? Does you, Christ?
  81. Huey Lewis & the News: The Heart of Rock 'n Roll
    The heart of rock and roll is Topeka
  82. AC/DC: Highway to Hell
    Hey, Satan! Hand my Jews.
  83. AC/DC: Highway to Hell
    Sees a (word that can't be spoken) on a one way ride.
  84. Charlie XCX: Break The Rules
    Going to the discotheque, Getting high and gaining weight
  85. Maroon 5: Love Somebody
    I really wanna hump somebody
  86. Lil John: Turn Down For What
    Turn down the walk!
  87. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
    Gotta love those Starbucks lovers
  88. Abba: Dancing Queen
    You are the dancing queen, something green
  89. Bruno Mars: Uptown Funk
    Stop, Wait a minute, Fill my cup put some (the word that can't be uttered) in it
  90. Echosmith: Cool Kids
    I wish that I could be like the cookies
  91. Reamonn: Star
    You know I'd do almost anything for you my garden , light
  92. Sia: Chandelier
    I'm gonna swing from the sugar leaves
  93. Hozier: Take Me to Church
    Take me to church, I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of your life, I'll tell you my sense, so you can sharpen your knife, Hope for me that breathless breath, And good God, let me give you my wife!
  94. Dragon: April Sun
    Take me to the airport down in houston
  95. The Kooks: Naive
    I know, she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
  96. AC/DC: Thunderstruck
    Funyuns na na na na na na na na Funyuns
  97. Jose Feliciano: Feliz Navidad
    The police took my dog
  98. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could do
  99. Tina Turner: What's Love Got To Do With It
    What's long, Dr. Doom, Dr. duel it?, What's long, but a second hanging motion?
  100. Elton John: Hercules
    God damn Hercules

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