Anonymous's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| Save Ferris | Goodbye | Now you're back And you're beggin' pleaseCrawling on your hands and knees | Now you're back And you're big and greenCrawling on your hands and knees |
| Eagles | Heartache Tonight | There's gonna be a heartache tonight,A heartache tonight, I know.There's gonna be a heartache tonight, I know.Lord, I know. | There's gonna be a party tonight,A party tonight, I know.There's gonna be a party tonight, I know.Lord, I know. |
| Eiffel 65 | Blue (Da Ba Dee) | I'm blue da ba dee da ba die... | I'm blue I believe I will die... |
| Pink | 'Cuz I Can | Yeah I'm super thickPeople say I'm much too chick | Yeah I'm super d**kPeople say I'm much too thick |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Like a fireDon't need waterLike a juryNeeds a liarLike a riotDon't need orderLike a madmanNeeds a martyr | Like a fireDon't need wantonLike a jewl'ryNeeds a lionLike a riotDon't need OdonLike a madmanNeeds a martyr |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | The Red Flag waving never meant the same... noThe Red Flag waving never meant the same... go! | The Red Flag waving never meant the same... noThe Red Flag waving never meant the same... doh! |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Build a ladder if there's a wallDon't be afraid to slip and fallSpeak for yourself or they'll speak for you | Doesn't matter if there's a warDon't be a fright or you'll slip and fallSpeak for yourself or they'll speak for you |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | Like the pawn checkmates a King | Like a project mates a King |
| t.a.T.u. | Malchik Gay | Malchik gay | My chicky |
| R.E.M. | Losing My Religion | Trying to keep up with you | Trying to keep a view |
| Good Charlotte | The Anthem | This is the anthemThrow all your hands up | This is the anthemBlow all your heads up |
| Nickelback | How You Remind Me | These five words in my headScream "Are we having fun yet?" | Despite words in my headScream "Are we having fun yet?" |
| Joni Mitchell | Big Yellow Taxi | They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. | They paid paradise to put up a f**king law. |
| Good Charlotte | The Anthem | Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh) | Another is a rat-dog (Whoa-oh) |
| Nickelback | How You Remind Me | I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling | I'm sick of Simon and this sense of feeling |
| Mindless Self Indulgence | 1989 | Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes, polo tieThe next big thing for five years runningIt's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing at my fistsI see they breed you by the boatloadBack off you little whoresGet 'em on all foursAnd let me beat you to the f**king punch bowl | Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes one more timeThe next big thing for five years: Rodney!It's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing Emma BitsI see they eat you by t |
| Jennifer Lopez | Love Don't Cost a Thing | Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolley bling | Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolly thing |
| Abba | Money, Money, Money | To Las Vegas or Monaco | To Las Vegas and be in a show |
| System Of A Down | B.Y.O.B. | Why don't presidents fight the warWhy do they always send the poor | Why does our presence fight the warWhy do we go to Singapore |
| Justin Timberlake | Sexy Back | Go 'head be gone with it | Go hefty cone women |
| Blondie | The Tide Is High | I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that. | I'm not the kind of girl who gives out drugs like that. |
| The Viscounts | Who Put the Bomp | That made my baby fall in love with me. | That made my gravy fall in love with me. |
| Las Ketchup | Aserejé | sebiunouva majabi an | You know what my hobby is. |
| Billy Talent | Red Flag | The Red Flag waving never meant the same. | Tourette's women never sound the same. |
| Lit | I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well | And it's a sin to live so well | And it's obscene to live so well |
| Elvis Presley | Hard Headed Woman | If she ever went away I'd cry around the clock. | She messes around with a crayon like it's a truck. |
| Dresden Dolls, The | Girl Anachronism | and the bathtub full of flies | and the butter full of flies |
| Ben Folds Five | One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces | One Angry Dwarf | One Angry Tortoise |
| Weezer | Hash Pipe | I've got my hash pipe. | I've got my ass wipe. |
| Lifehouse | Sick Cycle Carousel | I tried to climb your steps | That's right! I climbed your steps. |
| Lit | I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well | Paranoia paranoiaEverybody's coming to get me | Television televisionEverybody's coming to get me |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | No one's getting smarter no one's learning the score | No one's getting started no one's running the store |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | Like a spreading disease | Like a credit disease |
