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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me close I'm tired of dancin'
    Count the headlights on the highway
    Baby darlin', she's the fashion
    It's been a busy day today

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancerCount the headlights on the highwayLay me down in sheets of linenI've had a busy day today



    The story:

    Well, i always figured that my childhood understanding of this song must be wrong, but the song was "Almost Famous" and i just loved it. I sang it in my head all the time ... one day in Bio though, I asked my friend if she knew the real lyrics. She was confused as well .. finally some girl came up out of nowhere and told us the real ones.

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