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Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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  1. Static-X: Fix
    Covered in jello, Gremlin, Banana Fix
  2. The Offspring: Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
    At least you know you can always grow up and be , lame
  3. Bangles: Manic Monday
    It's just another man in London, I wish it was , thunderin'
  4. No Vacancy: Fight
    Now you stole my gravy
  5. Counting Crows: Big Yellow Taxi
    A gay pair of guys just put up a parking lot
  6. Michael Jackson: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    I go insane to the sound of microsoft.
  7. Lady Gaga: Bad Romance
    Want John Barrowman.
  8. Taylor Swift: Shake It Off
    My fingers gonna break, break, break, break, break, And the bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
  9. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    oh it's better than a pack of Slais!
  10. Mike Oldfield: Moonlight Shadow
    I'm crazy
  11. The Who: Behind Blue Eyes
    No one Know what it's like , To be the Batman, To be the bad man, Behind blue eyes
  12. Hanson: MMMBop
    A man who was asian took his life, he only wanted to relax
  13. Keane: Somewhere Only We Know
    So tell me when you're gonna let me in, I'm getting hard and I need somewhere to begin
  14. Eminem: Sing For The Moment
    From standin' on corners and porches just rappin', To havin' abortions, no more kissin' ass
  15. Hall & Oates: Maneater
    The woman is wild, you can tell by her purple Jaguar
  16. Swedish House Mafia: Don't You Worry Child
    Across the hill where I had my first Pottybreak.
  17. AC/DC: Rock 'N Roll Dream
    Keep running all around me, circumcise all about
  18. Pharrell Williams: Marylin Monroe
    The diarrhea is happening again
  19. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
    In the maze, all these eagles wanna hawk like they , got some s**t to say but nothin' comes out 'cause , when they move their nips it's just a bunch of , gibberish. M ****ker, have you forgot about May?!
  20. Maroon 5: Maps
    "So I'm swallowing the meth that leads to you"
  21. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    I'm a blind limbo girl and a fan city world
  22. AC/DC: Hells Bells
    A couple (of) fellows gonna take you to hell.
  23. Traditional: Jingle Bells
    Making spearmint Sprite.
  24. Madonna: Into the Groove
    I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
  25. Falco: Rock Me Amadeus
    Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot , tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot , tomatoes, oh oh oh Hot tomatoes,
  26. O-zone: Dragostea Din Tei
    Sound that beep, That seat unique
  27. Rej3ctz: Cat Daddy
    Did my cat, manny
  28. One Direction: Midnight Memories
    Big *** body with a crowded kitchen
  29. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    I'm a bumpy girl, in a bumpy world.
  30. Aqua: Barbie Girl
    C'mon body let's go potty.
  31. Ed Sheeran: Don't
    I like Delilah
  32. Kongos: Come With Me Now
    I've wasted thyme, I've wasted bread
  33. Dr. Dre: Forgot About Dre
    In this maze, , All these eagles gonna hawk, , Like they got some **** to say, , But nothin' comes out, , 'Cause when they move their nips, , It's just a bunch o' gibberish, , Mother ****er, have you forgot about May?
  34. Gwen Stefani: If I Was a Rich Girl
    my cash flowing out the other end
  35. The Cab: Animal
    My nipple nation
  36. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
  37. BTO: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
    B-b-b-baby if you say to the midnight man, yet.
  38. Coldplay: Magic
    I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't, no, I don't , anybody else that chews.
  39. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
  40. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
    We're on the mexican cookie
  41. Standards: Davy Crockett
    Killed himself in a fire when he was only 3
  42. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    And the last known survivor sticks his bread in the knife
  43. Smashing Pumpkins: Bullet With Butterfly Wings
    The world is a vampire, sent to Jane
  44. Jason Derulo: wiggle
    Go head, and go ham sandwich
  45. Eminem: The monster
    I'm friends with the monster the son of my bed
  46. Oklahoma (The Musical): The Farmer and the Cowman
    Territory folks should stick together,, Territory folks should all be pals., Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,, Farmers dance with the ranchers' cows.
  47. Huey Lewis & the News: Workin' For a Livin'
    Honey got a condo, two hundred rent., I get a check on Friday, but it's already spent.
  48. Lady Gaga: Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)
    Get your aardvarks ready to rumble!
  49. Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon: Who's got the pain
    Who's the penguin they do the mambo who's got the penguin , they go URK!