| The Offspring | Come Out And Play | The kids are strappin' on their way to the classroom | The kids are strappin' on their way to the bathroom |
| System Of A Down | Chic'N'Stu | Pepperoni and green peppersMushrooms, olive, chives | Pepperoni, angry peppersMushrooms, olive, chives |
| System Of A Down | Chic'N'Stu | Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy | Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie |
| Blur | Song 2 | And I'm pins and I'm needles | And I'm pissing a needle |
| Aqua | Lollipop (Candyman) | Bountyland | Bouncyland |
| Derek and the Dominos | Layla | Layla | Bay-bah |
| Flight of the Conchords | If You're Into It | Gettin' nude with his food | Gettin' lude with his food |
| Flight of the Conchords | If You're Into It | But if you want we could double team you | But if you want we could double tenue |
| The Arrogant Worms | The Guy with Computer Know-How | (Technically that would be you) | (Check with me, that would be you) |
| Ramones | I Want To Be Sedated | Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go | Do you wanna, wanna, wanna fall out the door? |
| James Brown | I Feel Good | I feel good, I knew that I would, now | I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't |
| Garbage | Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go) | You could make grown men gasp | You could make the Roman gasp |
| E-Type | Back In The Loop | There is no way to stop the yellow danger. | There is no way to stop the yellow thing. |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled | Sluts and drinks, I won't get pickled |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | It's not easy having yourself a good time | It's not easy having Luce do a good tie |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | Greasing up those bets and betters | Greasing up those beds and feathers |
| Scissor Sisters | I Can't Decide | If I stop now call me a quitter | Buy stock now, call me a quitter |
| Billy Joel | Piano Man | And the piano sounds like a carnival | And the piano sounds like a carnivore |
| Ladytron | Ghosts | made you a prisoner inside your own secrecy | made you a prisoner inside your own secret sea |
| Ladytron | Ghosts | made you up and split from one thousand enemies | made you up and split from one thousand diamond rings |
| Peter Gabriel | Steam | You know your plastic from your cash | You know your gut speaks for your cash |
| Billy Preston | Nothing From Nothing | I'm a soldier in the war on poverty | I'm a soldier in the wormhole mythology |
| Britney Spears | Radar | And listen baby turn up the fader | And listen baby turn up the feta |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | Ah, the little girl is shy | Ah, electrically sharp! |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | Here's a partridge in a tree,A gardener for the treeComplete with ornithologist | Here's a partridge in a tree,A gun upon a treeComplete with a mythologist |
| Amanda Palmer | Leeds United | Who needs love when the sandwiches are wickedAnd they know you at the mac store? | Who needs love when the sandwiches are weak and they know you are the master? |
| Sparks | Something For The Girl With Everything | You can breathe another day | You can breathe the light of day |
| Michael Sembello | Maniac | She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know | She's a maniac, maniac, at your door |
| Rihanna | Don't Stop the Music | Mama say mama sa, Ma ma coosa | Mama say, Mama saw my Microsoft |
| Britney Spears | Radar | On my radar | Amaretta |
| Britney Spears | If U Seek Amy | I just want to go to the party she gonna go | I just want to go to the bloody shingle ho |
| Emma Bunton | Maybe | Cos he's got plans for the day | Cos he's got pants for the day |
| Abba | Mama Mia | Mama mia, even if I say | Mama mia, did I lick myself? |
| Lady Gaga | Just Dance | Da-da-doo-doo | gotta doo-doo |
| Kaci | Paradise | Through the crystal waterfall I hear you call | Through the crystal on the phone I hear you call |
| Britney Spears | Womanizer | Got all the puppets with their strings up | Got all the poppas with their strings up |
| Abba | Head Over Heels | She's extreme, if you know what I mean | She's sixteen, if you know what I mean |
| Abba | Head Over Heels | Running the gauntlet in a whirl of lace | Running the gauntlet in the world a-blaze |
| Electric Six | Gay Bar | You! | Girl! |
| Panic! At The Disco | London Beckoned A Song About Money... | make us it make us hip make us scene | make a scene make a scene make a scene |
| Panic! At The Disco | London Beckoned A Song About Money... | Shrug us off your shoulders. | shoulders shoulders shoulders. |
| Panic! At The Disco | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | With a sense of poise and rationality | With a sense of poisoned rationality |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | My loneliness is killing me | My only wish is killing me |
| Panic! At The Disco | There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. | And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under duress. |
| Al Bano & Romina Power | Felicita | E restare vicini come bambini | You're staring at genieorYou call me a meanie. |
