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All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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  1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big butts in a can of limes.
  2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
  3. Abba: Dancing Queen
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
  4. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
  5. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
  6. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y
  7. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
  8. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries
  9. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
  10. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
  11. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine
  12. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy
  13. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
  14. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
    Jean Ebert
  15. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal
  16. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
  17. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
  18. The Jam: Town Called Malice
    Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
  19. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
  20. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
  21. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
  22. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
  23. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
  24. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
  25. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.
  26. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
  27. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
  28. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!
  29. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Mushrooms are nasty
  30. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
  31. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
    Let me take French
  32. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
  33. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Text the ladies extra longer
  34. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
    My anus is the center hole
  35. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
    "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
  36. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
    Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
  37. Celine Dion: Alone
    "How do I get you a loan?"
  38. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
    Raised on Prilosec
  39. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
  40. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Here we are now in containers
  41. Queen: I Want It All
    Listen, naughty people!
  42. Ellie Goulding: Burn
    Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world
  43. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Bikes in the fast lane
  44. Elton John: Your Song
    I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
  45. Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion
    I suck at that emotion
  46. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.
  47. The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
    I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...
  48. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
    You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've...
  49. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, ple...
  50. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
    There's a bathroom on the right
  51. Tom Jones: She's A Lady
    "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
  52. Nine Inch Nails: Closer
    I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B...
  53. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
  54. Elton John: Rocket Man
    Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol.
  55. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
  56. Monkees: I'm A Believer
    Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
  57. Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
    Little miss Little miss candy draws
  58. Guns N' Roses: Civil War
    'Cause all these dreams are web design
  59. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
    Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire.
  60. Allan Sherman: Camp Granada
    "I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. ...
  61. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    Wrapped up like a douche
    Another rumour in the night
  62. Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
    Ham on rye...
  63. Thompson Twins: Hold Me Now
    Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Gold...
  64. The Beatles: Eight days a week
    "Hey Say Louise": "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥...
  65. MC Hammer: Can't Touch This
    A tortoise.
  66. Bill Withers: Just The Two of Us
    "Just the tuna fish/at the White Castle in the sky/Just the ...
  67. Pearl Jam: Jeremy
    They're on me Spalding! Cassady!
  68. Bowling for Soup: 1985
    There was YouTube and 1D and music still on MTV
  69. Supremes: You Can't Hurry Love
    Cranberry love, no you just have to wait...
  70. Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters
    Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!
  71. Moody Blues: Question
    To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.
  72. Elvis Costello: New Lace Sleeves
    No more Facebook When are they gonna learn their lesson
  73. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments...
  74. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
    Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, those unequal s...
  75. Cee Lo Green: Forget You
    And though Hussein's in my church, I still wish him the best...
  76. Spin Doctors: Two Princes
    I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a pris...
  77. Toni Basil: Hey Mickey
    Cause when you see your Wii...
  78. Faith Hill: Cry
    Can you fry to get up, I will betray you
  79. Dan Hill: Sometimes When We Touch
    ...I'd rather hurt you honestly Then see you wilt and die An...
  80. Monkees: Pleasant Valley Sunday
    "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boull...
  81. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    The angel aquarium
  82. Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
    Keep on, with the four strike or Keep on, with the forestr...
  83. Van McCoy: Do the Hustle
    Tuna hotdog!
  84. Olivia Newton-John: Physical
    Let's get fizzy cold, fizzy cold
  85. Elton John: Your Song
    If I was a skeleton, but then again gnome
  86. Bob Dylan: Blowin' In The Wind
    The ants are my friends,
    they're blowin' in the wind
  87. Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby
    Rollin in my 5.0 With my laptop pills So my hair can blow
  88. Elton John: Sad Songs Say So Much
    You reach into your room... Woah you feel the janitor.
  89. Otis Redding: (Sittin' On The) Dock of the Bay
    I'm gonna sit on the doctor's bed Watchin' the time roll awa...
  90. Girls Generation: I Got A Boy
    She's a cat burglar.
  91. Toto: Africa
    I left my brains down in Africa
  92. U2: Mysterious Ways
    Shamu the mysterious whale
  93. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
    Curly mustache of love
  94. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chickens to paralize
  95. Monkees: (Theme From) The Monkees
    "Here we come, walking down the street, we get the funniest ...
  96. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments...
  97. Hot Chocolate: I Believe in Miracles
    I Remove Umbilicals
  98. David Bowie: Suffragette City
    This mellow fat chick just put my spine out of place
  99. Billy Joel: Piano Man
    Sing us a song for the yellow man
  100. Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Wolf
    I smell like a Cow, I'm Lost and I'm Found.

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