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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I've got hair in my mouth!
    There is dancin' out there."

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Song: Night Fever
    Real Lyric: On the waves of the air,There is dancin' out there.



    The story:

    I'd always heard the "I've got hair in my mouth!" thing, which I knew could not possibly be right and I've always wondered what the real lyrics were. I just looked them up on a lyrics website and I have to say I like my version better! I just keep thinking of the very bouffant hairy Barry Gibb and it all makes sense to me...laugh my ass off every time I hear that song. Love it!

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