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    1. The Beach Boys: Surfin' U.S.A
      Bush bushy bon hairdos
    2. Cliff Richard: It's So Funny
      But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't gotten cheap
    3. Led Zeppelin: Your Time Is Gonna Come
      Ooh take me down, good electric
    4. Elton John: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
      Saturday night's alright for fighting, better than Election Day.
    5. Foster The People: Life On The Nickel
      Yet again I'm Muslim, Muslim, Muslim
    6. Foster The People: Life On The Nickel
      Hell yeah I'm awesome, awesome, awesome
    7. Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
      "So Hitler (oh Hitler) take us through the hours."
    8. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Maybe, this is what you came for. Lightning, , triceratops, shuh-knows.
    9. Calvin Harris: This Is What You Came For
      Maybe this is what you came for. Lightning, , triceratops, shuh-knows.
    10. Blink 182: Bored to Death
      The whispers fade into ice cream
    11. Jefferson Airplane: Have You Seen the Saucers
      Have you seen the soft serve?
    12. Stevie Wonder: I Was Made to Love Her
      i would say hi to a chicken, and i love Maude Bentley, i haven't seen my wicked pants in years
    13. Culture Club: Karma Chameleon
      You're my llama, not my rhino
    14. Boston: More Than A Feeling
      Yet I stole a car as I wandered on as clear as the , sun in the summer sky
    15. Plus 44: Weatherman
      I love the way you breed inside my head
    16. Starship: Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now
      Stanley's gone forever
    17. Chicago: Twenty-Five or Six to Four
      Felling like I've got to pee
    18. Police: Don't Stand So Close to Me
      Ghost a*****e close to me
    19. Desiigner: Panda
      The tropical eyes of a Grandma
    20. Quiet Riot: Come On Feel The Noize
      So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean goat , killer.
    21. Queen: Somebody to Love
      Everybody wants a poopy diaper
    22. Lin-Manuel Miranda: Non-Stop
      I'll keep on my pants close to my chest
    23. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your little Latin love, Treat her better, We've gotta let go of all of our clothes, we both know we ain't kids no more
    24. Taylor Swift: Blank Space
      Gotta love those cervix lovers
    25. AC/DC: Long Way To The Top
      Its a long way to the shop, if you wanna sausage roll
    26. 3 Days Grace: Riot
      You're not the only Juan, so get out!
    27. Gorillaz: Stylo
      mow the lawn, mow the lawn, Alyssas going to mow the lawm
    28. AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
      "Dirty Steve and the Thunder Chiefs"!!
    29. The Beach Boys: Barbara Ann
      Went to the dance, looking for a man,, saw Bob The Ram so I thought I'd take a chance!
    30. 2-Pac Shakur: I'd rather be your N-I-G-G-A
      Why yo' eyes rollin' Luke seen ya girl & I ain't , goin' nowhere...
    31. Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)
      A penis which is green....
    32. Phish: Hayley's Comet
      HELL IS COMING
    33. Gabriella Cilmi: Sweet About Me
      Nothing's scene about me, yeah.
    34. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      He already knows that my wall is fire
    35. Paul Simon: Kodachrome
      Momma don't take my homegrown away
    36. Johnny Rivers: Secret Agent Man
      Secret Asian man
    37. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Consider this, Consider this, the time that sent you read, Consider this, this will, That brought me to my knees, praying, Waterfalls and Spanish seas come, Maybe, now, Now I've said too much
    38. Steve Miller Band: Jet Airliner
      We go down to the line up...
    39. Sia: Cheap Thrills
      Hi the dumpster
    40. Cliff Richard: It's So Funny
      Ipso facto, we don't talk any more
    41. Axwell & Ingrosso: Thinking About You
      Think about your tush
    42. CeCe Peniston: Finally
      Finally you've come along, The way I feel about you, It just gives me the runs
    43. Lukas Graham: What Happened to Perfect
      I am a genderless man
    44. Red Hot Chili Peppers: By the Way
      soft wood, in line, cashback, hot dog
    45. Wham!: I'm your man
      First comes Sal's cremation
    46. Toto: Africa
      I stopped a notepad along the way
    47. Bruno Mars: Marry You
      Shots up a troll/Shots of patrol
    48. Ellie Goulding: On my mind
      Why I got you on my money.
