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    1. Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman
      Skin to skin, on my nuts
    2. Go West: King of Wishful Thinking
      I'm the king of wishbone breaking
    3. Megadeth: Set the World Afire
      Distorted figures walk the streets, it's 1999
    4. Everclear: Wonderful
      Mama's sins mean everything when you're little , and the world's so big
    5. Vampire Weekend: Step
      I feel it in my balls, I feel it in my balls
    6. Simply Red: The Ghost of Love
      Don't be afraid of the toaster love
    7. The Cars: Let's Go
      She never rakes her lawn
    8. Justin Timberlake: Mirrors
      And I'll tell you baby, it was easy coming back , into you once I fingered an owl.
    9. Connor Byers: Ghost
      You know the jew can come into the light
    10. Nick Jonas: Close
      This place was just a world in a persona that was hard to get , too close
    11. Major Lazer: Lean On
      Ruckus, firebomb, we all need someone to lean on
    12. Abba: Take A Chance On Me
      Upgrade to a love affair
    13. Abba: Voulez Vous
      Beetle ate my hair
    14. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      I'm bringing sexy back (Dad!)
    15. Rebecca Black: Friday
      Gotta be French, gotta go downstairs
    16. Rick Astley: Together Forever
      Together forever, and never Tupac
    17. Annette Funicello: Tall Paul
      Chalk On The Sidewalk Dishes On A Tree
    18. Morbid Angel: Lord Of All Fevers And Plague
      We are all soccer! We are soccer!
    19. Fear Factory: Resurrection
      Consummate memories...
    20. John Legend: All of Me
      Cause all the meat
    21. Taylor Swift: 22
      I don't know about you, But I feel like dirty poo
    22. Taylor Swift: All too well
      We're singing in the car, getting lost up in , space., The Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into , place,, And I can picture it after all these days
    23. Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
      Annie eat a cupcake, Eat a cupcake, Eat a cupcake Annie
    24. Michael Jackson: Bad
      Cause I'm fat, I'm fat
    25. Michael Jackson: Bad
      Your brother's mine
    26. Kelly Clarkson: Catch My Breath
      "catch Nonpareils"
    27. Bruce Springsteen: Prove it all night
      I kissed a seal
    28. Clash: I Fought The Law
      I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
    29. Mark Ronson: Uptown's First Finale
      Nine inches short of them fakers, fakers, Nine inches short of them fakers, fakers, Nine inches short of them fakers
    30. Fool's Garden: Lemon Tree
      Isolation, Is not good for me, Isolation, I don't want to sit on the lavatory
    31. Victoria Rocks: Kickin\' It with You
      Here we go, let's start the party, Chop it up like it's karate, Every butt hey
    32. Traditional: What Child is This
      Haste, haste to bring Him laud,, To bathe the Son of Mary.
    33. Kinks: Come Dancing
      The day they knocked down the Palais, 100 children died, just died
    34. Steam Powered Giraffe: Honeybee
      Derpentine erase me Hulk
    35. Patrick Stump: Greed
      Oh my, oh my god the geckoes
    36. Abba: Waterloo
      Waterloo always be feeding you on the wall
    37. Lionel Richie: Stuck on you
      Stuck in you...
    38. Fetty Wap: Trap Queen
      She my drag queen
    39. Police: Canary In A Coal Mine
      Canary in a coma
    40. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      No I ain't got gas,, I ain't got gas,, But I got you baby.
    41. Lady Gaga: Applause
      Make a thrill now, Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch, (Maybe it's the ambiance) Make a thrill now, Put your hands up, make 'em touch, touch
    42. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Ask all my other lovers, They'll tell you I'm insane
    43. Rupert Holmes: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
      If you like waking up at midnight in the dew , suffocate
    44. Tinie Tempah: Written In The Stars
      Another boys night another gay one
    45. Brenda Lee: Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
      Later we'll have some f**kin pie
    46. Elton John: Tiny Dancer
      You Had A Pissy Day Today
    47. Abba: S.O.S.
      Octagon, Pumpkin eye, cherry pie can't go on
    48. MC Chris: Holiday Rap
      We're all going on a summer holiday,, If you want to go, you'll swim.
