The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When I was singing in the car, my ex-wife said, incredulously "Did you just say "hard-on?"" I had pictured a sad man in bed, really, really ready to go, two minutes after his wife had gone to watch TV or get a snack.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/2/2002 1:09 pm
Age it happened
30
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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