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| Username: |
JSword |
| Favorite Music: |
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| Age: |
51 |
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JSword's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Led Zeppelin | Bring It On Home | Tell you, pretty baby, I love to masturbate. | Tell you, pretty baby, you love to mess me `round. |
| The Beatles | Back in the USSR | Little green girls really knock me out! | Leningrad girls really knock me out! |
| Bob Marley | Jammin' | PajamasI want pajamas with you.Pajamas, 'Jamas,I hope you like pajamas too. | We're jammin':I wanna jam it wid you.We're jammin', jammin',And I hope you like jammin', too. |
| Monkees | She | She devoured all my Sweet'n'Low. | She devoured all my sweet love. |
| Cee Lo Green | Forget You | 'Cuz she's an X-bot and I'm Moriarty.(1st hearing.)Guess he's an expert, and I'm more retarded. (2nd hearing.) | I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari, |