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Oh baby you're the only one in this whole world that's better than the lady on the right.

Artist: Meat Loaf

Song: Bat Out Of Hell

Real Lyric: oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure and good and right.

The story:

I had been singing them that way for months, wondering who the lady on the right is. As a huge Meat Loaf fan I was personally embarressed when i read the actual lyrics. I wonder if any one noticed my faux pas.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/2/2002 2:10 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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