    49. Coldplay: Adventure Of A Lifetime
      Turn your magic on to me she'd say
    50. Twenty One Pilots: Polarize
      Help me bowl of rice, help me bowl of rice
    51. Within Temptation: Caged
      He took my fav'rite shoe!
    52. Don McLean: American Pie
      Throw the machete to the levy when the levy was dry.
    53. Don McLean: American Pie
      Throw my machete to the levee and the levee was dry
    54. Earth, Wind and Fire: Shining Star
      Winnie Witch has found a star...
    55. Lou Reed: N.Y. Stars
      Like the villains, Squirtle and the slain
    56. Ram Jam: Black Betty
      Oh Black Belly, bamalam
    57. Steely Dan: Reelin' In The Years
      Are you ringing in the ears
    58. Metallica: For Whom The Bell Tolls
      Mega-sprite on the hill in the early day
    59. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      Hear bees are loud, Empanadas, Final Runescape, Man down ages
    60. Future: Low Life
      Go 'head and now s**t on the floor now
    61. Mindless Self Indulgence: Ala Mode
      I got 31 flavors to make you want my lever, baby
    62. Michael Jackson: Black or White
      And I told Havati Quati , In the truth either you're wrong or you're right.
    63. Rocky Horror Picture Soundtrack: Planet Schmanet, Janet
      You're essential as a pencil
    64. Huey Lewis & the News: Heart of Rock and Roll
      They say the harder rock and roll is still beaten, And from what I've seen I believe 'em, Now the old boy may be barely breathin', But the harder rock and roll,, Harder rock and roll is still beaten
    65. Gordon Lightfoot: Early Morning Rain
      "Can't jump John Wayne, like a freight train."
    66. Prince: Seven
      With an intellect and the sidewalk there
    67. R.E.M.: Man On The Moon
      Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street, baby?
    68. Pink: Just Like Fire
      Just like fire, burning up the way. f**king up the world in just , one day.
    69. Chris Rea: Fool If You Think It's Over
      OOOH, I think it's over ....
    70. Daft Punk: Get Lucky
      I'm up on Mexican Loki.
    71. 21 Pilots: Stressed out
      tonthengood dope days
    72. The Beach Boys: Barbara Ann
      Barbara Ann ate my ham.
    73. Lady Gaga: Just Dance
      Just dance, spin that f*cktard babe
    74. Sarah Brightman: Time to say Goodbye
      Your brother, your sister, oh P.U.
    75. Bon Iver: Holocene
      Shake and bake, stick with her
    76. Stevie Nicks: Stand Back
      Dancing Nittany Lions
    77. Justin Timberlake: Mirrors
      Show me how to fight for now, And I'll tell you, baby, it was easy, Comin' back here to you once I fingered an owl
    78. Nicki Minaj: Starships
      Beating like a drunk man is coming your way.
    79. America: Ventura Highway
      Alligator lizards in the air, in the air...
    80. Eric Clapton: I Shot The Sheriff
      But I Swear it Wasn't Succotash
    81. Eminem: Beautiful
      Lately I've been haunting Reese
    82. Maroon 5: Sugar
      When i'm without you, i'm smoking weed
    83. Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
      You can't have me as your penpal, I'm going back to my mom
    84. BTO: Takin' Care Of Business
      Takin' care of business, pigs on ice!
    85. Toto: Africa
      sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress o'er the , Serengeti
    86. Def Leppard: Photograph
      i see your face every time i see every single , ragozine
    87. Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
      no dark sark has them in the classroom
    88. Pink Floyd: Pigs (Three Different Ones)
      haha,sheharazad.
    89. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Yeah your finger in the pudding baby
    90. Adele: Send My Love (To Your New Lover)
      Send my love to your new lover., Cheat her better.
    91. Electro Velvet: Still In Love With You
      Sodding b***h!
    92. Demi Lovato: Made in the usa
      Baby you're a saint
    93. Rihanna: Stay
      Pikachu the steak
    94. Nine Inch Nails: Head Like a Hole
      The score is four to one; You serve.
    95. Porno for Pyros: Pets
      Were gonna make fake pets well make fake pets
    96. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      She seems to have an invisible touch yeah, She reaches in and grabs right, holy airport!
    97. 54-40: She-La
      John Cena
    98. Jessie J: Bang Bang
      She's got a body like an albatross
    99. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
      Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shooting some people outside of the school
    100. David Bowie: Young Americans
      Sit on your hands on the buses to flavors, Blushing at all the apple sheelers.