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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

    Here are the top 100 misheard lyrics of all time as ranked by our viewers!

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    1. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big butts in a can of limes.
    2. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
      Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
    3. Abba: Dancing Queen
      See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
    4. Madonna: Into the Groove
      I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self
    5. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
      The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....
    6. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
    7. Van Halen: Panama
      Padded bra
    8. Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
      Why, why, why, why start at Uber?
    9. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
      Check your p***y
    10. OneRepublic: Apologize
      It's too late to order fries
    11. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
    12. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so Passé
    13. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me
    14. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
      This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
    15. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
      Suitcase, Dramamine
    16. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works f...
    17. John Lennon: Imagine
      But i'm not Obi-Wan
    18. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
      That is all for me, Itá
    19. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
      All work and no play makes me a dough boy
    20. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus
    21. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      Donald Duck took my chances
    22. Toto: Africa
      There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
    23. Europe: The Final Countdown
      We´re working for peanuts.
    24. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      I remember when Iraq was young
    25. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
      In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame
    26. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...
    27. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
    28. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big bucks in a can of lard.
    29. Savage Garden: I Want You
      Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for
    30. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Drum and guitar love
    31. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
      Jean Ebert
    32. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."
    33. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
      'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...
    34. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer
    35. Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
      Feelin'... like a ham-and-mustard shake
    36. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
    37. National Anthems: Oh Canada
      Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
    38. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
    39. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
    40. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
    41. James Brown: I Feel Good
      So good, So good, I got a U
    42. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
      Reagan rocks in the hot sun
    43. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.
    44. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
      Money for nothin' and chips for free
    45. Starship: We Built This City
      We built this city on logs and coal
    46. Wham!: Careless Whisper
      Guilty penis got no rhythm...
    47. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.
    48. The Jam: Town Called Malice
      Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
    49. Metallica: Fuel
      give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
    50. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine
    51. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burning
    52. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      He already knows that my wall is fire
    53. Green Day: Good Riddance
      It's something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope ...
    54. Hanson: MMMBop
      A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
    55. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
    56. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
      My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...
    57. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy
    58. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Ain't Taco Bell love
    59. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
      Take your pants off and make it happen.
    60. Commodores: Brick House
      She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
    61. Judy Collins: Salt of the Earth
      Let's drink to assaulting the Earth.
    62. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
      I'm Terry Wogan
    63. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
      Joy to the visions that the people see
    64. Alice Cooper: Poison
      I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
    65. Prince: Kiss
      I just wanna extradite your kids
    66. Hanson: MMMBop
      so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
    67. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
      Looks like we mated
    68. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...
    69. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
      I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
    70. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Oprah got no style!
    71. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
      Like a Scottish raper.
    72. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
    73. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
      The artichokes begin to dream
    74. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
      did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...
    75. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy...
    76. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Mushrooms are nasty
    77. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the mamba
    78. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Lonely house cat of love
    79. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...
    80. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con...
    81. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
    82. Bob Marley: Is This Love
      We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge
    83. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
      "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
    84. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, She don't like, She don't like, She don't...
    85. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
      Let me take French
    86. Eric Clapton: Cocaine
      She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, Gauguin
    87. Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
      I drive off in my car. In my Chervrolet, I go
    88. Omi: Cheerleader
      I think I found myself a jelly bear
    89. Eagles: Wasted Time
      Keanu Reaves had got you thinkin'
    90. Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane
      Life in the vast plain
    91. J. Geils Band: Centerfold
      My anus is the center hole
    92. Paul McCartney: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
      "Lid oh lid oh be a gypsy, get around (get around), Get you...
    93. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
    94. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ...
    95. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Text the ladies extra longer
    96. Devo: Whip It
      tattoo detective
    97. Corey Hart: Sunglasses at Night
      Dump the Soufflé on the guy in shades, oh no!
    98. Bob Dylan: Idiot Wind
      even Jesus had distorted facts
    99. Elton John: Candle In The Wind
      Goodbye, aubergine
    100. The Temptations: Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
      When it's cold outside, I've got the muffins made