The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure and good and right.
The Misheard: Oh baby you're the only one in this whole world that's better than the lady on the right.
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants were playing in the band
The Misheard: Memories of elephants were playing in the sand
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Real Lyric: Like a death row pardon two minutes too late
The Misheard: Like a death-throe hard-on, two minutes too late
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Real Lyric: My aim is true
The Misheard: My name is drew
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Real Lyric: just another brick in the wall
The Misheard: All in all it's just another week 'til we fall
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early-Burly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
The Misheard: Eleanor Rigby picks up a knife in a church where here wedding has been.
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Real Lyric: strumming dub plates with our fingers
The Misheard: strumming my pain with his fingers
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous!
The Misheard: Win a Lada, Mrs. Davis!
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Real Lyric: And don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
The Misheard: And don't be surprised if I hug you until you fart
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