All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics
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Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove. -
Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen -
Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee.... -
Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Now bring us some friggin' pudding -
Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. -
Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife -
OneRepublic: Apologize
It's too late to order fries -
Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me -
Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus -
Mudvayne: Dull Boy
All work and no play makes me a dough boy -
Toto: Africa
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do. -
Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on logs and coal -
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. -
Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'. -
National Anthems: Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze... -
Metallica: Fuel
give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five! -
Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine -
Alice Cooper: Poison
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed -
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ... -
Starship: We Built This City
My pony plays the mamba -
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Text the ladies extra longer -
J. Geils Band: Centerfold
My anus is the center hole -
Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it... -
Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. -
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Here we are now in containers -
Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
"Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you... -
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
There's a bathroom on the right -
The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E... -
Nine Inch Nails: Closer
I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B... -
Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not. -
Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary? -
Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Little miss Little miss candy draws -
Elton John: Rocket Man
Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol. -
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
Wrapped up like a douche
Another rumour in the night -
Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
Ham on rye... -
Thompson Twins: Hold Me Now
Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Gold... -
Pearl Jam: Jeremy
They're on me Spalding! Cassady! -
Supremes: You Can't Hurry Love
Cranberry love, no you just have to wait... -
Tom Jones: She's A Lady
"She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.." -
Moody Blues: Question
To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes. -
Elvis Costello: New Lace Sleeves
No more Facebook When are they gonna learn their lesson -
Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call? Those bastards! -
Cee Lo Green: Forget You
And though Hussein's in my church, I still wish him the best... -
Toni Basil: Hey Mickey
Cause when you see your Wii... -
Spin Doctors: Two Princes
I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a pris... -
Allan Sherman: Camp Granada
"I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. ... -
Dan Hill: Sometimes When We Touch
...I'd rather hurt you honestly Then see you wilt and die An... -
Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
The angel aquarium -
Van McCoy: Do the Hustle
Tuna hotdog! -
Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby
Rollin in my 5.0 With my laptop pills So my hair can blow -
Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind
The ants are my friends,
they're blowin' in the wind
... -
Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
Curly mustache of love -
U2: Mysterious Ways
Shamu the mysterious whale -
Toto: Africa
I left my brains down in Africa -
The Beatles: Eight days a week
"Hey Say Louise": "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥... -
Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
I Remove Umbilicals -
Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Wolf
I smell like a Cow, I'm Lost and I'm Found. -
Patty Smyth: Sometimes love just ain't enough
Do you feel me beside you in your bed? There's a statue wher... -
Hymns: Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Goddamn sinners reconciled -
Traditional: Winter Wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he i... -
Green Day: Jaded
Somebody take my pants I think I'm falling out -
Demi Lovato: Heart Attack
Puttin’ my defenses up ‘Cause I don’t wanna fart out loud If... -
Gwen Stefani: Holla Back Girl
I ain't no Harlem black girl -
Monkees: Pleasant Valley Sunday
"...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boull... -
Christopher Cross: Never Be The Same
Alleluia -
Kate Bush: Wuthering Heights
Eeee-wheee! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold a... -
Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Norman's a woman, Norman's a woman to me -
Carly Simon: You're So Vain
Wife's in to clothespins. -
Martin Page: In the House of Stone and Light
lump of poop in my eye -
Billy Idol: Eyes Without A Face
You have a fat arse -
Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2
We don't need no sex vacation -
Sophie B. Hawkins: As I Lay Me Down
As I lay me down to sleep (in background): "Who likes hot do... -
Pat Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Come on and hit me with a rickshaw. -
Static-X: Cold
Cold Risotto, we want. Some! -
Prince: Little Red Corvette
Leave it, Colette. Baby, you're much too fast. -
Van Halen: Sinner's Swing
Get, get, get, get a lotta push -
Will Smith: Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
Kick a chicken with it -
Monkees: (Theme From) The Monkees
"Here we come, walking down the street, we get the funniest ... -
Pat Boone: Speedy Gonzales
Hey, Rosita - come quick - down at the cantina they're putt... -
Nickelback: How You Remind Me
Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you -
Maroon 5: Moves Like Jagger
I got the moobs like Jabba -
Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on the wrong damn road. -
Gary Wright: Dream Weaver
James Weaver I believe you can get me through the night Jame... -
Bruno Mars: It Will Rain
There'll be no Christmas if I lose you, baby. -
Eagles: Desperado
You've been outright offensive, for so long now... -
One Direction: one thing
Shout meow at the sky You're my crib tonight You keep makin... -
Bee Gees: Too Much Heaven
It's much harder to Caramba I'm waiting in line -
Billy Joel: You May Be Right
You made the rice, I made the gravy, But it just may be some... -
Alanis Morissette: You Oughta Know
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gav... -
Boston: More Than A Feeling
Morgan Freeman -
Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
Standing on your mother's corpse, You told me that you'd wai... -
Van Halen: Panama
Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag. -
John Denver: Country Roads
West Virginia, Mount yer Momma, -
Jimmy Eat World: Sweetness
If you like salmon, (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh) -
Pearl Jam: Even Flow
Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice -
Cutting Crew: (I Just) Died in Your Arms
I just dined in your arms tonight Mustard with some kind of ... -
Blue Oyster Cult: The Revenge of Vera Gemini
And when the Holy Windshield Wiper gets me... -
Rihanna: I Found Love In a Hopeless Place
We found a lump in a horse's leg. -
Journey: Don't Stop Believing
She took the midnight tango with every man! -
Chumbawamba: Tubthumping
I got no thumb, but it grew back again.
You're never gon...