| Al Bano & Romina Power | Felicita | Felicita e tenersi per mano andare lontano la felicita. | Felicita. Isn't it superman who is guarding on turn, Felicita? |
| Michael Sembello | Maniac | On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see | On the hospital line of insanity is a place most never see |
| Men Without Hats | Safety Dance | We can dance, we can danceEverybody look at your hands | We can dance, we can danceEverybody dance with your hands |
| Cadillac | Valentino | ¡Ay!, si Hollywood su | I see holy boots! |
| Cadillac | Valentino | Quiero ser pro | Ghetto central |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | And like a ghost I'll be gone | And like the clothes I'll be gone |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | Don't treat me to the things of the world | Don't treat me to be pleased of the world |
| Madonna | Human Nature | I'm not your b**ch don't hang your sh*t on me | I'm not your fish don't hang your sh*t on me |
| Madonna | Die Another Day | Analyze this | Camel-yze this; Carnelize this |
| O Town | Coming To The Rescue | And your spirits fall | And you're feeling small |
| Electric Six | Danger! High Voltage | Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires? | Don't you wanna know how the kids are in fires? |
| En Vogue | Free Your Mind | Doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers | Doesn't mean I don't like my stoned black brothers |
| En Vogue | Free Your Mind | It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heirs | It doesn't mean there's another blood in my egg |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me | Baby, don't you wanna, dance a flambe |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | Get it get it, get it get it | gimme gimme, gimme gimme;candy cane, candy cane |
| Britney Spears | I'm a Slave 4 U | Always saying little girl don't step into the club. | Always saying little girl don't step into the blood. |
| t.a.T.u. | You & I | Sanctified | Say goodbye |
| t.a.T.u. | You & I | Sanctified | Semper Fi |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Klappa era händer | Kappa in a handbag |
| Alizee | J'en Ai Marre | Qui m'indisposent | Keep my discos |
| Good Charlotte | Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous | Fall | James Bond |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Ta negra steg at vänster | I'm out of renal dancing. |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Gjör so vi gjör | Yours! Show me yours! |
| Caramell | Caramelldansen | Missa inte chansen | Lisa in the kwanset |
| S Club 8 | Fool No More | With diamond studded rings and pearls | With Dagustani rings and pearls |
| Britney Spears | Baby One More Time | That's not the way I planned it | Then step through chaos hands down |
| S Club 7 | Don't Stop Moving | Don't stop moving to the S Club beat | Don't stop moving to that asswipe beat |
| Tim Curry | Don't Make Me Laugh | Drake | Drick |
| Tim Curry | Don't Make Me Laugh | Or write your epitaph | Or write your neppy-tan |
| Nightwish | Bye Bye Beautiful | Finally the hills are without eyesThey | Finally the hills are without ice tea |
| Nightwish | Tutankhamen | Tutankhamen | To the cannon |
| Ace of Base | Always Have, Always Will | You've got to stay and hold me while we live this fantasy | You got to stay and Holy Wine will live this fantasy |
| Avantasia | The Tower | Never been a fighter, never been a man. | Never been a fighter, never been a maid. |
| Avantasia | The Tower | Vandroiy in reality lead me on my race. | An android in reality lead me on my way. |
| Rob Zombie | Dragula | Burn like an animal | I feel like an atom bomb |
| Jethro Tull | Bungle In The Jungle | With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air | With claws at your back to send the children good night |
| Jethro Tull | Bungle In The Jungle | Walking through forests of palm tree apartments | Walking through forests of concrete and parchment |
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Anonymous's Submitted Lyrics (not yet published) |
| Artist |
Song |
Real Lyrics |
Misheard |
| E-Type | | I wasn't sure it was a jet stall. | I wasn't sure it was a Death Star. |
| E-Type | | I'm free like a flying demon, no more of them filthy lies | I'm free like a flying demon, no more of them filthy lice |
| | You can lock me up and throw away the key! | You can knock me up and throw away the key! |
| | Get up, get up, get up, drop the bombshell. | Feet hurt, feet hurt, feet hurt, drop the bombshell. |
| Rolling Stones | Paint It Black | I see a red door and I want to paint it black. | I see a riddle and I want to paint it black. |
| E-Type | | No more of them lunatic thoughts time's upfor the Don Quixot | No more of them lunatic thoughts time's upfor the Donkey Shot |
| Eminem | Just Lose It | Beer Goggles! Blind! | Are your goggles blind?! |
| | Alla brudar tar på min rumpa | Allah, Bluto taught me Loompa |
| Pink | | It's dramatic | It's genetic |
| | So then what do you see? | So damn, what do you see? |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Sweet Hitchhiker | Sweet Hitch-Hiker | Sweed in Jahaica |