  50. Blues Traveler: Run Around
    once upon a midnight dreary
  51. Rolling Stones: Sway
    Hey, plant skiers, out on the dubstep brown, Mama France of all the burial ground, Ants stamp the feeling, bet soap rot down, Its just that evil eye forgot me in its way.
  52. Sage the Gemini: Gas Pedal
    I saw the writing on your *ss, and yeah I'm ready baby.
  53. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Me and my Friends
    Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pee in my Pants!
  54. Katy Perry: Roar
    I used to bite my bum and hold my breath
  55. Green Day: American Idiot
    And can you hear the sound of the stereo?
  56. Hootie and the Blowfish: Only Wanna Be With You
    I only got a three-inch tool!
  57. George Harrison: I've Got My Mind Set On You
    My girlfriend might sit on you
  58. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Down on the Corner
    Willie and the boat boys are payin'
  59. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    Oh they're sweet and-a wonderful
  60. Dion: Runaround Sue
    She goes down on other guys
  61. Ray LaMontagne: Drive-In Movies
    "...drying moo lips..."
  62. Meat Loaf: Who is the Leader of the People
    I swear I heard the man say, "Pumping as*!"
  63. Weezer: My Name Is Jonas
    My name is Wheatfield
  64. Weird Al Yankovic: Slime Creatures From Outer Space
    Science teachers from outer space
  65. Lemon Demon: Bill Watterson
    And I brought shears to cut your bovine
  66. Frank Zappa: Wowie Zowie
    I don't even care if your dad's a he
  67. Beck: Loser
    Forces of evil in a Pozo nightmare
  68. Weird Al Yankovic: Like A Surgeon
    Better give me all your gosmers
  69. Lynyrd Skynyrd: Simple Man
    Be a simple condom man
  70. Nirvana: Anuerysm
    She keeps a puppet straight in my heart
  71. Nirvana: Stain
    I'm Mustaine
  72. Nirvana: Downer
    Don't feel guilty masturbating
  73. Snoop Dogg: Who Am I (What's My Name)?
    Long Beach is the spot where I served McCain
  74. Pearl Jam: Black
    Tattooed on Hi-C
  75. Cream: Sunshine of Your Love
    I'll give you my dog surprise
  76. Velvet Revolver: Fall To Pieces
    Fellow p*ssants
  77. My Chemical Romance: Mama
    Well mother was the warden to my legs and to my tongue
  78. Prince: Seven
    And every evil hole goes for the giant spiders, Their 7 tears, but do not fear
  79. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh shush: "keep her down now." You're so scary!
  80. Lady Gaga: Telephone
    Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'Cause I'm Ted Danson
  81. Derek and the Dominos: Layla
    Darlin' won't you please not worry now
  82. Elton John: Sad Songs Say So Much
    I'll hold the skunk
  83. Roger Waters: The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking
    I farted on the plain, Did you understand the music Yoko, Or was it all in vain?, [Child:] "Shane...", The fish s**t mystical
  84. Hall & Oates: She's Gone
    My face ain't looking at a young girl
  85. George Thorogood: One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer
    One burger, one scotch, and one beer
  86. Yes: Roundabout
    In and around the lake,, Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there
  87. Stevie Nicks: Edge Of Seventeen
    Just like the one wing duck, sings a song, sounds like she's singin, oo oo ooo
  88. Macy Gray: I Try
    I try to say goodbye to my soul, Try to walk away in my sorrow, Though I try to hide it, it's clear, I blow bubbles when you are not here
  89. Broiler: Rays of Light
    Waste of light, that's what we are
  90. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    You know I read it in a pack of Zaine uh
  91. Rita Ora: Savior
    Seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly , better than you
  92. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros: Home
    Alabama, Audenshaw, I do love my Ma and Pa, Not the way that I do love you
  93. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
  94. Madden Brothers: we are done
    We are dumb
  95. Ramones: Rockaway Beach
    Rockaway b***h
  96. Cat Stevens: Sad Lisa
    Tell me what's making you sad, Li
  97. Guess Who: Clap For The Wolfman
    Black Powder Romance
  98. Zac Brown Band: Where The Boat Leaves From
    Get away to where the boat leaves from, It takes away, I love your big brown arms
  99. George Thorogood: Bad To The Bone
    On the day I was born, The nurses all gathered 'round, And they gazed at the white wonder
  100. Janis Joplin: Down On Me
    Lipstick everybody in this whole round world

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