    49. Bon Jovi: It's My Life
      Like Frankenstein, I did it my way.
    50. Coldplay: A Sky Full of Stars
      It's a Family Feud.
    51. Basil Poledouris: Hymn to Red October
      f**k Ukraine.
    52. Locash Cowboys: I love this life
      I love my elmo hat
    53. Jimmy Buffett: Volcano
      I don't know where I'm gonna go when the bartender closes
    54. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Boys from Sugartown Bay
    55. Shawn Mendes: Stitches
      She's farting on some bodies
    56. Phantom Of The Opera: Don Juan Triumphant
      She believes she dines with me, and her master's butt ugly!
    57. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Scar Tissue
      This rusty shed has a lonely view
    58. Michael Jackson: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
      mama say mama saw my moccasins
    59. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      I see librarians walking away
    60. Jimmy Buffett: Margaritaville
      "But I know...it's my own gran'pa".
    61. Billy Ray Cyrus: Achy Breaky Heart
      Tell your Aunt Louise, to get down on her knees
    62. The Temptations: Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
      When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made
    63. Selena Gomez: Hands to Myself
      All of the dogs and the others keep making love to each other
    64. Aerosmith: Back in the Saddle
      I'm riding, I really gotta piss some
    65. Freak Nasty: Da' Dip
      I put my hand up on the hippie
    66. Billy Squier: The Stroke
      Poor man sopes
    67. Panic! At The Disco: Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
      So disaster avoids and all the queen girls
    68. Prince: Raspberry Beret
      She ordered a raspberry parfait
    69. Adele: When We Were Young
      Inebriate
    70. Dionne Warwick: I Say A Little Prayer
      I run for the busty. While writing I finger , lusty.
    71. Theme Songs: Flintstones
      Let's ride with the family down the street. , Through the curtains see the friends you , meet.
    72. ELO: Rock and Roll is King
      She loves that Dramamine, she goes dancin' on down the street
    73. David Bowie: Fame
      Goody for you, son of a b**ch, gotta get a record on
    74. Danny Elfman: This is Halloween
      Tender dumplings everywhere
    75. Fall Out Boy: Centuries
      Some lead in my toe
    76. Beck: Loser
      "Sore hand in the door., I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
    77. Three Days Grace: Pain
      This life is filled with herp when happiness doesn't work
    78. Flume: Never Be Like You
      Please just look me in my face, Tell me everything's okay, Psychotic, Never be like you
    79. Bush: Machinehead
      Mushy head
    80. ZZ Top: Tush
      I'm just lookin' for some touch.
    81. The Who: Eminence Front
      President Trump, President Trump
    82. The Band Perry: Done
      You're one b***h I'd like to burn.
    83. Nirvana: Negative Creep
      I'm an egg in a creek! I'm an egg in a creek! I'm , an egg in a creek and I'm stoned!
    84. Zayn: Pillowtalk
      It's our paradise, Mr Oizo
    85. MOWE: Lovers Friends
      You'll be my home made
    86. Soundtracks: Theme - Help!, It's the Hair Bear Bunch
      In the Wonderland Zoo., We're the surgeon bears who, Stay at home every night,, Never quarrel or fight ...
    87. Ed Sheeran: Photograph
      I kept this love in a paragraph.
    88. Skrillex: Breakin' a Sweat
      I'm breakin' a swag. It's all right
    89. Talking Heads: Once in a Lifetime
      Anakin dance go by
    90. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche,
    91. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      And spittle Pearly Shearly, with his anus curly-wurly, and asked my if I needed a bite.
    92. Sade: Smooth Operator
      Oooooh, operetta
    93. Coldplay: Adventure Of A Lifetime
      We are diamonds taking s**t
    94. Eve 6: Leech
      Like a seedling dropped from an old oak tree, , your s**t don't hide no sun from me
    95. Beyonce: Single Ladies
      I'm a single lettuce
    96. C.W. McCall: Convoy
      We gonna roll this f***in' convoy 'cross the USA, , Convoy
    97. David Bowie: Ashes to Ashes
      Do you remember a garden spade...
    98. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Condom style!
    99. Devo: Whip It
      tattoo detective
    100. Dean Martin: Winter Wonderland
      later on we'll expire as we dream by the fire