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All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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  1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big butts in a can of limes.
  2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
    Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
  3. Abba: Dancing Queen
    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
  4. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
    The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
  5. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
  6. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y
  7. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    I'm so Passť
  8. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
  9. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries
  10. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
  11. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
  12. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine
  13. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy
  14. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
  15. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
  16. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
  17. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
    Jean Ebert
  18. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
  19. James Brown: I Feel Good
    So good, So good, I got a U
  20. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
  21. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
    Money for nothin' and chips for free
  22. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal
  23. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
  24. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
  25. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
  26. The Jam: Town Called Malice
    Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
  27. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
  28. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
  29. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
  30. Commodores: Brick House
    She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
  31. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
    I'm Terry Wogan
  32. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
    Joy to the visions that the people see
  33. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
  34. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
  35. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.
  36. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
  37. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
  38. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!
  39. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Mushrooms are nasty
  40. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
  41. Clash: Rock The Casbah
    Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
  42. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
    "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
  43. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
    Let me take French
  44. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Life in the vast plain
  45. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
  46. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
    My anus is the center hole
  47. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Text the ladies extra longer
  48. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
    "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
  49. Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
    Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it...
  50. Celine Dion: Alone
    "How do I get you a loan?"
  51. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl
    Raised on Prilosec
  52. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
  53. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Here we are now in containers
  54. Queen: I Want It All
    Listen, naughty people!
  55. Ellie Goulding: Burn
    Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world
  56. Laura Branigan: Self Control
    You take my cell phone home.
  57. The Five Keys: Ling Ting Tong
    I went to Chinatown 'way back in old Hong Kong To get some E...
  58. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
    Bikes in the fast lane
  59. Elton John: Your Song
    I sat on the roof and kicked at the moths
  60. Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion
    I suck at that emotion
  61. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.
  62. Prince: Little Red Corvette
    Miracle whip - baby you're much too fast
  63. Donna Lewis: I Love You Always and Forever
    You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've...
  64. Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
    There's a bathroom on the right
  65. Avril Lavigne: Complicated
    And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, ple...
  66. Will Smith: Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
    But wait I hear they're prissy bourgeois all that
  67. REO Speedwagon: Can't Fight This Feeling
    You're a candle in the window and a corn dog when it's nigh...
  68. Tom Jones: She's A Lady
    "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
  69. Nine Inch Nails: Closer
    I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to B...
  70. Billy Joel: You May Be Right
    You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be the ...
  71. Bon Jovi: Living On A Prayer
    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.
  72. Elton John: Rocket Man
    Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol.
  73. Monkees: I'm A Believer
    Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
  74. Til Tuesday: Voices Carry
    Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
  75. Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
    Little miss Little miss candy draws
  76. Kings Of Leon: Sex on Fire
    Ohh, ho, dyslexics on fire.
  77. Guns N' Roses: Civil War
    'Cause all these dreams are web design
  78. The Beatles: Eight days a week
    "Hey Say Louise": "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥...
  79. Allan Sherman: Camp Granada
    "I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. ...
  80. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    Wrapped up like a douche
    Another rumour in the night
  81. Kenny Loggins: I'm Alright
    Ham on rye...
  82. Thompson Twins: Hold Me Now
    Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Gold...
  83. MC Hammer: Can't Touch This
    A tortoise.
  84. Bill Withers: Just The Two of Us
    "Just the tuna fish/at the White Castle in the sky/Just the ...
  85. Pearl Jam: Jeremy
    They're on me Spalding! Cassady!
  86. Bowling for Soup: 1985
    There was YouTube and 1D and music still on MTV
  87. Jack Johnson: Mudfootball
    Driving a potato with a burnt out fuse
  88. Monkees: Pleasant Valley Sunday
    "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boull...
  89. Supremes: You Can't Hurry Love
    Cranberry love, no you just have to wait...
  90. Elton John: Bennie And The Jets
    Oh Bennie she's a renegade
  91. Ray Jr. Parker: Ghostbusters
    Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!
  92. Moody Blues: Question
    To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.
  93. Elvis Costello: New Lace Sleeves
    No more Facebook When are they gonna learn their lesson
  94. BTO: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
    Dancing Lafayette!
  95. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments...
  96. Kansas: Carry On My Wayward Son
    Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, those unequal s...
  97. The Miracles and Smoky Robinson: I Second That Emotion
    a secondhand emotion
  98. Cee Lo Green: Forget You
    And though Hussein's in my church, I still wish him the best...
  99. Spin Doctors: Two Princes
    I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a pris...
  100. Chris Brown: Loyal
    These girls ain't lawyers These girls ain't lawyers

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