The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say" "Rot in pieces, uh, that's great"
The Misheard: "Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tattoo, whats that say" "Kim in pieces, uh, that's great"
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Real Lyric: These wounds, They will not heal.
The Misheard: I need an orange to peel.
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Real Lyric: first born unicorn
The Misheard: birds born in the cold
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Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus, to my father a son.
The Misheard: I was born on a limp horse, to my father I said.
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Real Lyric: Blue, da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: Blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die
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Real Lyric: with one headlight
The Misheard: I want head lice
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen I've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me close I'm tired of dancin' Count the headlights on the highway Baby darlin', she's the fashion It's been a busy day today
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Real Lyric: You bet your life it is!
The Misheard: You bi*ch your life is this!
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Real Lyric: funk soul brother
The Misheard: the funks so rubber
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Real Lyric: My loneliness is killing me
The Misheard: My only niece is killing me
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