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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Sinead O'Connor

    Song: Nothing Compares 2 U

    Real Lyric: "Better have fun no matter what you do"...after saying guess what the doctor said

    The Misheard: Better try to have fondle matter

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Night Fever

    Real Lyric: On the waves of the air, There is dancin' out there.

    The Misheard: "I've got hair in my mouth! There is dancin' out there."

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Good Vibrations

    Real Lyric: I hear the sound of a gentle word on a wind that lifts her perfume through the air

    The Misheard: I heard the sound of a cheerful bird and the bathing of the curtains and the chair

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, da be de da ba di

    The Misheard: I'm blue, I was beat up and died

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Roam

    Real Lyric: Roam if you want to.. Roam around the world.

    The Misheard: Roll, bippy waters roll around the world.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

    Real Lyric: Wait on me girl Cry in the night if it helps But more than ever I simply love you More than I love life itself

    The Misheard: When I'm bigger Cry in the night if it helps To Mother Nell I simply love you More than I love life itself

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bicycle Race

    Real Lyric: Bicycle.......Bicycle, I want to ride my Bicycle

    The Misheard: Fried Chicken, Fried Chicken, I want to ride my fried chicken

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place

    The Misheard: This mallow-fat chick just put my spine out of place.

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: Changes

    Real Lyric: Scully and angel on the kitchen floor

    The Misheard: Skulling an angel on the kitchen floor

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Kokomo

    Real Lyric: Martinique, that Monserat mystique

    The Misheard: Martinique, that Monster Rotten Stink

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